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Going to El Paso this weekend. Going to visit Ciudad Juarez during the day. What papers does one need to get in/out of Mexico? is my Driver's License and Military ID sufficient, or should I take my passport?
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Naahhh... Just a bad allergy attack this AM... Truth is I hate benadryl... too sedating... But it's fun to feel whacked out at work.
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I am seheriously fucked up right nowo. I really love Benadrryl... Thank God I am not jumpin today. that would be what one would call "a Bad thing" heh.
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Rehnquist to Congress - quit messing with judicial independence
DrunkMonkey replied to lawrocket's topic in Speakers Corner
Agreed. A courthouse in Kansas has a great quote: "A Free and Independant Court for a Free and Independant People." Wonder where that quote originated.... -
I like pie. Mmmmm, pie.
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Only Citizens can be Officers. You'd have to enlist to expedite your citizenship, and then apply and get commissioned thru OTS. If you get citizenship without enlisting, you can apply to go directly into OTS. P.S.: Only a small percentage of Officers are pilots.
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To be a pilot in the US Military, you must be a US Citizen and either a Commissioned Officer or a Warrant Officer. Non citizens cannot get the requisite security clearance for aviation jobs. My advice: Pursue the RAAF option. -Capt Drunkmonkey, USAF
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Titanic: After the lights on the Titanic go out for the last time, but before the ship breaks in half,we get a close-up shot of people falling down the tilting poop deck. During this scene,you see a man run into a capstan(those big,heavy black things-they look a little bit like tables) on the way down. When this happens,you can see it bend where the man hits it. Apparantly,this is one of the foam ones used in the tilting-deck scene
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Bored?? IN VEGAS!?!?!
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She walked funny. I doubt she liked it.
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My cat did not like it when I shuffled my feet on the carpet to give her a static shock.
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Andrea Yate's Murder Convictions Overturned
DrunkMonkey replied to Michele's topic in Speakers Corner
She should rot in prison for the rest of her life. If this idiot gets out, she'll be able to have more kids she could potentially kill... -
PERSONAL ATTACK!! PERSONAL ATTACK!!
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I like beer. It tastes good and improves one's social skills.
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I hope so, as I want to go to Law School in fall 06.
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*Dons flameproof suit, cracks beer, waits on the Anti-war types to attack*
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I will now say something nice about Republican Congress Critters
DrunkMonkey replied to PhillyKev's topic in Speakers Corner
Heh...Rostenkowski. I still have the flag he gave me when I made Eagle Scout...kinda funny... -
I prefer these cats: Clicky
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I'm sure you've seen the RWS "waiver video" right? He's pretty serious along those lines. (I still think what I said was funny, though.) We had the number of times the other tandem waiver video guy mentioned "Serious injury or Death" memorized. At times we used it for a drinking game after hours...
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Send me beer.
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Person shoots himself in the head in police station
DrunkMonkey replied to JoeyRamone's topic in Speakers Corner
Caption: "Well Sarge, stamp this one 'Case Closed.'" -
No worries...It got better after a few days for me. Just don't discount the painkillers. They're hella fun. Keep them for bad landing injuries....
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Wait until tomorrow morning...
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Jeez. Anything for recognition and /or money?
DrunkMonkey replied to akarunway's topic in Speakers Corner
I loathe SH as much as the next American, but I do agree with the following: Very true. To deny SH competent trial counsel is to subvert our own justice system.... -
A real chicago pizza. A city where you can take the L to and from the bars, and not worry about DUI. New Mexico's lack of a real winter. Jenny McCarthy in the current issue of Playboy. Knowing I have friends waiting when I move back home.