2fat2fly

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  1. Remember the Otis elevator story-I've spent most of my adult life as a machinist I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. So, two smart women think like one slightly below average man?
  3. a situational thing. How important is it? Pick your battles. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. And we'll be in the right part of the country for it.. Bolas as Ned Beaty......I can see that
  5. is a helluva guy. He knew that I was pulling another all night drive and he called me up way late and talked me almost all of the way through TN. Listened to over an hour of my stupid stories and was probably the difference between me makeing it home or zoning out and having to get a hotel. Wow, I guess that means that Bolas is responsible for me getting laid this morning-I might have to kiss him full on the mouth this weekend. That was a bonus visual for those of you that made it all the way to the end of the post. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Oshkosh 06 is over (other than tear-down tomorrow) and as much fun as it is, I'm glad it's over. If you guys ever get a chance to visit EAA Airventure Oshkosh-do it. Big thanks to Airtwardo for stopping by to say hello-We have got to make time to get that beer one day; and to the good Reverend for bringing the family-I hope ya'll had fun. Your wife is a treasure and if you ever get tired of that cool daughter of yours, send her to South Carolina-we'll adopt her in a second (and teach her how to talk all proper like we do) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Well, I tried to make a couple of calls but the music was so loud that I couldn't hear the outgoing message or the tone, so all anyone got was fuzzy bar noise. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Actually, I couldn't remember if the user name was Rev Jim, Rev. Jim, Reverend Jim, or some other variation and I was going to get little enough sleep as it was without doing a search. Thanks for your tolerance
  9. Don't expect to much tomorrow-I woll be hung over-the poster is behinf the booth everyone else-explainations later, it's way past bed tine I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. Damn dude, how long ago was that? You've really let yourself go
  11. I'm just waiting to see who pops in first with a phallic reference joke I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Now that's a cool idea I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Man, I hope not. 30 kicked my ass, I'm ok with 40 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. There, I fixed it for you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. matching sets are cute, short t-shirt and boy shorts are sexy. If my wife wanted to guarantee she's get my attention I'd suggest that she wrap up in a new RW Suit that she had bought me
  16. Gee Bolas, I belive that I'll plan on jumping in Clemson on Sunday
  17. He just said that he didn't drink any more. He didn't say that he drank any less. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. I was showing my wife the POPs thing in Parachutist and was telling her that I could join on my birthday in a few weeks. Without missing a beat, she said, "So what does it stand for, Past Our Prime Skydivers?" She's been giving me hell about 40
  19. Anyone up for a Roaming DZ Rafting/Kick Bob in the nuts combo get together?
  20. Damn, you edited while I was responding-you're quick. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. But it's only part of the 25,000,000 MILLION dollar pounds that they're giving me away. I wonder if I can pay my part of the raft rental in dollar pounds? Hey Spence, do accept this currency? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. I went with yes, but it's still too vague. It varies too much with the person, the stage in life, heck, the time of day. When I was between wives my standards were around "If the ID says yes...OK" but as soon as my wife and I started dating, the bar got set to where she's the only possible person to make the cut. I'm still the same guy, it's just different now. If she kicked me to the curb, after a while I'd probably drop again, except the standards would be lower now because I'm much less of a catch now than I was then (even though there's much more of me to catch) adn I know it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. According to my credit card company, I just bought $1800 worth of groceries in Italy-Actually it was the company's card and since they know I haven't been to Italy, I'm off the hook-but, how do you spend $1800 in groceries anywhere? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Too much stuff to fly, that was my first choice but when I saw what was going.....wow. It was a full load in the car. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried