Slowfaller
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froggie, i never doubted that you were a caring indivdual. I totally agree that if he/she was hurting, its not cool to let 'em suffer. dogs are tough, they can take a litte head banging. golden rule #8, never give up, thats cool cold skies, blue beer chris
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Hey playmate, Come to skydive chicago, ill buy you a couple jumps, and some drinks later on blue skies, cold beer chris
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decorous, i usually like to eat a chili cheese burrito w/ three packets of fire sauce b4 i jump just so the plane ride is more fun. blue skies, cold beer chris
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Froggie, Yeah, gotta love those big stupid dogs, and the stupid crap they do! I especially like when he is looking out the window and goes to turn around WACK!! he swings his head right into the wall of the hallway. hahahahaha, i laughing just thinking about it, my coworkers think im nutz now blue skies, cold beer chris
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I guess now that i look back at it, it was damn funny, i wish i could of seen the look on my face. laugh all you want thats why it here! blue skies, cold beer chris
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Hell yeah, her and I left the party about an hour later. Alright, alright, even though she was flattered nothing happend, but who knows what the future might hold, I'll take her to do a tandem and seduce her. blue skies, coold beer chris
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I dont know if this is funny, it really pissed me off. My parents were in vegas so i threw a get together. The beer had just arrived and i popped one open, it was a little shaken up so some spilled on my kitchen floor. My dog Rocky ( huge german shepherd that is afraid of its own shadow ) licked up the spilt beer which was cool, you know, i didnt have to clean it and my dog likes beer. By now im drunk as hell cooking some english muffin egg sandwitches. i do a 180 to wash my hands in the kitchen sink and as i start to walk over there i step in a mushy warm dog turd. ( i was in socks ) so i let out a shouted " f*@k! " as i look around, I see a trail of runny dog crap from my basement door, through the whole kitchen and ended where the dining room meets the kitchen. I thought dogs stood stationary to crap. No, mine likes to walk and crap lesson learned, dont give my dog beer. oh well more for me. blue skies, cold beer ( none for the dogs ) chris
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Do you guyz know what a M.I.L.F. is? Well I was at a little shindig and i was getting pretty sloppy. After about 10pm all my good friends walk in and I'm already piss drunk and they are all sober. The owner of the house ( and mom of the girl i knew that lived there) comes walking downstairs and i introduce my self and i tell her i didnt know rachel( the girl that lived there) had a younger sister. The whole kitchen must have been focused on what i was doing and errupted in laughter. I didnt care, she was a hot mom, it was a fun drunk moment. blue skies, cold beer, M.I.L.F. s chris
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greg, that was good, but the brits did have monty python and , being american, i can recite the holy grail word for word. Cant leave monty python out, im definatly a monty python geek. blue skies, cold beer, air speed velocities of unladen swallows chris
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dont sweat it man, next to skydiving my favorite sport is bowling. when ever i watch the big lebowski i gotta go bowl a game or two. blue skies, cold beer chris
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that maze is right by skydive chicago and it looks really awesome under canopy, luckly i havent had to find my way out of it. I guess its a way to make a little money because he advertises his maze w/ signs on the side of the road. It would be pretty fun to get pissed and run around through it but i dont want to get shot w/ a shot gun. blue skies, cold beer chris
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hey sangrio, some mid sleeve jersey type t-shirts would be dope, like white w/ navy sleeves for us guys, and for the girls, its all about the spaghetti tank top. blue skies, cold beer, spaghetti tank tops chris
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huh??? blue skies, cold beer chris
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I've had this dream like 3 times and every time the jump is awesome but when i dump the lines are like 60feet long and i end up waking up before i hit the ground. I dont know? blue skies, cold beer chris
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a lot of no name bands that are big underground, modest mouse ( one of the best ), alkaline trio, jawbreaker, jets to brazil, BIG RADIOHEAD FAN, rage against the machine, outkast, tribe called quest, at the drive in, and hardcore ex. charles bronson, i hate myself, los crudos, etc..... blue skies, cold beer chris ps. i graduated the afp program, HELLLLLLL YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Thats what im doing is jumping, taking monday and tuesday off. i like to take advantage of my works internet service and i wont be back to work until wednesday. blue skies, cold beer chris ps thanx sis
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i will not be back until wed. march 21st. everyone have a good st. patrick's day and good skydives. blue skies, cold beer chris
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You know what sis, you gotta come to chicago or i gotta come down to Texas, either way there will be an ice cold bottle of jagermeitster. blue skies, cold beer chris
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I'd be there if i was 21, fo sho blue skies, cold beer, under-age drinkning chris
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me too, these forums are as addicting as crack. But I dont do crack, i swear. no really, i dont.
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tigra, I was just messing w/ ya!!! Sarcasim sux going thru the computer. cough, cough, wussie, cough. man, i think im comming down w/ something. blue skies, cold beer chris
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Yo leO, i'm doing my afp level 13 tomm. and i plan on pounding 3 jumps tomm and 3 on sunday so...not to many. do u mean matt stewart or mb? do u know matt stewart? (goofy looking freeflyer) blue skies, cold beer chris
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YOU WUSS!!!! No im just going crazy w/ out jumping plus my adrenaline still numbs me to the fact im probably getting frost bite. Oh well. Did you happen to sit through the seminar given by rook, roger, and missy about freeflying. It was pretty damn good, helped me on my sit-fly exit the next day. Anyway have fun with the "relitive work" and ill see on the drop zone... blue skies, cold beer chris Edited by Slowfaller on 3/16/01 02:14 PM.
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Hey tigra, do u jump at skydive chicago??
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About 95% of my friends are non-skydivers and latley, when they tell me stuff, i stare off and think about skydiving. They are getting pissed because when they finish i say " huh?". i can't help but laugh. blue skies, cold beer chris