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  1. bozo
    OH OH........i'm fucked....I funneled a Godload...on purpose.
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    ....and some of their screennames are in GREEN bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    trust me on this one. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    That was funny as hell... im still giggling... are there really guys out there who dont like this? I dont think I would like it in my butt. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Hey Mohammed.....you cant get shots for that shit. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    [reply2. Don't presume to tell me shit. You don't know me, and you don't have the first clue what I understand and what I don't understand. Mmmmkay? birdshit Oh boy.....another one. How many times have I met this guy....with different faces...in 27 years. Good luck with the tattoo...yer gonna need it. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Unexpected money

    bozo replied to monkycndo's topic in The Bonfire

    Like an idiot, I fell at work a few years ago and broke my wrist. The Dr wanted to fuse the wrist to repair it after the cast. I refused and opted for cortizone. A few months later I get a call from Nevada Industrial comission that they need me to sign some papers to finalize the claim. No big deal.....I went down after work, signed the form and got up to leave...the lady says"hey wait a minute, dont you want this?" She handed me a check for $16,000 ...for 30 % disability in my wrist. I said...."are you fucking crazy?". She said....."dont you want it?" I snatched it from her hand and beat feet out of there. I paid off the loan on my cabin and bought a new Spectre. Ya just gotta love found money. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    They don't work real well for that. Not that I'd know. Lisa.....after all we are talking about the stupid person of the day. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    QuoteOk,I think this really should be an award..kinda like Bill Engvall's "heres your sign" . As I was outside my apartment today I noticed the truck parked next to mine had one of those cheap-o pine tree air freshners hanging from their rear-view mirror.Ok,let me get you in on a little secret,this town is right smack dab in the middle of the Sam Houston National Forest.Its damn near nothing but evergreens here.If he wanted that smell why didnt he just roll down his friggin' window!! reply] Youre forgetting that hes using the air freshener to cover the dope smoke smell....or maybe he has a dead rat under the seat and hes too lazy to look. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    fuck.....now how did he find out about that ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Oh - Thank Jesus in the heavens above - my soul is saved. I bet yer glad ole parafrog jumped in there to help you out. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    I just happened to be walking down the row where they were selling t-shirts with a couple of buddies. Coincidently Roger was giving the mayor and a few city officials a walking tour just ahead of us. I got to see it all first hand. I do remember the screaming. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    It all depends on who remembers , Jim.
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    I doubt that .. no serious reason to do that, but I was on a SADM team and we were jumping "other heavy things" if you know what I mean Dont doubt it.....I knew one of the guys on the test program, deceased now. He was a MSGT. He told me they were playing with the idea of inserting non jump qualified elements into AOs with tandem. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    That's just to confuse anyone from after back in the day. Anyone from back in the day or before back in the day knows the 99 years is a smoke screen. But don't tell a soul, ok? Our secret? Anyone from really "back in the day" wouldnt remember it anyway.
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    QuoteWhatever happened to "Ckret"? Is his absence related to 9/11, and his duties? Hes out riding around in his unmarked black helicopter. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    So...if I got my Draft notice while I was in Navy bootcamp at NTC....does that preclude me from being a punk ? That depends...does it have anything to do with skydiving? Nothing whatsoever. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    That's just to confuse anyone from after back in the day. Anyone from back in the day or before back in the day knows the 99 years is a smoke screen. But don't tell a soul, ok? Our secret? Anyone from really "back in the day" wouldnt remember it anyway.
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    So...if I got my Draft notice while I was in Navy bootcamp at NTC....does that preclude me from being a punk ? I dont remember carrying any water, Nick, but I carried a lot of KIAs. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    It seems somewhere I read that the Cessna Skymaster was developed for military applications that required a twin engine configuration. I saw one in very poor shape at the old North Las Vegas airport in the late 70s that was in military trim with a radio operators station in the rear and hard points for weapons...believe it or not. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    But....but...I got some neat medals and they didnt. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Yup......you got most of it.....except for the two guys who did the lowpull contest over Roger and the Mayor of Freeport. They opened about 300 feet....Roger chased em down , dumped their reserves and booted em out of the boogie. Remember that ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Tom Cannarozzo had two 411s when he ran the DZ in Las Vegas. I did hundreds of tandems out of them both. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Quotehey, didn't you recently offer a truce, you lying, old drunken windbag? i didn't say yes quick enough? you delusional old hag? he made a veiled reference that he hoped would be interpreted thataway and still give plausible deniability. thanks for defending the coward. wow, he agrees a lot with you so you defend? astonishing intellectual honesty. ------------------------------------------------------------ Well , if thats not a PERSONAL ATTACk I'll eat your hat. Hey Moderators......WAKE UP ! ! ! ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    We all know who and why anyone has tried to screw the boogie. At least their getting old too and will croak sooner or later, problem solved. I think its Stratostars fault, bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.