TheBile

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  1. No need to apologise for a 'long' post that makes good reading on these forums. I can't imagine forgetting to bring the arm over when I reach to pull because it was one of the first manouveurs I was taught. For me it would be like going to the toilet and forgeting to drop my pants. I'm sure I'll do something similarly dumb in the jumps to come though, and when I do I'll post it on these forums to allow you to take the preverbial out of me.
  2. Hey, it's free food. Off a plate, a table, the floor or Kerry and Lisa's belly. It's all the same to me. I'll gobble it up and wolf it down like a vacuum cleaner gone haywire ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  3. Respect. Maturity. Wisdom. You had it all, Man ! You were going so well until that final comment. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  4. TheBile

    hi

    Hope everything goes OK for you both. True story : I tried to do that on three seperate occasions. Each time the Nurses said that they couldn't get a full pint out of me (insert joke here) within the alloted time frame that you are given. Because they can only use full units of blood it means that they can't use what they get from me, so I had to quit trying. Pity. I used to love the free tea and biscuits. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  5. I don't know why, but I found those hilarious. Thanks for the laughs. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  6. Yeah, that too. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  7. TheBile

    newbies

    In the world of a gorilla, a red arse means that they are horny as hell. Not that I'm suggesting your a gorilla or anything, but could there be some parallels there I wonder. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  8. Thanks. I've kinda adopted the saying that any landing you can walk away from is a good one (no matter how bad it looks on camera ). Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  9. LOL. Randier than a Bishop in a whore house. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  10. OK. Take it from a guy in his early thirties, Viking's absolutely right. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  11. You got that right ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  12. I was going to suggest that you let the chicken fly to me before it's killed, only there are a couple of flaws to that idea. 1. A Chicken can't fly that far. 2. If it could, it would probably get hungry on it's journey and would eat my side order of fries. 3. If it was able to make it, it probably wouldn't have understood your directions...... 4. ...and I doubt it has the ability to read maps either. 5. The chickens are probably dead before you get them so points 1 to 4 are irrelevant. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  13. We do but I'm not a fan. I want to try yours. Do you do mail order ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  14. Damn. I opened up this post hoping that was a typo ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  15. You obviously don't work for Burger King then. It would be difficult to get good purchase on those fries with all that fat on 'em. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  16. LOL. Shows my Scottish needs some practice. I was trying to say, 'What happened to Poser 3.0' Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  17. >>>Gerb, now covered in yoghurt, hopes that it will be licked off by the young lady who threw it.
  18. TheBile

    newbies

    Oh my God ! Sunshine said "fucked". I didn't think girls with blonde hair and pig tails knew words like that. It must be a wig. Bathe me with sunshine. I want to get tanned. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  19. >>>Gerb joins the fray late in the day following a working lunch. Picks up his remaining sunflower seeds and proceeds to aim for the eyes.
  20. 41 eh ? Geez. And I thought I left it late doing it at 29. Hope you have as much fun on DZ.Com as you do at DZ.the real world. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  21. LOL. This is true Bear in mind though, FireCat, that if you see a line of gibberish in the middle of a sentence like he oho dajh ohfdoahd ff then I did a bad jump from one key to the next and had to do a PLF. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  22. Nice one. I admire the way you responded. You kept your calm and you didn't shout back. I wish I was like that. I had a tendency to give as good as I got with my previous boss. If she unjustly criitiqued me in some way (which happened a lot, and not just with me) then I usually responded with a subtle insult, or cited a previous incident where she did something wrong. Fortunately I don't have to worry about her anymore because, following the grievance I filed against her, she's gone. I hope other people never have to go through one of those. It takes the energy right out of ya ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  23. Hi. Don't be surprised if you find that most people here fall under one of two categories. Animal Lovers (the good way)
  24. Guy on the left : "Goddam ! That F**ker almost killed us ! " Guy on the right : "That's not a Fokker, it's a Cessna, you dope !" ____________________________________ Pilot : "Shit ! Truck !" Man on the left : "Christ, duck !" Man on the right : "Oh F*ck !" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !