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Late Jr. High I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Nah, but if I had met her when i was young, thin, and single-I'd have given it a hell of a shot
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I'm afraid to open it after that shark/whale thing this morning I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Oops, you made a liar out of me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You may have to explain that-there's no way that sweet, innocent Sunny will get that double entendre I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Liz, of course. There's not a lot of women that I talk to first thing in the morning. Not to diminish Lauralicious' contribution to my day. I think that we're going to adopt her too I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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fixed it for you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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A big thank you to Lauralicious for giving me a buzz early this morning. I was actually functional enough by the time Liz called to have an actual conversation. That always makes my day better. Thanks dear, I really appreciated it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I have 50 pounds of crawfish in my car-dinner Saturday night is gonna be goooood!!! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Why do women suddenly find you more attractive when
2fat2fly replied to Broke's topic in The Bonfire
It's weird, of all the photos that my wife has made me dress up for, the one she has on her nightstand is one that she snapped right after a fire with a grungy t-shirt and my face covered in soot....of course, in my case any covering of the face is an improvement I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Former Marine Fends Off Atlanta Robbers
2fat2fly replied to warpedskydiver's topic in Speakers Corner
One of the few things I love about living in South Carolina-screw breaking in to my house, If you're in my barn I can shoot your ass and leave the remains for the state to pick up. I think of it as deterant, if I kill the first person to threaten me, the second will probably go somewhere else I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
tonight im goinf with the poills and alcohol excusae I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Damn, i want ya'll to do something one night so that I can meet ya'll when I'm not effed up from a long road trip I do actually have a personality when I'm not exhausted.....not a good one, but I have one I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Peeing on the toilet seat WILL piss her off I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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That is hilarious-I usually go the other direction and answer calls from Liz in my "work voice" Oh, i was in Baton Rouge today and said dirty things about LSU in your honor
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cool, I'm flying to orlando in a few weeks adn driving to ft. lauderdale for a party, then back to orlando to fly home-dinner on me for you guys? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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do canadians have full birthdays or are they only worth 0.73 of an u.s. birthday?
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Just got back to my hotel from Lafayette general where the nice lady shot my ass full of toridol-now, I'm going to self medicate with bud lite and meperdine--pain, pain go away kidney stones suck I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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aren't you glad that you didn't go in early I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I just bought Liz the DVD's that are out so far I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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OK, own up to them. My wife laughs at me because I watch "Boy Meets World" reruns. Hey, I like the show I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Friday is my last day at Hertz rent a car what should i do
2fat2fly replied to freeflychris's topic in The Bonfire
I vote for giving my account permanant upgrades -
Illinois' "Let them rest in peace act" signed into law.
2fat2fly replied to briguy's topic in Speakers Corner
I am admittedly a redneck and if my kid brother had died when he was in the mideast and some group decided to make a political statement at our service to honor his memory....well it's like I told a jerk in Alabama a few weeks ago "Right now, I'm thinkin' that it's worth the $300 they'll charge me for whipping your ass". Not an enlightened view, but some places/events are not platforms I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
As a rule, how many times does she have to watch you before she picks it up?
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Well, I struck out but Santiago Rodriguez is going to get a jump from Gene Soucy's bi-plane I guess that I'm happy for him I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried