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  1. Ugh, that sounds scary. Maybe people should start putting some kind of name tags on their rigs? Like putting your name of the cutaway pillow. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    Fuckin Russians

    What about Russians living in Canada? Damn. That makes me glad that I'm not a big fan of hockey. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  3. Keep logging. Something might change. What if someone decides to give awards for the 2500th jump? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    It begins again

    School, that is. Ugh. Any of you done this semester? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    Bad joke du 'jour

    This receives the Eugene Eisenstein bad joke of the month award -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    What utter GARBAGE!

    There are some very interesting things in that arena. Water powered cars, for instance. I don't think we'll really see any of them on the roads until fuel price goes to about $10 USD per gallon. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    Penis from Eloy

    Looks like the longest distance relationship this guy can maintain is about 6 inches -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  8. What is CAPS anyway? I know it stands for Canadian Association of Professional Skydivers, but other than that... They don't even have a webpage per se, as I understand. They do, but it's under construction. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    What utter GARBAGE!

    There are hydrogen powered cars. Their only significant exhaust is H2O. They make clouds. They're not in production yet though. Might be a little dangerous to drive with a tank full of pure pressurized hydrogen, but I don't know anything about how they're built, so don't ask me
  10. I think it's a remix of a track by an act called Jam and Spoon. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  11. Crowded movie theater. Front row. Didn't get caught AFAIK. Nuff said -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    What utter GARBAGE!

    Some countries in Europe have an air tax (on polluting cars). I think that we'll see the air tax everywhere soon enough at the rate this is going. Just to pay for the clean-up of the atmosphere. It'll get interesting when you have to pay for air. And I agree with narcimund. The retrieval and bottling of water is a service, supplied by people. For those people, it's a job. They expect to get paid. If you don't pay them by buying the bottles, you'll pay through taxes. So I think it's quite fair. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    Incidents?

    Don't let anyone give you that grief. And, perhaps the problem is that people get lulled into a false sense of safety with their hotrods? Even my 160 Tri will kill me if I jump it now (only 19 jumps, still a student). If it can kill me, it can kill someone with 4000 jumps who makes the same mistake. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    Sick of the Snow

    You think you have it bad. I live in Canada. CANADA! ARGH! Shoot me now!
  15. Congrats! The old adage goes "money isn't everything". The new adage goes "money is like air, you really miss it when it's gone" Seriously, congratulations. Keep posting your stories, I've always found them great reading. Blue skies and many clients, Michele. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    Incidents?

    I agree with all of the above, but there is an additional point here that I don't see. The typical reason for death these days is "too little canopy, too much skydiver". You don't see these things on the student canopies. The person is in danger when they are slightly more experienced and begin downsizing. They don't do it carefully and find themselves in unfamiliar situations where they need to make the right decision without any prior training, and make it now. They don't, and they die. Maybe we need canopy training that goes past what happens today? I'm talking canopy training for people with over 100 jumps. Not just show what the rear/front risers do, but actually teach to fly smaller canopies. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  17. Is the 5th one out yet? I enjoyed the first 4. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    In-N-Out Burger

    Hrm, I could go for a double in-and-out, animal style -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  19. Yeah, and in that order. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  20. You forgot to add the fact that it costs large amounts of money
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    EEEEhaawww

    Congrats. Some pics are in order? I'm gonna get my beer rig in something like a week. It used to be Stacy's, now it's mine -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
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    HEY ASSHOLE!!!!

    That's Major Asshole to you, sonny -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  23. BWAHAHAHA... HAHAHA... HA... ugh... must breathe... ugh... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was great. I'd ask where you got the idea, but you'll just answer "I pulled it out of my ass" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  24. Damn man, someone up there likes you -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  25. Please see a post by me called "Almost got killed" (link below). Can't help but imagine my mother and father killed by a teenager street-racing, and everyone saying "that idiot had it coming" but me asking "what about my parents?" I'm all for the idiots killing themselves, as long as they don't take me with them. That's the problem here, that some of those collisions are with other cars. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=333076;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.