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Middle name is Shane, it's what I go by I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I am an official US Male because I was born on a Sunday morning in a southern (Charlotte, NC) town "Now, I'm a U.S. Male 'cause I was born In a Mississippi town on a Sunday morn Now Mississippi just happens to occupy a place In the southeastern portion of this here United States Now that's a matter of fact, buddy And you know it well So I just call myself the U.S. Male That's M-A-L-E, son. That's me!" Words and music-Jerry Reed I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Nah, I'll be in Bogata week after next, I'll wait 'til then-go direct and save the mark-up I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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The bartender at the hotel was spending all her time over in the rest. talking to her girlfriends-I had to go chase her down to order my drinks and dinner. The last time i told her, one more double crown and coke and I need to tab out. she made my drink and walked off again. I finished the drink, waites 15 minutes and left without ever seeing the tab-Should I call down and give her my room number or let her eat it? The old bartender here was great. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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On my expense account? I'm in Holiday Inn hell I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I figure that "Mom" came to camp and got me when I had my appendicitis attack, "Mom" spent all night making me a karate costume out of bedsheets when I forgot to tell her about international day in 3rd grade. I appreciate the lady that decided not to abort me, but "Mom" is a title earned. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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OK, my last night in Memphis-I'm too far away from downtown to go there and I have an early flight to catch tomorrow-I'm not tired and I've had several drinks at the hotel bar...where from here? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, I met my biomom on my way to Sun-N-Fun. Luckily, Psycho Bob was available to help me drink my way past it
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I'm I gonna be tipping you the next time I go to Rachael's? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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When I'm home, Liz will put her head on my chest until she dozes off, then she rolls over and I roll to my belly, we both stick an arm or leg out so that we're touching all night I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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sorry, are you on the drunk dial list? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I was almost in Illinois adn she wouldn't come see me-even though I was on the phone while landing a 182 in a bitch of a crosswind---I've really got to get my license one day I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Just l.eft the Redbirds game-They beat Oklahoma-now it's time to hit Beale Street-I alway love coming to Memphis. I may have sev eral more beers and start calling people to sing Elvis tunes---watch out! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Can I be your new best friend???
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These are the ones that always did for me--but I'm showing my age I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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No shit, there I was, cutting my hair, and the clippers die *PIC*
2fat2fly replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
died as in betteries or died as in motor puked I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
You're lucky-If I try to sun on the beach, Greenpeace sends a rescue boat to tow me back to sea I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Hey, i know for a fact that a couple of those pictures ain't me
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Terrific, and painfully true Don't monkey with another monkey's monkey-Johnny Paycheck I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I'd suggest checking out Jerry Skydiving Circus-I haven't had the chance to jump there but I stopped by when I was working the area one afternoon and fell in love with the bunch that was there. That's the ONLY thing I hate about not covering Indiana any more. I would have loved to get to know those guys better. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I can't say any. Even the states I didn't really enjoy, I met some great people that I hope to see again. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Control Tower possibly going up in DeLand
2fat2fly replied to skymama's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well, if it goes up, maybe we can get Psycho Bob to transfer to the tower and help out. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Yes, I read sig lines-mine is just an old aviation truism that bit me on the butt one time I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Just ask anyone that's met me
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Will you be my new best friend??