DrunkMonkey
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Agreed. Fuhrer Bush and Reichsmarshal Cheney can at the very fucking least use Marine One instead of fucking up rush hour traffic... Herman Muenster, er... Kerry... can afford his own helo...he need only ask to borrow his wife's.
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Both the 2004 political National Conventions...
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Look at it this way: Your cat could be polydactyl--that'd be a real pain in the butt...
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No, you just haven't realized that there is so much more to life than skydiving. I don't know what is with all the hostility I'm getting from you and DrunkenMonkey. Excuse me for enjoying the sport. I hope some day to be as worldly as you. Not hostile, bro.
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hmmmm... Yea I believe you... too bad. Chris What's your point? Or are you auditioning for the role of "Skygod?" Hmm.. let's see. War on terror kinda kinked my schedule, I paid out of pocket for my MBA, I went on several once-in-a-lifetime vacations, and got my pilot's license.. [sarcasm]Yeah... too bad [/sarcasm] Gee, lemme apologize for having a well-rounded life...
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KITTEN PIMP!
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Dude, we've had Prez Bush and VP Dick visit us about 3 times each in the past 60 days... Work gets so phucked when AF1/AF2 lands. I'm soo tired of pimping my Airmen for Rent-a-Crowd duty NM is really a battleground state...
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...Cannot come soon enough. All this petty partisan bickering is so irritating. I don't give a steaming pile of elephant shit who wins, as long as it's a decisive win...
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i doubt it would hurt much if the cat was hairless Let's leave Mr. Bigglesworth out of this. It'd piss off Dr. Evil something fierce...
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Kinda thought so, w/free education & travel. Although the travel usually requires MOPP gear, and therefore sucks. Seriously, there is more to life. Go on leave, get to Dover AFB, get a C-5 hop to Germany and see Europe. You only live once (and for those us in our line of work, that's of dubious importance)...
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Are you Military?
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-Ground Lemur -Cassowary Eggs -Jellyfish -Ferret jerky
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JoeBob: I wasn't specifically saying that to you, more in general. Higher priority: -a vacation to see the rest of the world, versus spending hundreds a month on jump tix. -A nice house versus a little apt. I gave up jumping 3 weekends a month versus 1-2 so I could have my own house. Dont get me wrong--I could see selling an extra vehicle for AFF. However, I've had friends live on ramen and natural light for one extra jump ticket. I've known people to hock VCRs/DVD players, TVs, etc. A little overboard to pawn things to jump, IMHO. I could be spending $500/month on jump tix, but I'd like to retire at age 50, so that cash goes to investments...I guess I'm not as addicted to jumping as others are...No biggie...
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Dude...it's just skydiving...Call me blasphemous, but there are other things in life that rightfully take priority...
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Yeah, no shit. For me it was 1030/1130. 1 minute was an ass-kicking. For lil sis (5yrs younger), she got "before sunrise..." Then again, she went thru rehab shortly thereafter, and I didn't (need to)....
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Cruel woul've been using Duct tape. Kitty got off easy...
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Hmm...expensive hobbies: Skydiving Scuba GA Flying Jeep Restoration Travel Add my investments to that, and that is why I have little $ for jump tix lately...
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Kewl. I'm gonna probably make a road trip to the AF Academy to see them play Navy or Army, whichever is a home game. Gotta love any football game when someone skydives onto the 50-yard line to deliver the game ball.
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Huh? Oh...Football... *yawn* Where's my beer and 1/2 price appetizers?
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Arguments for (or against) the existence of God
DrunkMonkey replied to scottbre's topic in Speakers Corner
Solve all your problems, on either side of this seemingly endless argument: www.deism.com -
Try this email that came in today...
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http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
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...Bitch!
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Buy a can of sardines. Put a few inside the grates of the heating vents and other hard to get to areas after they leave. The fish will rot and stink up the joint.
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United States Department of Defense (Notice the correct spelling: Defense. ) www.defenselink.mil