TheBile

Midlife crisis at 30 ? Nope. I like to think of this age as still being young enough to do crazy shit, but old and wise enough to know better. These two balance themselves out perfectly to allow you to do the crazy shit as safely and sensibly as possible. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Carrie, your the black sheep of the forum. If ever there was a black sheep found roaming around in a forum, you'd be it. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

How would you tell the difference between a shy person and an anti-social person ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'd be investigating why there was not going to be a tomorrow and start developing a plan to prevent it from happening. That way I'd become a big hero, write books and shit on how I saved the universe and use that income to fund jumps for myself and all the folks here at DZ.com. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Wot No Gerbils !

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' ''I still don't get it'' responded Little Johnny. ''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad. ''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a cr@p in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having s*x with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of sh@t!'' Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

A few tears are like a few kisses - what harm can they do ? Believe in health, wealth and happiness as long as it doesn't make you ill, poor or miserable Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another Golf without bunkers and hazards would be lame and monotonous. So would life Have the courage to live, anyone can die I believe I shall live forever and continue in this belief untill the day I die If you want life to be plain sailing don't get the wind up I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be around when it happens Just about the time we learn to make the most of life, most of it is gone Life is a joke and all things show it. I thought so once and now I know it Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but playing a poor hand well Life's a bitch, and then you die Midlife crisis is that moment when you realise your children and your clothes are about the same age Short as life is, we make it shorter by the careless waste of time Study as if you were to live forever. Live as if you were to die tomorrow The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do The only real failure in life is giving up The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along There is more to life than increasing it's speed There is nothing at all in life except what we put there Variety's the very spice of life that gives it all its flavour We must live not as we like, but as we can What makes life worth living is that the unexpected so often happens What you do not expect happens more frequently than what you do Strange new experiences will add to your joy of living As we advance in life, we learn the limits of our abilities New friends and new experiences will enrich your life Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

It's an edible shellfish type thing. It's kinda like a poor man's oyster. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Oh my god ! This can't be right ! It's not possible ! These things go down ! They can't defy gravity ! The wind alone can blow the wings off ! Why is no one else showing concern ?!? What's wrong with these people ?!? Don't they realise how old this Cessna is ?!? Is the engine supposed to be making that noise ?!? Is it supposed to be that loud ?!? Don't they know you can't defy the laws of gravity ! Get me down ! AAAAGGGHHHH ! ! ! ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

That's no toy. IT'S A SPACESTATION ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

You want to try and stomach a traditional Welsh breakfast. It consists of laverbread (seaweed) which is rolled with fine Welsh oatmeal into little cakes and fried into crisp patties with eggs, bacon and cockles. I would join you but I don't like eggs, and everything else pretty much tastes like crap. I'd just nick your bacon and make a buttie. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Don't worry, I see the kitten, so it worked. It took my icon a few minutes to register when I changed it. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Although I don't have a real fear of heights, I do feel more uneasy on the roof of my house than I do in a plane at 12k. I'll try and take a stab at why and see if you can relate it to your situation. When I'm on the top of a tall building I don't really have anything to stop my fall. If I slip off the roof I know I'll injure myself (or worse). In the plane I have a parachute rig on my back designed to make me land safely so that puts me at ease. Additionally, when I'm on the roof it is my intention NOT to fall. When I'm in the plane it is my intention TO fall. This subtle difference in mind set makes you look upon the two experiences from a different perspective and the concern of height perception doesn't play a part. My primary explanation though is that I had never been exposed to that altitude before (ie outside of a commercial airliner), so I found it difficult to comprehend how high I actually was. When I looked down at the ground below all I could relate it to was the aerial landscape photographs I use at work. I believe I didn't get a sense of height because of this, and so any height related phobias or concerns didn't surface. What do you think ? Any help there ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I like silly moods because they usually come with a smile.

"Give me a girl next door type who's under 5'11" and willing to talk dirty to me and I'm happy." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's probably why I'm still single. I'm chasing the impossible dream. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Geez ! I can definately understand how 6G's would pop any contact lens out, regardless of it's design. In fact I'm surprised you eyes were still in their sockets after that. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Whenever my gerbils leave home I reserve a little place in my heart and memory for themand then go out and get another pair. Now that your kid has been successfully raised up and has left home, maybe you should go out and make another one Just a suggestion Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

And I bet you thought we men pull some funny faces during orgasm.

There are a couple of nasty bugs going around here in the UK. Stomach bugs which make you throw up 4 times in as many hours, and a chest infection which seems to be passed on from one neighbour to the other. We had a spout of severe colds going around a couple of months ago. I feel exactly the same way, but it doesn't end in the plane. It only goes away when the JM shouts, "HOOOAH ! Are you ready to skydive?" Mine is down to simple anxiety. Hopefully it will settle the more jumps I do and the more familiar I get with the experience of it all. Do you know what causes your nausea ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Fortunately my fondness for the characteristics of Gerbils don't extend to women. Give me a girl next door type who's under 5'11" and willing to talk dirty to me and I'm happy.

Wow, there's a coincidence! I've had a new work's PC delivered this morning too, to handle a new piece of mapping software. No such problems with mine though. >Searches for a gloating icon, but this one will have to do

LOL Grisley thoughts entering my mind but but LOL I have myself been chewed up and spat out by a cute bird before now. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

It's posts like that that make me realise that whatever problems come up in my AFF, they can be conquered. Thanks Flyer

They certainly are. About time we got some pictures of a cute bird on this forum. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !