DrunkMonkey

Re: Church and state: The moment someone uses their tax-exempt pulpit, be it in a podunk church or on the airwaves, for political action of any kind, THEY LOSE THEIR FUCKING TAX EXEMPTION. You want to enter politics and civics, pay your goddamn admission price like the rest of us. Really fucking piss us off---Retroactive taxes collected from the date of the first offense...

Sad, but think of all the money and manhours saved by various police departments and district attorneys...

Lemme guess...Liberal part of town--> Nauseating combo of B.O., pot smoke, and Patchouli?

Hell no. This would set the stage for the mother of all "Sleeper" agents for foreign espionage. http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Sleeper_agent It really does not speak well for California when they send another Actor to Sacramento, and now want to amend the constitution to send another to DC... Maybe I'll run for president of France, so I can dissolve it and parcel it out to neigboring countries...

Twas obviously not Mike Mullins. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT rip a bad one in Mikes plane. If it happens, hope you are near the DZ. He'll dump the whole load? What if he cannot ID who it was??

HELL NO! I will never forget the day I let one loose that gagged even the jump pilot...

If I believed in creation, (which I do not) I'd prefer the Aztec creation story: http://www.crystalinks.com/aztecreation.html

I thought that appeals required evidence of possible reversable error...

Peterson should either get a Pentathol Cocktail or get brutally assraped by Bubba for the rest of his useless existence.

As long as they get this trial feces off the airwaves, I don't care either way. If he did it, I hope he spends the rest of his pathetic life getting anally raped in prison.

"Fuck her Gently" by Tenacious D.

...Or people who end their arguments with "and if you disagree w/me, you're damned to hell!" They're equally as irritating...

Gotta love how religion fucks up one's grasp on reality... Sex and religion...always an interesting combo. (interesting=like watching a troupe of chimps who see a cobra)

Add New Mexico...

What's a good tasting and VERY potent strain of Tea? I anticipate a few long nights coming up...

We're going to drink a toast at Hooters to him tomorrow: "To Yassir Arafat: Good riddance to bad garbage. Say hi to the Ayatollah and Hitler for us."

What? You don't want a British Smile? http://www.jengajam.com/r/Book-Of-British-Smile OH FOR FUCKS' SAKE!!! I was just going to go to bed...The nightmares....

Hi. This is last Monday. Have we met?

These FCC Nazis and their Religious asshole puppetmasters are unworthy of the freedom that the miliary provides.

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So she's looking to become a prostitute? Because that's what you describe--she'll shag some AFF instructor if he'll teach her AFF for free. It's called prostitution-trade sex for something of value.

This may or may not be by George Carlin, but I love the sentiment anyhow: ------------------------------------------------- GEORGE CARLIN ON THE 10 COMMANDMENTS from "Complaints and Grievances" (HBO special) Here is my problem with the ten commandments- why exactly are there 10? You simply do not need ten. The list of ten commandments was artificially and deliberately inflated to get it up to ten. Here's what happened: About 5,000 years ago a bunch of religious and political hustlers got together to try to figure out how to control people and keep them in line. They knew people were basically stupid and would believe anything they were told, so they announced that God had given them some commandments, up on a mountain, when no one was around. Well let me ask you this- when they were making this shit up, why did they pick 10? Why not 9 or 11? I'll tell you why- because 10 sound official. Ten sounds important! Ten is the basis for the decimal system, it's a decade, it's a psychologically satisfying number (the top ten, the ten most wanted, the ten best dressed). So having ten commandments was really a marketing decision! It is clearly a bullshit list. It's a political document artificially inflated to sell better. I will now show you how you can reduce the number of commandments and come up with a list that's a little more workable and logical. I am going to use the Roman Catholic version because those were the ones I was taught as a little boy. Let's start with the first three: I AM THE LORD THY GOD THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE GODS BEFORE ME THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN THOU SHALT KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH Right off the bat the first three are pure bullshit. Sabbath day? Lord's name? strange gods? Spooky language! Designed to scare and control primitive people. In no way does superstitious nonsense like this apply to the lives of intelligent civilized humans in the 21st century. So now we're down to 7. Next: HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER Obedience, respect for authority. Just another name for controlling people. The truth is that obedience and respect shouldn't be automatic. They should be earned and based on the parent's performance. Some parents deserve respect, but most of them don't, period. You're down to six. Now in the interest of logic, something religion is very uncomfortable with, we're going to jump around the list a little bit. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS Stealing and lying. Well actually, these two both prohibit the same kind of behavior- dishonesty. So you don't really need two you combine them and call the commandment "thou shalt not be dishonest". And suddenly you're down to 5. And as long as we're combining I have two others that belong together: THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTRY THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE Once again, these two prohibit the same type of behavior. In this case it is marital infidelity. The difference is- coveting takes place in the mind. But I don't think you should outlaw fantasizing about someone else's wife because what is a guy gonna think about when he's waxing his carrot? But, marital infidelity is a good idea so we're gonna keep this one and call it "thou shalt not be unfaithful". And suddenly we're down to four. But when you think about it, honesty and infidelity are really part of the same overall value so, in truth, you could combine the two honesty commandments with the two fidelity commandments and give them simpler language, positive language instead of negative language and call the whole thing "thou shalt always be honest and faithful" and we're down to 3. THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR"S GOODS This one is just plain fuckin' stupid. Coveting your neighbor's goods is what keeps the economy going! Your neighbor gets a vibrator that plays "o come o ye faithful", and you want one too! Coveting creates jobs, so leave it alone. You throw out coveting and you're down to 2 now- the big honesty and fidelity commandment and the one we haven't talked about yet: THOU SHALT NOT KILL Murder. But when you think about it, religion has never really had a big problem with murder. More people have been killed in the name of god than for any other reason. All you have to do is look at Northern Ireland, Cashmire, the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the World Trade Center to see how seriously the religious folks take thou shalt not kill. The more devout they are, the more they see murder as being negotiable. It depends on who's doin the killin' and who's gettin' killed. So, with all of this in mind, I give you my revised list of the two commandments: Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie. & Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you. Two is all you need; Moses could have carried them down the hill in his fuckin' pocket. I wouldn't mind those folks in Alabama posting them on the courthouse wall, as long as they provided one additional commandment: Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

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Dickhead fundies in ABQ must've gotten their sanctimonious shit spread to the ABC affilliate here. "Far and Away" in lieu of "Saving Private Ryan"??? WHAT THE FUCK? Your goddamn freedom of religion is guaranteed by cussing, drinking, fucking, and BRAVE fighting men & women. How dare you disrespect us by forbidding SPR because someone might say "Fuck." I FUCKING HATE FUNDIES.

Dude--didja see the thing in the paper yesterday about the Royal Army? :http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004521689,00.html