TheBile
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That's what we're here for. I'm sending you healing vibes across the miles.
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CATS ! ! ! Sunshine, your a wicked little tease. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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LOL. Wouldn't need much puff for one of those. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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They are probably worried that if they put any more information down than a nickname and avatar that we'll find out through the power of the internet exactly who they are, where they live and send them a blow up sheep in the post. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Mr. Leonid was clouded out here in Cardiff too. Just like it is almost every year. Bummer ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Which muppet(s) would you most like to skydive with ? .......
TheBile replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
So what has this poll revealed ? Well, the most noticable thing for me was that the ........ ummm........senior skydivers amongst us seemed to vote for those muppets that appeared on Sesame Street, rather than The Muppet Show (as per the options.) For those of you who asked if I could share what I was smoking when I thought this one up, no you can't. I would sell you some but believe me when I say you couldn't afford what I smoke. Final thought : When your up there in the Blue Skies, don't be a Muppet. Be safe. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! -
Which muppet(s) would you most like to skydive with ? .......
TheBile replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
I would have to do the 7-way with the band. I can see it now..... Dr. Teeth would come out with all the stereotypical skydiver comments before adopting the biggest arch you ever did see. Sgt. Floyd Pepper would get his ginger whiskers caught somewhere in the apparatus. Janice would give you a mid fall smacker. Animal would forget his parachute......on purpose Lips would have his eyes closed for the entire jump Zoot would blow his saxophone and nod cooly when we had all landed. I don't think you could ever top a jump like that. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! -
They certainly are entertaining. The guy who always asks me how to send an e:mail. The guy who always talks about the insides of a computer...as if it's interesting. The girl who talks about what she got up to last night...in a noise level that the whole office can here. The group of secretaries that talk about last night's soap as if it actually happened. The guy who takes more sick leave than annual entitlement. The guy who walks around as if his ass is on fire. The guy who thinks he has enough privacy in his office to fart regularly. The young girl who walks bow legged (no one has asked her why though.) And finally the guy who talks on DZ.Com all day pretending to work ! I think that about covers everyone here. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Which muppet(s) would you most like to skydive with ? .......
TheBile replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
.......... and why did you choose them. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! -
And with all the guys lined up outside your door, desperate to date such a fantastic lady, I'm sure you have no problem grabbing them.
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I'm not Richard Gere ! Besides which she'd feel the wrong kind of relative wind up there. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Get them to mud wrestle for your affection. You can sell tickets and buy a new rig with the proceeds. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Blue skies across the pond here in the UK but still very, very cold. So cold in fact that there was a brass monkey outside my door this morning asking for a welding torch. No snow yet though. That's due next month. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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If you had just a few more on the DZ you'd be the luckiest bunch in the world. You wouldn't have to worry about manifests or waiting around for your turn. You'd do your jump, wait for as long as a turnaround takes and then your all back up there again for the next one. Chain-skydiving. Cool Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Do you always do what your boyfriends tell you to ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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What's wrong with that then ? I only have 4 jumps under my belt and I take my Gerbil with me for a tandem. Shouldn't be that much of a step up to take a human. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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I admire you as I couldn't do that. I'd have to ask them a question about their experience to stump them and make them know that I know that they are lying their ass off. Just me I guess. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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I knew someone who called their Alsation 'Stay'. It became the most confused dog in the world when they were in the park. "C'mere Stay ! C'mere Stay ! C'mere Stay !" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Thanks to a whole load of suggestions from this forum, my two Gerbils were eventually called Hop and Pop. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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I said TENS of dollars. The only way you could get drunk on $10 is to use the old Scottish tradition of buying one pint and relying on everyone else being generous, and then leaving the pub 10 seconds before it's your round. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Cheers guys. I have e:mailed the originator of the warning here in the workplace with the details. Hopefully she will send a follow up telling everyone that it's all bullshit ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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This has been circulated around our workplace as a serious warning. If you know otherwise then please let me know how this is proven to be a hoax and I'll pass it on. I would never knowingly "proliferate shite". Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Shades of Indiana Bones on that second one. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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Tens of dollars are not the only price you pay for getting drunk. You have to be willing to pay the consequences for it too. Fortunately I don't suffer from Hangovers, just a furry mouth. Yay me ! Poor you. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
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If you receive a phone call and your mobile phone displays ACE-? on the screen DO NOT ANSWER THE CALL. END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY. If you answer the call, your phone will be infected by a virus. This virus will erase all IMEI and IMSI information from both your phone and your SIM card, which will make your phone unable to connect with the telephone network. You will have to buy a new phone. This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3 million mobile phones being infected by this virus in the USA alone at the moment. You can also check this news in the CNN web site. The above information came through to me today and I felt it appropriate to forward it on to you all. Please pass on this information to anyone you know who uses a mobile. If we only stop one person from getting the virus then we have done a good job! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !