2fat2fly
-
Content
5,007 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Never -
Feedback
0%
Everything posted by 2fat2fly
-
Watch it-I got a fresh bag of prunes and a full bottle of Geritol-I'm ready to party. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
I'm trying to clean up my folders-which pic of Bob should I keep? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
Quote beer boobies drama Quote Hey, posting dramatic pictures of beer-soaked boobies is also acceptable I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
So, Katee, as far as I can tell, this was your first bonfire post. Way back then, did you ever picture yourself passing a Barbie in mid-air or standing in a strip club with a mouth full of singles
-
That is prime. I almost wish I were single just so I could find out how hard I'd get slapped for saying that I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
Wow! The oldest unlocked thread here.....So, can we get an update? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
Yeah, well I usually just call him a dick but I was trying to be SFW
-
Starting the conversation with, "I've noticed you've started putting on weight." will probably do it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
NEWS FLASH! Liberty Parachute Team Sponsored by Major Aviation Ignition Company. A major American aviation ignition company announced what is termned as "a partial product sponsorship" of the noted parachute demonstration team Tuesday morning. The company will provide product and support to one member of the team. A company representative was quoted Tuesday morning as saying, "The next time I see Twardo, I'm gonna shove this igniter straight up his......". Experts are undecided on how much performance boost this will give the performer but all agree that his flight characteristics should see considerable alteration.
-
Since I'll be POPs eligable next month I hit the website today to look things over. Me and POPs turn 40 the same year. I think that's really cool. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
I thought that it was time to give the thread a southern twist
-
I think no to the first, yes to the second, but hey-I did the intro adn in true skydiver fashion.....the fucker's on his own now
-
Ok boys and girls, my pal and favorite tandem master DownwindDave finally Joined today. Ya'll be nice. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
I'd love them more if I had friends that would smuggle me aboard Duggy See ya in couple of weeks I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
Come to think about it, you do have this Warren Beaty arua about you. I never could put my finger on it till now. I don't know about the Warren Beatty thing, but that yardhippie's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
-
I mean completely gone. Granted, I didn't log a lot but I wrote down enough to prove that I was current-now I have no idea what happened to it. Does this mean that I'm regulated to having to jump only at my home DZ until I log some jumps in a new book or can I get a note from my S&TA in my new book saying that I'm trained, current, and pretty safe for an old, fat guy. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
I lost my lucky ball and chain She's 5 feet tall and sick of me... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
If only wives and girlfriends had that option..../insert "wistful" emoticon here.... Oops, I just clicked the speaker button and saw how it shut her up.....I retract that last statement I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
If only wives and girlfriends had that option..../insert "wistful" emoticon here.... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
I'm bumping this because the original request is legit-can anyone help me out? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
you just used up my wierdness quota for the entire day
-
Then there's the isuuse of if I want you girls influencing my sweet, innocent wife. Not saying that ya'll aren't sweet...... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
-
I would, but there'll probably be stories told that she doesn't need to hear if I ever want to go to a boogie again
-
If the invitation is still open, I might try to drive up for Saturday-it's onlt a couple of hours from my house I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried