2fat2fly

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  1. at least I can count on my friends to ease my mind. I think I'll walk down the street tonight in a Cowboy's jersey with $100 bills strung around my neck. I'll see if I can't make CNN As to the "what for fun" question-I think I'm taking some customers to a whorehouse, but I'm not sure. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. Well happy bday you youngin' ya'll have a great, fun, safe weekend I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Dammit, I still come up "short" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. the owners manual will give you the mileage at which these things need to be done. I'd be surprized if it wasn't time to at least blow out your air filter, the rest-I've never owned a jeep but my last four wheel drive got the drive train greased every 5000 miles or sooner if I buried it in the mud I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. The guy that we had dinner with last night in Bogota picked us up in a bullet-proof 4 runner. Should I be glad that he has one, or worried that he needs one? Off to Medellin today, can't wait to see what's there I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Hey, Real planes have props-really cool planes have props and round engines
  7. Good morning guys and gals-I gotta say Cartegena is lovely-thanks to the crew in Destin last weekend for keeping me entertained with the phone calls. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. I talked to some of the crew out in Destin, they were jumping today. But I flew from Atlanta to Ft. Lauderdale and we were routed over Tampa in to the gulf, down over the keys and back up the east coast to avoid weather... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. And I thought that you were always THE one
  10. You see stuff, I was working a mobile home fire and stood on a nightstand to check for extention in to the wall and fell. The drawer came out and I ended up on the floor between two massive dildos. I had inferiority issues for weeks every time I took a whiz. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. Is it impossible to get the temperature comfortable in a hotel room-it's either polar or hang out at the gates of hell I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Verizon has given me the best service along the eastern seaboard-western Ohio and central Mississippi give me problems, but hey-who wants to go there anyway
  13. I remember rewriting the first verse of Margaritaville as a message years ago-I drank a LOT back then. Rev. Jim usually has some interesting ones I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Amen I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. Cartegena, Bogota, or Medillin I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. :0:? Do I owe beer for accidently dumping my reserve in the hanger I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. The problem is that I need the receipt, I can't just leave cash-anyway, I'm home now and can't rectify it. I think that I will call the mangager and explain the situation (except for the part where I was making my own drinks) and tell them that I'll settle next time I'm in town. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. Hey, I read this to my cousin/sister-in-law/wife and boy is she pissed at you. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. The report that I got was that they were flying to the show, not a part of it. Those RV guys are really cool about displaying their planes whenever you ask them to. It a shame I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. 2fat2fly

    Adopted?

    and nobody's treated any differently than the biological kids. A few years ago the family was all together and I was picking on my older sis (my parents bio-kid) and I said "Mom, how did you have two kids so different?" Mom didn't miss a beat, she said "Well, we got to choose you" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. I should be a bartender, i noticed that I was much more liberal with the booze than she was-keep in mind that she was away from the bar long enough for me to crawl over, make my drink and crawl back more than once I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. sorry, Bogota. Actually Ive got one to two days in Cartagena, a day or two in Bogota, then five or six days in Medellin I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. But that would blow my free dinner and drinks...and there were several drinks, four of which I made myself I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. you stole my question I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. I'm gay???!!! Thanks, you just doubled my chance for a date