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I don't have anything to add, but if I let you kill this one, you'll want a performance bonus I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Is this what they call 'higher mathmatics"? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Is it too late to lie and say that I did??
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Hey, a lot of work goes in to remaining this shallow as I get older I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I'm just really sweet that way Oh, we didn't go to any strip clubs I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You know me, If I hear a female voice it's either "Dinner's ready" or "blah blah blah blah blah" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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The bridges are easy to avoid.....unless someone says "Duck". Then I look for a bird swimming around I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Since I'm protestant, can someone tell me how to get a person cannonized? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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But those windmills kick my ass every time I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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But being able to suck start a knucklehead harley does give you a leg up on teh competition
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I don't think that ya'll appreciate the tough life I lead. Last week was sushi in Atlanta, this week is looking at the large breasts at south beach, next week will be golf along the Carolina coast. Whew! Will it ever end?
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What do you do if you find yourself at the DZ drunk off your ass?
2fat2fly replied to JeepDiver's topic in The Bonfire
Depends on what you've been drinking/eating. Puddles are never appreciated I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
I'm back in state-I'll be in Orlando Sept. 11-14, I'm playing in South Florida this week I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, it started as a reply, but then i went back to copy/paste-I didn't feel like starting from scratch-I figured that the brighter crayons in the box could follow along without any trouble
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Buy, hell-that's what skymiles are for. Can you get here before I leave tomorrow and go back to Miami? That will be after I take the aerobatic aerial tour------I love sponsoring airshow pilots I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Bolas accused me of gloating because I called him today from Key West (here on work) I honestly was just keeping in touch. Should I be offended at his unfounded accusation? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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What do you do if you find yourself at the DZ drunk off your ass?
2fat2fly replied to JeepDiver's topic in The Bonfire
I think that you have to be in close proximity to your shoes in order to prove 'intent' to go to sleep I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Send an E-mail to My Daughter at Camp This Week!
2fat2fly replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
done Hey darlin, Just wanted you to know that skydivers all over the world are hoping that you have a great time at camp. Make sure that you do as many of the activities that you have time for and remember that every face you see is just a brand new friend that you haven't gotten to know yet. Warmest Regards, Shane (your mom knows me as 2fat2fly@dropzone.com) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
I gave a blowjob this morning Then I'm glad you didn't answer the phone, it's impolite to talk with your mouth full i like sucking dick. And I thought that you liked skee ball. Do you mean that I wasted a pocket full of quarters trying to please you?
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What do you do if you find yourself at the DZ drunk off your ass?
2fat2fly replied to JeepDiver's topic in The Bonfire
Bolas recently explained the 'show rule' to me. If you're going to sleep, take off your shoes-that indicates that you meant to fall asleep and shouldn't be screwed with. If your shoes are on, it means that you passed out and are an open target for whatever idea pops into someones head. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
funny way to torment street corner extremists!!!
2fat2fly replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
Remindsd me of this http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1344831;search_string=commandment%20commandos;#1344831 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
9 pm and I've finished weedeating, now I'm going to wash Liz's back then I'll brush her hair while we watch TV-so there, some of us are ok I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I dunno, I think I'm going with definition #7 in the best of list I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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That's the ticket dammit-I was expecting graphic details and full length video....or at least some stop-motion animation and diagrams. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Geesh, I start a thread about a potentially dangerous industrial accident and by the time I get home from work it's soft core porn. I don't know what to think about ya'll