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I hope they are easier to fly than the one in the original. It took me ages to figure out how to fly it from one island to another. Vice City is definately down on my Christmas List. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

What did you hear first ? The crunch or the squelch ?

LOL. You remembered. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Dude ! That's pretty fu**ed up right there ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Here's the link. Go to the bottom of the page for the Skydiving thingy. http://www.wda.co.uk/en/wda_home/index.cfm# Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Kind of diffucult to tag a Gerbil. Anyone got any staples I can borrow ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

People are never too tired to tell you how hard they have worked Professionals are people who can do their best work when they don't feel like it Absence of occupation is not rest Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unrufffled on the surface but paddle like hell underneath Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment It's only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick up the arse One of the most labour-saving inventions of today is a woman tomorrow Take your work seriously - but don't take the office home with you The best way to kill time is to work it to death The best work in the world is done on the quiet What do you mean we don't communicate ? Yesterday I faxed you a reply to the message you left on my answering machine When a person does what they like and get's paid for it, they have found their job Wherever power of any kind is given there is responsibility attached "I said perhaps - and that's final !" If chickens were secretaries, I would want to be an egg, because eggs always get laid by chickens Well begun is half done It's a wise person who looks things over, instead of overlooking things Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

He was an asshole You had 864 posts. If your wrong you lose 432 of them. If your right you move up to 865. He was an asshole Congratulations ! You are truly a post whore. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

That's a funny story. Thanks for the giggle. This is what I reckon. A) He's a chauvinist who saw you, a woman, doing something much cooler than anything he ever did and he couldn't take it, so he had to lie to try and be on the same level as you. B) He drew his knowledge from films like Point Break where a 4000ft skydive lasts 3 minutes (Before deployment of canopy). C) He was an asshole. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

You don't need a drink to have a good time (just good friends). You don't need a drink to act drunk (just good acting skills) You don't need to drink to be accepted (just buy drinks for everyone else) You don't need a drink to be funny (unless you tip it over someone elses head.) And you don't need a drink to be good company (just be yourself) You DO need a drink to make ugly blokes look attractive however. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Show me a successful businessman and I'll show you a brown tongue. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Come on, man. You saw what happened to Bart Simpson when he sold his soul. Don't do it. It's not worth it. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

50% Welsh 50% English 100% Cool Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

True : I have a phobia towards babies, and my sister has one towards buttons. Our family is pretty fu**ed up. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? Want to know the secret? If - A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as their corresponding number: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

In no particular order :- Athiest Materialist Realist Independant Depressed Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

As you've been lurking I won't bother with the "watch out for this one" speech. All I'll say is welcome Kutiebear. Whoops. Sorry. Typo.........or was it Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The security at the State University of New York is a joke. I could bypass it all with a black costume, a battery, a couple of copper wires, some laxatives and a paper clip. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

C'mere kid. Let me give you a cyber-hug.

Typical Whuffo response if you ask me. They seem to split into two groups. Those that respect and admire you for doing such a "dangerous" sport, and those who think your foolhardy for the same reason. Just tell them that Skydiving can be dangerous, but skydivers are not. They are among the most responsible people you know. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Your going to get a lot of advice from friends and family which will fall under the category of "Time will heal your broken heart", and unless you've gone through this kind of heartbreak before you will find it difficult to believe them. The world is full of guys who don't realise how lucky they are and you just happened to find one of them. The best thing you can do is to take this time for yourself, surround yourself with friends and family and jump as often as you can. It won't make the hurt go away but it will help you push through it. I know your not going to believe this right now but you will fall in love again, and with a guy who feels the same way about you with no doubts and no reservations. It won't feel exactly the same as the love you had with this guy, but it will be just as strong, just as powerful and just as precious, if not more so. That's the nature of the emotion we call 'love'. Keep your chin up. It's the only way you'll see the blu skies.

A freespirit to me is someone who does not allow natural human instinct to limit who or what they are. They still have those instincts but are able to push themselves beyond the limitations that they can impose on a person. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

PM me for one from Wales. I can also get you a great deal on a home security system. After you've given out your adress to this lot, your gonna need it ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Dear fellow skydivers I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good man and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. I need to ask you all this. Should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

What do you get if you cross a South African lady covered in Yoghurt, an American lady covered in Mashed Potato and an Australian lady covered in Fries. GOOD TIMES, THAT'S WHAT ! ! !