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You wouldn't have to bother with a parachute rig either. Jupiter doesn't have any solid surface so you would never land. That said, it's gravity would screw you up more than any Terminal-V impact. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Funny that you mention that because I have a problem with depth perception when it comes to landing. I wear a contact lens in my right eye but not in my left because it wouldn't help. My left eye has the same quality of vision out the front of it as the peripheral vision out of any good eye. As a result of this defect (which I have had since birth) my depth perception is only 20% as good as the norm. This means that it is difficult for me to judge how far from the ground I am. I have taken on board advice from DZ.Commers that I should look at objects parallel to my vision to judge height rather than looking down at the grass or the heads of other people. I hope to try this out next summer. I hope I don't get an opening violent enough to shake my contact lens loose. I'd be interested to know if yours was a hard or soft lens. It's easier for hard lenses to pop out which is why soft ones are recommended if you take part in sports. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Check out Sky Channel 139 (Granada Men & Motors) tonight at 22:00hrs. The programme called Daredevils has a 20 minute piece on Skydiving. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

That is so true. My confidence has increased greatly since joining this forum. When I started my AFF I thought I was really crap at it because of my inability to fall stably after only 3 jumps. After reading the experiences of other AFF students like Luna, I realised that the things I was doing wrong are all part of the learning process and that it's perfectly natural to drop a knee here, backslide there and spin when you don't mean too. Knowing that these are common occurences for students and that they have been overcome tells me that I too will be able to get it right (eventually) As a result I can't wait to get back up there next summer. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

When skydiving finds it's way into your dreams it just means your addicted to it. Don't take the dream literally though. Dreams are just representations of what is playing on your subconcious mind. Your dream is just using your love of the sport to try and tell you something about what is going on in your personal life. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

You shouldn't. It's just a saying to indicate shock. Slightly edited. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Ladies? Gents? Here? Really? Where? I would say welcome, but seeing as you've been lurking for some time I won't bother. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The queue starts here buddy. Get in line. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'll tell you this much, if any of those frickin' kids come trick or treatin' to my house I'm gonna kick their arses right across the goddam street ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Cheers Skystar. I've had a crappy B&W copy of this for years. Now I can upgrade. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

That costume looks like an ear after Hannibal Lecter has had a nibble on it. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

You could add something about what makes a hot thread. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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Yo Yo Yo. Whassup. Whats Happening. What's goin' down, How Y'all doin'. etc etc etc. What a sucky start to my day. I was 10 minutes late for work because I got stuck behind a slow ass tractor going over the mountain, I've spent the morning taking photo's of our new meetings rooms for our intranet site (exciting stuff, I don't think) and I'm coughing like a son-of-a-bitch. Can someone cheer me up with a useless but ammusing post ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

How about this one. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'll keep an eye out for that when I'm online. If I see it I'll make sure I frag your ass.

Deck the halls with lines unbounded Fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuhk. 'Tis the season to be grounded Fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuhk. This Winter season's such a bummer Fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuhk. Bring on blue skies and the summer Fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuhk. Fast away the Winter passes Fa la la la la, la la la Yes ! Hail the Summer, and it's masses Fa la la la la, la la la Yes ! Sing we joyous, all together Fa la la, la la la, la la la Yes ! Needless of the windy weather Fa la la la la, la la la Yes ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Come on, Lila. Haven't you finished your AFF yet (Like I can talk ) Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I can speak fluent Bullshit (Oh come on. Someone had to say it ! ) I tried learning French in school, but failed dismally. I was supposed to order a cake, but I ordered a cheese waiter instead. They encourage people to learn Welsh where I work, but although being half Welsh myself I think it's such an ugly language. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

You maybe right, but you should always look for a gap in the market. That is why my service is exclusive to the ladies. The man market is already covered. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Whoops Sorry Liz, I missed that one. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Work Safe. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Kids Drawings Review.doc

I'm a rare breed and worth every damn penny Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Yep. My body and vast sexual techniques are for sale to any woman who wants the experience of her life. I need to raise around £1,500 to complete my AFF training next summer (taking into account the number of re-jumps I'll probably have to do) and this is the best way I can think of raising the cash. I am available internationallly as long as travelling expenses are paid. Advance bookings can be made if you so desire. Special discounts available for group bookings. Written quotations available on request. This service is subject to terms and conditions I deem necessary. Jump me. I'm yours. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Is it wrong that I should be totally turned on by that ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !