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  1. Alec: "Hrmm, well, I guess my career is over. Now what? Hey! I got an idea, how about I act like the rest of America gives a shit about my political views and maybe I can get a camera to point in my direction. Yeah, yeah.....thats the ticket."
  2. It wouldn't be some of the same actors that signed that petition would it? Either way, it just goes to show that these assholes are only there to use their "might" for whatever they think it is good for, to "pursuade" the leaders of this country. Proof positive that they have no "might" and they are bluffing to the highest degree. They truely make a mockery of the freedom of speech. Now only if they would excersise their freedom to get the fuck out as promised.
  3. Dude, thats lifetime supply of Norplant.
  4. Yeah, I think we can safely ignore an actor's opinions. Its not like they could become president of the USA or anything... Hey, lets see how many votes that psyhco bitch Barbara gets in an election for President. Yeah, I'd like to see that one. BTW, off the topic, but do any of you out there really give a fuck if 100 of Hollywoods actors sign a petition to request the President to not invade Irac? As if their voices are somehow more important than the UN? Concieted fucks.
  5. 5 years in the fire service here. Firefighter/EMT for Local 3855 in NW Washington. How I got started? Kinda fell into it. I tested for years for law enforcement and then decided that I was going to get my EMT, but needed to be sponsored by FD. So I volunteered and got my EMT. Liked it so much I started testing and low and behold, career FF now. Never forget my 343 brothers that gave their lives for you NY.
  6. It looks like the chick in the back left needs to wipe better.
  7. jose

    interesting website

    Here is a letter that the site recieved that I thought was quite amusing. Do you think this guy has an inferiority complex? You can always tell which ones are from the ghetto.
  8. Can I have a number? I have numerous years of Whoflungpoo.
  9. Do you have any TP? TP for my Bunggghollllle?
  10. I'm sorry, but I cant help it if hes as queer as a three dollar bill! And I'm just plain tired of chicks talking about him. If your all so hot and bothered by homos........give Christopher Lowell a try.
  11. Wow, and I thought that I was the only person stuck in the 80's. I loved that band so much that I almost had the tri-reich symbol tattooed on my arm. I have Chris Degarmos guitar pick from the Operation Mindcrime tour if you want it.
  12. Ok, I didnt read a single word on this thread. All I looked for was an attachment. WHERE IS THE ATTACHMENTS?
  13. Ok, I know it is the winter and jumping is getting less and less. But what the hell is with people showing up at noon when I have been there since 0930 am? Its an absolutely georgeous day and not a cloud in the sky. WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE? Not only do poeple show up so friggin late, you would think that the load organizers would make things happen. Nope, just another lame ass part of my day. There are people that want to jump, but for some reason, we just sit around more than we jump. Sweet Jesus, its winter and your not making any money as a DZ owner right? So get the fuck off your ass and organize. With only a Cessna running you can have a backup load EVERY LOAD! Its been this way for a couple weeks and I am seriously getting tired of this shit. I have alot of things to do, my life is busy. When I go jumping on a beautiful Saturday, I expect to get more than 2 FUCKING JUMPS! I need a new DZ.
  14. About 1.5 minutes later?
  15. And don't forget Avatar hijacker as well. Seriously, I get a kick every time I see that there. It makes me proud.
  16. Ok, now that is just too fukin cool. I wanna I wanna!
  17. Hes not. He IS Satan. And Gore is right hand man that was the dumber brother that couldn't effectively do the job. These two clowns did more damage to the 2nd amendment than any other humans have managed to do in the history of our Constitution.
  18. jose

    After Shave?

    I have found that it makes an interesting masturbation lubrication. Try it and let us know how it goes.
  19. It sounds like a great computer for post whores. Except for that modem part.
  20. First off, I'd like to say thanks for the info. Secondly, I would like to specify I said that most of the people running security are dipshits.....well....because they are! But certainly, I didnt mean that my intention was treating them like one. They are the kind of people that get a huge boner from ruining your flight just because they have the power to. Quart, good idea on the printout. Last question to run by ya. I was thinking that if I kept the rig out in the open at the scanning machine and not in a bag, they would be less likely to think that I am trying to get away with something. Also, having some Parachuting magazines would probably help convince if I put the in the same bag as the rig, (if I use a bag).
  21. What are the tricks that you have all used in order to convince the underedumacated dipshit at airport screening that your rig is allowed as carry-on? I will be flying to Eloy and I hate to check my rig. So what, it any ideas do you have with all the new morons (protecting) us? Look out! Hes got a spork!
  22. jose

    Tit-ee bar(NSFW)

    Two words Pete, Team Bella's. (you had to be there)
  23. Hey Freeflyguy, where north of Kapow are you moving? Im in Bellingham and jump lower BC and Snohomish. Im looking for locals that want to jump freefly video so I can get some skills.