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You need to carry around extras to replace the ones that you drop from the golf cart I spoke with the B-17 guys yesterday and told them that they missed the cutest trophy date of all time. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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This one I like. I picked the name right after an unsuccessful attempt to quit smoking which jumped me 30 pounds. Even before that, I fell like I had a bowling ball shoved up my ass so that additional "natural arch" didn't help much I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Our adorable Sunshine said that I have to change my user name-I can't think of anything more appropriate...Any ideas from the peanut gallery? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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For a fun time at WFFC. I didn't get much of a chance to meet many of you but it was good to see the ones that I did. And for the record..It was my fault, not that of Sunshine's driving that I prematurely exited the golfcart. Maybe I'll catch some of you as I move around the country. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Skydivers Who are Pilots...or Pilots Who are Skydivers
2fat2fly replied to skygazer's topic in The Bonfire
I just found out that my company is going to pay for me to get my private pilot ticket. Problem...If it's nice enough to fly-who wants to land with the plane. Maybe I can take lessons on really cold days. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
things to pack for the trip to Rantoul.Help!
2fat2fly replied to moodyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
One of the other vendors at Oshkosh gave us a big-ass bag of either advil or aleve liquid gel packs (2 per pack). I'll have them on DZ row at the Flying Tigers tent I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Check your PM's-I've sent you my cell number in case you need anything in my area. have a great trip I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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If this ends up as a plan, give me a yell. If I'm in town my wife and I will take ya'll somewhere decent to eat. Notice I said take......if you kick my dog and talk about my mom, I'll have her cook for ya'll instead I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Thanks a ton...I really got to buy you a beer sometime I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Man, I hope that things go so well for you that you can give me advice on how to quit-I haven't been able to get it done so far. I was having good luck with the gum once, but the stuff kept melting to the pack in my pocket and I couldn't get to it when I really needed it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I'm in Indy until Friday when I head to Rantoul. according to USPA both Skydive Greensburg and Jerry's Skydiving Circus are within driving distance. Can anyone tell me about these DZ's. I'm not looking for people bashing, just do they fly through the week, how's the facilities and landing area....Oh, can I find someone willing to pack so that my fat butt can hang out between loads and shoot the breeze? Thanks/Shane I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I'm one step closer
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That's what i saw while leaving Oshkosh today-can't wait until tomorrow. Phreezone, if you wanna come out over the weekend-I think that I've got a wristband for you-buzz my cell I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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The right buttons for a woman is the PIN number for your ATM card I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I left my shaving kit in Holiday Inn who knows where last week so I picked up a new razor over the weekend. I just grabbed on that looked like my blades would fit and went with it. Been using the sucker all week and this morning I grabbed it just the right way, hit a button on it and it started buzzing and vibrating...I threw the bastard across the room before I got it together I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Step one complete-I got to Cincy yesterday (actually Florence, Ky). Run to the airport to see some customers and on to Wisconsin this evening. Closer and closer to Rantoul
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Pics of my Frankenstein finger -I got the cast off!!! Pins are still in.
2fat2fly replied to Brian425's topic in The Bonfire
So...in the interest of safety-Only date girls that are not wearing underwear!! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Ain't my job cool...I noticed that when I mentioned gross body odor, you shifted from "stop in and say hi" to "give me a call"--I'll be between the Flying Tigers tent on Dropzone Row and the Team Benton compound...and of course, I'll have my cell with me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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God, I'm getting old-my shopping was a bag of stow bands and some new goggles. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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This is it. I'm hitting the road tomorrow for a swing through Oshkosh, a stop in Indianapolis, and on to RANTOUL-I figure that I'm going to run out of clean clothes aroung August 9th, so I hope I see ya'll all before then..If I see you after-do yourself a favor and stay upwind
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Are you going to send the note to my boss? Shane is unable to make it to Oshkosh because........ I have got to stop this and hit the road!!! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Almost killed someone tonight... (caution rant ahead)
2fat2fly replied to JustaBill's topic in The Bonfire
My father recently retired from Norfolk-Southern-he was a signal maintainer and had to go to these accidents to confirm that the signals were operating. As bad as it upset him, I can imagine what it does to the crews who have to see it happening. Do you guys have anything like Operation Lifesaver, where a cop rides the engine getting info from the cars and ticketing them? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Are you referring to the War of Northern Aggression? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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QuoteCall SkyMama! Quote I can't do that....I was in Louisiana last week and I've already OD'd on LSU rants I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Seems like a nice city that you have here. I think that I'll be leaving in a day or two to head to the gulf side, but this appears to be a cool place to hang out. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried