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Sounds to me like if ever there was a right turn to make, he made it. So she has a head for heights and a body for sin eh ? Niiiiice Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Sex. Lesbianism. Star Wars. Britney Spears. Naked. Aliens. Midgets. Porn. Free. Pamela Anderson. Guns. Cats. Dogs. Conspiracy. Brad Pitt. There you go. This should help Dropzone appear in most people's searches on Google. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'm not an addict, but this useless post will help me get that bit closer. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I heard these same complimentary comments about Four Weddings & A Funeral and Bridget Jones' Diary. When I watched them I didn't find them that funny. Looks like it's one for me to wait until it shows on Digi-Sat. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I've got the BPA sticker above my tax disc and a transparancy of

Mondays are bad, but they are not the worst of the work days.. Monday - It's shitty to go back to work, but the day does seem to go quickly for some reason. Tuesday - This is the worst of the week. The weekend is still too far away and the day seems to drag on longer than any other. Wednesday - Half way house. Your as close to being in the work-groove as your ever going to be. The weekend looms on the horizon. Thursday - Your almost in touching distance now. Preparations and plans for your weekend activity, whatever it is, take the place of the work your supposed to be doing. Friday - 7.5 hours of work and that's it. You can finally be rewarded with Beer and Sex that night. Bring it on. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I know what you mean. Firewalls are like suppositories. They are uploaded to do good in the long run, but they are a pain in the ass ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Also known as Chinese Whisper. Wouldn't that be a great game to play in a Four-Way ? (Probably not. ) Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

No kidding. I've heard there's more atmosphere in a Michael Bolton concert ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Nope. It's from one of those old, soppy songs that you wouldn't admit to liking, but actually do. "Summertime" from Bobby Goldsboro Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Well, if that isn't the ultimate of invitations. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

My top two has to be Geoff Senior and Pat Lee. The energy they manage to portray from a still picture is impressive. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Pink P. on a jet Burns his tail and needs a vet. That'll hurt I bet. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Don't worry about it, kid. I mean, you don't see women with big boobies wearing a padded bra do ya ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

That Pumpkin post whore We cannot take any more Show him to the door (Okay, so it's a four liner, but the first line is repeated so that doesn't really count. ) Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

What about in the real world ?

Correct, but all objects of mass generate their own gravity. See that paperclip on your desk ? That generates it's own gravity, just like the Earth and the Moon. But because it's mass is so small, the gravity it generates is minniscule compared to that of the Earth, so ofcourse we don't notice it. Ask Professor Whatsisface about it. He'll probably tell you that he teaches this in his 'Advanced Physics class for Intellectuals'. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

LOL Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I put toilet paper in the bog before I take a dump to prevent any nasty splashback. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

No one has brought gravity into it yet. All objects of mass have gravity. Strictly speaking, if you drop a feather and a cannonball at exactly the same on the moon, the cannonball will fall faster because it's mass generates a stonger gravitational field than the feather. The trouble is that gravity is such a relatively weak force that the difference between such objects and the effects it has on them is negligible, but it is still there. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

She was 31, and I was 17. I knew nothing about love, she knew everything. So I sat down beside her on the front porch swing and wondered what the coming night would bring. She looked at me, I heard her softly say, "I know your young and don't know what to do or say but stay with me until the sun has gone away and I will chase the boy in you away." And then she smiled and we talked for a while, then we walked for a mile to the sea. We sat on the sand, and the boy took her hand but I saw the sun rise as a man. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The Oxford Dictionary's definition of Dove (I kid you not) :- A bird with short legs, small head and large breast. A gentle or innocent person. How can they be so right with the first and yet so wrong with the second ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

If you continue to steer your canopy as well as you steered our minds eye with that story then you'll be great. U go girl. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

If a man stands in the middle of a forest, speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong ? If a mute person swears in sign language, does their mother wash their hands with soap ? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, could it be considered a hostage situation ? Is there another word for 'synonym' ? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be removed ? Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all' ? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant ?If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages ? What would a fly without wings be called ? Why on earth do they lock toilets at petrol stations ? Are they afraid someone will clean them ? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked ? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains Can vegetarians eat animal crackers ? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent ? How do they get the deer to cross at the road sign ? Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections ? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets ? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny ? What was the best thing before sliced bread ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

........Be on the lookout, however, for a brass monkey asking for a blowtorch. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !