2fat2fly

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  1. Just found out that Robert Earl Keen will be in town in November. Unfortunately, it's on a Wednesday so I'm just hoping that I can schedule to be in town. I haven't been on the road much since I got home from vacation 3 weeks ago and have a lot of catching up to do. Wish me luck, I have never been able to see one of his shows. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. 2:0:0 Two testicles disconnected Friday which accounted for the two zeros I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. They did play a very clean game. Do you think that you could sent them to Athens to teach my Dawgs how to stop shooting themselves in the dick? But I'll still take an ugly win over a pretty loss I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. I laughed at my self during the game because I started cheering hard for the aggies. I didn't have a care either way, I just got caught up pulling for your team. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. It has to be fictional-There's a female in the cockpit Oh, not my real opinion, just stirring the stew I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Did the general-that's the way to go-doze off and wake up sterile. Now I'm trying to survive the ice packs....that just ain't right I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. I'll be in Mississauga, Ontario on Oct. 27th and 28th at the Ontario AME Workshop. Is there a DZ within 45 minutes to an hour from there? It would be nice to sneak in a load after shutdown. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. I haven't seen Baja Blast or Pitch Black yet. Out here in the boonies, we're always behind the curve. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. Heard that line, and the "You may smell a little burning" Bummer is that I wanted to do it on a Monday so that I'd only lose one weekend of jumping. I think that this will ground me for the next 2 weekends and we don't have that many good weekends left before winter I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. I don't know about that, the chaser planes have picked up strange transmissions from the storm that may be post whoring I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. That's right, I'm doing my part. Today I am celebrating my final day of fertility. After tomorrow morning if you should happen to meet me, at least you can have the comfort of knowing that there won't be any more. The only thing that concerns me is the whole "shaving the surgical area" bit. My wife's been walking around for the last three days with a straight razor and a gleam in her pretty, brown eyes I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Like we say here in the south, "If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for our'n" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. You had to know that a sombrero would show up in there somewhere
  14. I travel the eastern seaboard and my Verizon phone consistantly has service when others don't. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. This is how we make the national news http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/08/pitchfork.robbery.ap/index.html Can I point out that I wasn't BORN in SC, I just live here I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. I'm just old, not an old timer, but here's what I've noticed. General Aviation has took a downturn all the way around but appears to be recovering now. This was my first WFFC and everyone said that attendance was down. Attendance was off at Oshkosh and Sun-N-Fun and every other aviation event that I've been to this year. Fuel prices, both auto and aviation, are limiting travel and other recreational spending. I think that this is an economic trend that cuts down on new students and on experienced jumpers making as many jumps. There should be a resurgance as the economy turns back up. But then again, I've been wrong a lot in 38 years. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. 42% Oh well, I thought that I had an advantage in spotting the guys, just pick the ones that look most like me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. Back when I used to ride, I had the shirt that had, "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" printed on the back-I wonder if anyone's bought the driver one yet? Honestly though, you don't play when someone else is riding with you-not cool I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. There's the Harvest Moon Boogie in St. George in early October. http://www.blueskyadventures.com/hmbviii.htm Weather will probably be okay, then. Get in to November and it starts getting cold. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. http://www.chamblissaerobatics.com/visuals.cfm?view=videos Cool videos on Kirby's site. A friendly guy and a skydiver I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. Note to self-add one person to the list of folks to borrow DVD's from I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Beer? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. My ex wife worked at Walmart....man I miss that discount card. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. OK, what gives. Is that your sisters. your cousins, or money well spent? Just kidding Mike, those are cuties-why in the hell are they with you?? Never mind, it's because you're a cool skydiver that owns his own golf cart, isn't it? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried