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    I do have Firewire capability. Thanks Dave, I'll look into that.
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    ...Really violent nightmares? I have not had nightmares since junior high, but now I've been having really bad ones, at 28 y.o..... WTF? I'm usually the one who laughs at horror movies and is intrigued by stuff that freaks most out (autopsy footage, war videos, etc) But these dreams have me waking up and having to calm myself. Anyone else have some real bad nightmares pop up out of nowhere? Is job stress a potential cause?
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    Ok, here's the deal: Of the 20gb hard drive that I got with my PC, fully 9.5gb of that is Mp3s. It's becoming clear that I'm gonna need to either get an additional hard drive or an iPod. How does one install a second hard drive on a dell laptop? does it go in that slot that currently holds the socket for PCMCIA cards? Any help is appreciated.
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    I got it up to 1602 bpm...
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    69?
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    Lemurs come from Madagascar.
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    : "STOP! Or....I'll...say 'STOP' again!"
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    Um...dude...I'm military, I have coverage. The Govt paid 100% of the bill. I was just remarking about the excessive amount.
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    Notwithstanding her incessant "American culture is inherently violent" rants, I grow weary of the cultural eliteism(sp?) that Christel spouts at every opportunity. We're an inherently violent culture? Beats the opposite, a culture of pushover socialists... But apparently we need to turn in all our guns, because of Frau's edict that we cannot be trusted with anything more dangerous than a toothbrush. I have a great respect for Germans. I worked with BundesLuftwaffe (Forgive my misspellings) personnel, and had a blast. The reality is that an American who is considered liberal would, in Europe, be considered a Facist. No thanks. I'm just sick of Euros "holier than thou" attitudes...
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    "Jesuth Christh!!!" -Mr. Slave, South Park
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    True. Someone did not keep vigil over their gun properly. See whappens!?!?
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    http://www.sluggy.net/sz/uploads/Photos/013-1592-icon.jpg What name do we give this new drink?
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    What is his name?
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    You've obviously never been to Beaumont, TX... It makes Houston look like Disney World.
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    Judge for yourself: http://templedamon.com/cattery-kitten-sale2.jpg
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    What about guns for kittens? Can we arm kittens? Especially this one: http://templedamon.com/cattery-kitten-sale2.jpg
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    Trolls

    DrunkMonkey replied to Remster's topic in The Bonfire

    What about hairless kittens?:http://templedamon.com/cattery-kitten-sale2.jpg Do we have to ignore them too?
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    http://templedamon.com/cattery-kitten-sale2.jpg
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    It would seem Mr. & Mrs. Schiavo found a way to turn their daughter into a whore after her death...
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    May I confuse you a little bit beeing the first to reply? This story, as sad as it is, is not surprising me. In a gun-orientated society, "one" has to expect that. End of message. Christel Yeah, we're all irresponsible gun nuts. Do us a favor and stay in the Reich. We cannot be trusted with sharp objects... ...But then again neither can Germans, as evidenced by the recent sword attack. You know where you can stick your cultural eliteism.
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    I just visited the website for these asshole "Pharmacists." (google "Pharmacists for life"--what a motherfucking misnomer.) This is nothing but abuse of one's professional credential for religious prosthelatizing(sp?). These "pharmacists" should change jobs to the asswipe who rants about the apocalypse on the street corner, or just do us all a favor and fucking kill themselves.
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    Ok, I want the responses in the following order: Kallend Christelsabine Botellines
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    Cars would run on water. 50 Cent would be pimp-slapped on a daily basis. I would not be allergic to cats. Kids would not get smacked around by their parents.
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    I detailed the story of slicing my hand open with a grinder two weeks ago. Got 6 stitches. Got the bill yesterday. $972! WTF were the stitches made of? Some endangered Spotted Owl sinew? $700 cover charge just to go to the ER. Unreal. BTW, thank you all. John Q Taxpayer covered it all. Gotta love TriCare.
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    But inevitably the docile canopies get fucked over by being forced to land in East Bumfuck because Johnny Xaos insists on prime landing areas so his buddies can film his "Sweet Swoops."[/Napoleon Dynamite]