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Damn, that's cold-I have just gotten home, I'm beat. Customers, now them I want to get drunk I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Damn dude, I've given up on you-your phone is still frigged-Maybe in Oshkosh? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Week From Hell Traveling this week with a distributor rep (I'm a manufacturer) Monday night-we go to dinner, he gets hammered Tuesday morning, we're 2 hours late getting started (I was at his house to pick him up on time Wed morning, he comes down to the hotel lobby still drunk/hungover, we're 2 hours late leaving adn he sleeps from Roanoke to Richmond. We saw no customers Wed evening we meet in the hotel bar for dinner at 5:30-he's smashed, staggers out without paying his bill (I gave the waitress his room # and wrote down a nice tip. Thursday moring 3:30 he calls my room to get in to my car to get cigarrettes.....did I mention that this was 3:30? I can't get back to sleep I called him at 5 am and said, breakfast at 6:30, I'm leaving at 7:15 and going home. I'll drop you off on the way if you're out there, you're on your own if you're not. His reply? "I hope that it's not something I've done" I just hung up. I haven't worked Virginia before and really need to see some people. Now I'll have to come back this summer sometime but I don't know when I'll be able to. I'm pissed enough to kill I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Well hello from the fatman-I'm from South Carolina but I'm in Richmond, VA right now. I bum around the southeast and am always looking for skydivers to have a beer with when I'm around their area. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

They're not mutually exclusive conditions

Are you looking to adopt a fat, middle-aged son? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Alcohol deprivation-classic symptoms Seriously, does rubbing your neck seem to help? If so, turn your head to one side and pinch the chord of your neck that sticks out, then get the other side-hurts like hell but I was told that it would relieve the tension. Or, narcotics seem to do me a lot of good I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Fixed it for you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I've go the TomTom GO 700 and it's pretty good-the menues should be a little more friendly. It would be better to ask for the state before the city. I've had problems with it sending me to strip clubs when I'm looking for restaraunts. Honestly, I picked TomTom because you can download different voices. I'm getting the British dominitrix as soon as I have time I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Well, you know that if you want humor, you got to call in a Carolina boy

Thanks for showing me your compassionate, tender side-I'm all better, now I so owe you a beer someday I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Can you hide vodka in cat food? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Great the only massage therapist in the southeast still awake is one that is several hundred miles away. That's what I need-a good back/shoulder rub to level me out. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I've got to get up way early in the morning-My wireless card took a crap (again) and I'm in the HI Xpress biz center post whoring. How do I turn off! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Can we get the 'Buggles to record "Corporate mentality killed the Video Star"? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

What do Donny and Marie have to do with studying? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

When I need a cat to quiet down, I make the "click, click, boom" sound. It usually does the trick I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I loved the house-Hell, if he were near a decent airport I'd propose to him just to live there

Pardon me while I fall on my knees and thank God that he dressed before I got there

Did you terrify the world in a Cessna 150? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

A bad-ass storm blew over Bolas's house this afternoon-he was close to being on the 6 o'clock news in a wifebeater t-shirt describing the train sound. And isn't it easy to picture him doing that?

Is that why certain dining establishments in North Carolina won't let you use the front door-I saw that sign and laughed my ass off I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Just wanted to thank everyone for the ideas, the weekend went well I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I try to leave it up or put it down at ourely random intervals-keeps her on her toes I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Given and received. I was equal opportunity when I was single I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried