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  1. From Who's Online dixieskydiver Download post attachment Nov 15, 2004, 1:46 PM (4:46 PM) so, you took my porn advice? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. My wife didn't understand why I gave away all of my Harley shirts when I sold the bike--it just wouldn't be right to keep them---but, since I was getting myself financially more prepared to marry, I'm happy with the choice.............But I still miss the bike I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. When I used to drink in Clemson, the Baptist Student Union would hand out tracts downtown (May still, I don't know). We called them the Commandment Commandos because they'd jump you as you were staggering from one bar to the next. I used to stock up on tracts and they'd hand me one, I'd hand them one right back. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. At least I know it's not going to waste....besides, she's too short (and too old) for you.
  5. Noticing the tones of Mikkel's posts lately, I'm wondering what I and his other friends can do to help him face the raging hormone issue that he's going through right now. My first choice would be to buy him lots of liquor and introduce him to the biggest, most redneck, trashiest gal I could find.
  6. My trip to Florida fell through and I'm scrambling to book my week. Is there a fair amount of aviation activity around Birmingham? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Let her see you naked then slip discreetly away while she's busy laughing? Hey, it's worked for me a few times. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. As I explained to a former neighbor-If it's in your yard, it's a pet. If it's in my yard, it's a target. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. Because it happens more often in mini vans. My theory is that the vision out a mini is much different than from a car. Soccer moms aren't as used to using their mirrors and dealing with the larger blind spots. Back when I rode motorcycles, mini vans terrified me-I got pushed off the road more by them than any other type of vehicle. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. I had the card for the local instructor left on my desk this morning. I guess that means that I should start soon. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. The only thing that I'm thinking is "Wow, a fridge with food in it!" I don't see that very much at my house We have got to stop eating out all of the time. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Put a call in to Diamante and have him load up the four wheeler-We'll make a water balloon run at her
  13. It makes perfect sense to me
  14. Mike-Thanks for the tour it, was good meeting you-I'll track you down over the winter when I'm in Florida and we'll get a jump in. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. Michael-I've PM'd my cell number. I, of course, am staying near the airport....I always have to stay near the airport. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. I'm flying to Memphis this afternoon. If anyone wants to get together for dinner Mon-Wed, PM me for my number. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Great, now I'm set for next year's WFFC-Would you like your tips in cash, jello shots, or a combo of the two? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. I used "Pack like a Pro" after I got a friend to walk me through everything a few times. I don't learn well from video but it was worth it to get the reinforcement from the vid as I practiced. That being said, I've probably only packed two of my last fifteen jumps. Now my idea of efficient packing is getting the reputation of tipping well. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. vicodine is a waste of time for me. I think that I hard-wired my system back in the '80s When I was dancing with kidney stones they gave me what I think was called mepergan, or as I called them, my little red buddies-knocked me cold long enough for the stones to stop moving. Be warned, mixing with alcohol and a Harley Davidson WILL result in permanent scars. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. I think that the reference was to the fuel, diesel oil. I like to call them and turbine aircraft "kerosine cookers" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. 2fat2fly

    25 lbs

    That's a good reason for you to get you're big ass out to the DZ and pack for me....I won't even charge you for the workout like a gym will Now go outside and do an anti-rain dance so that I can jump the B-17 tomorrow I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. I just hit the link and the headline says "Corn Toss". Does that means that it has been changed? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. I refer to that as "Amtraking" meaning my train of thought has derailed I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. 2fat2fly

    -200

    I remember giving blood on a Friday trying to lower my bar tab for the night thinking less blood meant less alcohol needed. I don't think that it worked too well. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. Cool, if you're still in the area, I'm doing the AME Workshop at the Delta Meadowvale resort-Yell at me and we'll grab some dinner Wed. Night. I think that I have and awards dinner Thursday adn I'm flying home as soon as possible Friday I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried