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Instead of editing above.... Have you ever been so hyped up on the way to the DZ that you want to roll down your window at a stop sign or in traffic and try to convince some unsuspecting person to come and jump outta a plane with you? *usually female and attractive* Its like I am sometimes driven by an unforseen force to convince others that there is this "thing" out there...that will change their life forever. And they HAVE to try it. My brother did this to me.....and it worked. Now I am destined to pass on the disease as a right of passage.

I usually get the feeling on the way to the DZ. Looking around me....on the road, at all these lemmings....LEMMINGS ALL OF YOU ....BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. And when I leave, I play Eminems Obie Trice (2 trailer park girls go round the outside) for you non Eninem fans. It was the album that my bro and I listened to the day of my first jump. Play that song every time after jumpin now..... just because it makes me wired, as if I needed more.

And this is your profile? Unfortunately, I have to point out again, those that are most vocal about their religion are usually FREAKS that do not represent their religion in any light that could be percieved as positive in the least. Chuteless's profile interests.... my four grandchildren (especially the one with down syndrome) , and the WORD of GOD, and serving Jesus Christ. (IN REVERSE ORDER AS SHOWN ABOVE ) Thou halt not have fast cars,sports, or other worldly things as your god (Exodus 20:3) The religious mans last statement: Europeans certainly do have a death wish....the death of everyone else but them. Just like the Iraqis, the Iranians, the Afghaistans or anyone from that insane neck of the world. Bill Cole I have made the earth and created man upon it. I have stretched out the heavens and all their host have I commanded ( Isaiah 45:12)

HHrmmm......do those belong to you?

The best flying I have ever seen.....hands down. Fuh me.....

That first pic looks like it could have the caption... "Do not underestimate the power of the handicapped!!" Its all in the hands.....

I'm not sure I understand what they are not happy about. Is it that they purchased these tops and dont have the boobs to fill them? Or the fact that the pictures all have genetically, and synthetically, superior boobs......

Damn, now that just ate up about 1 hour of time...........

Here's my thought on the whole kiss pass thing. Ok, now we can all agree that a kiss pass belly style has got to be the easiest thing to do when your holding on to them with both arms. So in turn, it could be taken out of context, as in, it could be not appreciated due to a lack of attraction on the recievers part. They could by chance think.....well what was that for? Were they just bored or what? So here is my challenge. I have tossed around the idea for a couple of females, but I am not going to attempt it until I can give them a kiss pass when I am in a HD and they are in a sit. Now that takes some skill. I am not nearly there yet, but when it happens, there will be no denying the gravity of that kiss pass. Its not like I am afraid of being rejected or having some chick pissed at me. I have a wife and am not in the hunt for DZ strange, so I want the experience to have a different feel to it. A feeling on both parts of "Holy shit dude, that was fucking COOL!" when were on the ground, now that's a sure way to feel good about your first. Or second, or third. I have just made a new goal. End of this next summer, I will have accomplished this. Simple as that.

I gotta say, I dont think that there is anyone else here that is in as much love with themselves as you are. maybe Clay......just maybe.

What I want to know is why does the shit smell coming from an ass at 13,000 feet smell so much worse than it does on the ground? Its like the methane molecules are larger due to lack of pressure and get stuck in your nostrils....... damn, if I could bottle some of that shit, I'd sell it as attacker repellant.

I wonder if he does go arounds.....

In the hamper? Yeah, I think its kinda wierd too....

Hrmmmmmm.....clothes hamper. Where its dirty, soiled and moist......looks like a subconscious metaphor. Probably just like he likes his sex. Then there's that "stuff" word. Did he want to literally "stuff" you in the hamper, or does he want "to" stuff you in the hamper? Either way....I put my next paycheck that if you asked him to have sex with you, he'd do it. All this talk.......... *here kitty kitty kitty*.....

And its not like it was phone sex or anything, probably just some sexual tension there the whole time. If it was phone sex.....it wouldn't have lasted more than 5 or 6 minu.....HOURS, HOURS I MEAN......yeah, yeah, thats the ticket....

Yeah, suspect to people who are BLIND! Knock, knock.......... Who's there? 7 hours..... 7 hours who? 7 hours is how long I would LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!! Duh, wake up and smell the testosterone.

Hey man, don't feel bad...whenever a religious thread gets too serious, I take the most serious post out of them all and send it to Pornolize.com. Then repost it. No one has screamed too for too long......... probably since they always seem to get deleted...... Fuck em.....as soon as you start to apoligize for your beliefs, you become more like them and less like you.

Hey Jaye....... Get them doggies trollin'.... Anybody else just sick to aardvarking DEATH of the muff sniffs around here? I was just wondering. OH, and BY THE WAY: God is from Saturn but wad pulls out in Florida. Felchs are ALWAYS right; there is NO OTHER party. I have 13 jumps and no home DZ...I'm unclefucking a wanking brand new Xaos that will be loaded 3:1. I CANNOT die; screw all who say otherwise! My boyfriend in 62 and I'm 21, and he's a jerking communist and I'm a liberal...and we want to raise our babies in the fistfucking Greek "Give it to me" Orthodox church...any advice? AND IF NOBODY responds to bangs thread, I'll just MAKE UP SOME PEOPLE and respond with my other personalities!!! -Jaye "If you can't kill yourself doing it, its not a shafting sport... its a game." -

HEY NOW! You have to take some of the blame for this....if it wasnt for you, I wouldn't have shown everyone my sick and demented side. Ok, yeah I would have.

Thanks.....it wasn't recieved quite as well on the CSA thread. someone whined, and even though I didn't break any forum rules...it got removed. Facist moderators.......

Thats why its so damn funny...........

This was my first time using Pornolize and I was laughing for 5 minutes straight to just get to the end of it. My head hurts..... From the Christian Skydivers Association thread: ***I am a member of the CSA. I personally think it is a great organization as far as skydiving goes. Unfortunately no, there are not many skydivers who get up and go to church. When I am not working at the DZ, I do however. There are a few little perks to being a member of the CSA. You get a nifty little patch, and at many boogies, they will gather and organize some jumps just for CSA members. I live my life according to the Word. I live for Christ alone. He is my passion, and through Him, I am able to enjoy skydiving and the thrill of gravity that He has graciously given to us. Pretty much everyone at the dropzone has noticed that I live my life differently from the normal party animals that surround the skydiving world. I challenge all who are a Christian to join the CSA and spread the love of Christ. Eternal salvation is a BIG deal when participating in a risky sport such as skydiving. I am not afraid to go in or bounce, because my heart is with the Lord and I know I would be to if that were to happen. Where are you going? Think about that... Pornolized: I am a fingering member of the CSA. I personally think it is a fisting great organization as far as skydiving goes. Unfortunately no, there are not many sex fights who get up and go to church. When I am not working at the DZ, I do however. There are a screwing few little perks to being a fucking member of the barfing CSA. You get a thrusting nifty little patch, and at many boogies, they will gather and organize some raids just for CSA members. I live my life spanking to the Word. I live for Christ alone. He is my passion, and through Him, I am able to enjoy cocksucking and the entering thrill of gravity that He has graciously given to us. Pretty much everyone at the dropzone has titty fucked that I live my life differently from the normal party asslicks that surround the banging world. I challenge all who are a ballbusting Christian to join the CSA and spread the love of Christ. Eternal salvation is a BIG deal when unclefucking in a risky sport such as skydiving. I am not afraid to go in or bounce, because my heart is with the motherfucking Lord and I know I would be to if that were to happen. Where are you going? Think about that...

Hey, you forgot "who cares" in your choices.....

I have no idea, but it makes me sick. I hope someone on the show sues him for being the self-proclaimed "fat naked fag" that he is. I really cant believe that it is accepted on everyone's part, and I hope he gets slammed for it. Fuckin wierdo.

The next time you are at the DZ, you should release your main before packing and place that thing on your risers. Then just toss it over your shoulder and see how people react. Have your buddie next to you go in on it with you so you can really fuck with newbies/whuffo's.