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I assume you're not wanting a count of the women who laughed after seeing me naked. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Am I the only southerner that didn't take offense? I mean, some of these are funny! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Okay, packet has arrived so I'll be in Rantoul. I'm the shy, reserved type but I'll stop by and quietly say hello. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I see myself in the shower quite regularly. In my case, I think WeeWee would be the name of choice I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I'm probably a little more flirtatious in person because there are good visual cues to let people know that I'm not serious. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Maybe that says something about guys from Georgia I can say that because I'M from Georgia I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Subtitle..I'm a dumbass Saturday was beautiful and since i was tagging rides up on tadem loads (182) I jumped in shorts and my protek. Jump 1, I lost the face from my altimeter, so I got out my chest mount that I have only used a time or two and finished out the day. Somebody talked me into getting up early Sunday morning for a sunrise load and since it was cooler, I broke out the jumpsuit and my full face (Havok) helmet. I dozed most of the way to altitude and when the door opened I was 3rd out. I leaned out to check the spot, popped down my shield and dove out. Did you know that you can't see a chest mount altimeter while wearing a havok? It wasn't that big of a deal with only four people in the air, good seperation, and everyone pulling high to enjoy the view. I was also wearing my protrak but have never considered depending on it as an altimeter. It did confirm that I pulled pretty close to plan ( a smidge high) so not a sad story. I didn't change but one thing on any jump, but I failed to look at all of the possibilities of what I was changing. In this case, not a big deal, but if it were other gear choices I could hurt myself by having my head up my ass. Has anyone else got away with something that they instantly knew was stupid? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[replyfor some reason i didn't really think masterbating to them counted as "doing" the mother-daughter combo I had a pal tell me once after I struck out with a date, "It doesn't matter what you did, it matters what your friends think that you did" At the time I believe that he and I were competing for the longest losing streak in South Carolina. I am so thankful that I am married to a wonderful lady now I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I've had to look at my watch and translate from altitude to hours I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Every once in a while I'll watch just to tick my wife off. I personally like it, but like other soap operas, if you don't keep up with the story lines, it's not worth it. Has anyone else noticed that I post more when I stay in hotels with bars? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

did the combo twice-individually, not together....felt pretty sleezy both times.........I got over it, though I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

finally got my internet access up and running. If anyone wants to grab a beer or meal, just pm me. I'll go out on a limb and give Phreezone as a personal reference that I'm not a nutcase....anymore than the rest of you, anyway

I'll be in Charlotte Thursday and Friday for a class. That means that I won't be entertaining customers and will have my evenings free if anybody wants to catch dinner and/or a beer. Gimme a yell I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

My wife and I just bought some property in the mountains. For the area, we think that something along the lines of a log cabin style house will look best. Do any of you have some experience and can let me know the pros and cons of this style construction? This will be our primary residence. Thanks guys I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

3 day weekend, rig in for a repack (it's my last chance to get it done before Rantoul) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

You've never heard of Helen Keller???? She hasn't either I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

http://www.disclosureproject.org/npcwebcast.htm I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

My apologies for the reposting. Evidently I should have defined my thread search a little better. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

This isn't really a political post, but...I read in Libertarian Presidential Candidate Micheal Badnariks' bio that he listed skydiving as a hobby with a footnote that he is tandem and aff rated. Can anyone confirm this? http://www.badnarik.org/bio.php I'm just curious. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I have to admit, my wife graduated from Clemson and is working on her Master's there now. I didn't graduate college so i shouldn't crack on CU I suppose those degrees in hay baling, cow milking, and goat roping must come in handy for some people Dixieskydiver, Did the balloon go up today? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I'm working an aviation expo in Ontario-considering that I had 5 people show up for my seminar, I could have probably snuck off to Skydive Toronto and no one would have cared...but, you take the dollar, you do the job-even when it's not much fun. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

How dare you get that close and not let me know. My wife and I would have loved to have ya'll over for dinner. The waterfalls are great around here but let me warn you, if you're wanting your kids to get a college education, you might not want to have them go to Clemson edit to add PS PS-It would have also given me the chance to give tou this USELESS LSU t-shirt that is hanging in the back of our closet I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Last weekend when I was traveling with my boss, I ordered the Country BREASTfast-he died laughing immediately so there was no covering up. I've been catching it from the office ever since. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I had to read it twice to figure out that you weren't talking about my wife-I was getting ready to send you her Visa bills I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I'm getting ready to take my booth materials over to the airport for a show and it's raining like crazy To top it off, I don't feel very well (I'll spare you the details) and I just found out that instead of flying home Monday night and having a week with my wife, I'm leaving again Tuesday for another week. Sorry, i just needed to get the whine off of my chest. On the up side, this is my first trip to Canada and I've been really impressed. I keep thinking this area would be a great place to live-then I remember that it gets COLD here in a few months. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried