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  1. Damn. Another fine idea out the window
  2. Push

    A new record?

    Do you pad your ducks or stuff them? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  3. We put the penis in duck! No, wait... EDITED TO ADD: Boy, this thread went south in a hurry. From Buddha to penises in 10 posts, must be a new record! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  4. A DUCK!!!! I don't get it... Explain? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  5. Put on your BASE rig, but on clothing so it won't be too obvious. Then go up to the roof and threaten to jump if they don't go away. And when they do, jump anyway -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  6. I checked your profile, and you're jumping a Tri 160. Guess what my beer chute is... -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  7. Push

    $41 burger

    If you think that your job sucks, just remember, someone has to massage those cows -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  8. Slimy gerbil-tush That's not my name though. Whew. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  9. I'm going to stand up for the skydiving community. Let's organize a mass protest. EDITED TO ADD:
  10. Just tried again and it went through. We'll see what they have to say. I'll post the correspondence here. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  11. I can't. I wrote that up in their "Contact Us" page, filled everything out, pressed submit, and got a nice big white page with one word in it: Error. I tried several times and double checked everything. I guess I'll just try again later. Oh well, it's not like they're Immanuel Kant or sometning -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  12. I answered true to both 10 and 14 and took a hit. I don't think this hit was justifiable. Here is what I sent to them in defense of my position: -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  13. Push

    1/6 Scale Rig

    You should photo it with a quarter near or something. Just to get a sense of scale. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  14. Send to your SO of choice: Hi, it's Barbie, I have some great news for you. Your friend, asked me to invite you to a party! It’s a Sleepover. It’s guaranteed to be lots of fun. Isn't that the best?! Be sure to keep it a secret!! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  15. That's the first place I went to look for evil things too. Damn, we think alike -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  16. Imagine what you'll be telling your kids: We actually had to jump out of a @#%&* airplane to skydive! None of that $#%# teleporter #!$%. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  17. Good to hear your son is well off. In our world IQ is becoming more and more important. Just remember, a high IQ does not a good man make, at least I believe that. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  18. Whoa. I bow down to you master -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  19. Yes you are -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  20. Sweet. I'll be sure to ask him about that. I got it used, all from dz.com. My main has already arrived, it's a 160sqft Triathlon. The container is going to be a Javelin J2, DOM93 with a Swift Plus reserve, DOM93, 175 sqft. No AAD yet, but I'll get a CYPRES as soon as I can afford it. $1450 USD in total. I just looked at your photograph and I definitely remember seeing you in the summer. I was still on the newbie stage (even more than I am today that is), but I definitely remember your face. We should jump together in the summer, when I finally complete the progression. Also, how is that Spectre working out for you? I've considered getting one but the Tri I found was much cheaper. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  21. This thread went south in a hurry Age 12? Whoa dude. What's your IQ? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  22. ROFLMAO!!! Instructor: "All right, gear check. Chest strap, leg straps, reserve handles, pins, helmet, goggles. All right everyone, it's cork time, drop your pants!" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  23. Push

    When is it rape?

    Hear hear billvon! I call BS. Sorry, but I do. It is as much the woman's responsibility to make sure that the man understands as it is of the man. Sex is supposed to be an expression of intimacy. Or something. Whatever. But having to clarify everything is rediculous. This is becoming a legal contract, not sex. A forceful NO works. If not, kick him. If that doesn't work, it's rape. Agreed 100%, even 200%. But when you say "I have to go home" you should not expect the guy to stop immediately. And no reasonable legal system should either. As the previous links show, it seems like the legal system doesn't, which is good. We, the men, are human beings too you know. We at least deserve to be told. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.