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My brothers reserve coming out after he chopped. Simple as that.

Well, you should have come down last month with the whole gang. We were doing 10-13 loads a day. And when it got windy, we went to Key West in the Otter instead. Oh well, theres always next time. Ian, Jim will be in Deland tomorrow for some bigway HD's.

Ian, Hey. I'm not sure hes going to go back thru Georgia. Hes stuck, in a good way, in FL right now. His new home DZ is SoBe. I'll tell him you said "hi". Later

Hey Rocket, As many have already stated, coaching is a great way to shorten the learning curve. Unfortunately its really expensive. I am lucky enough to have a brother that is a rather talented freeflyer and I get all my coach jumps free. If you have no cash for the coaching, I can only reccomend one thing. Flower exits. Use this exit for every 2 or 3 way you can. When you come off the hill, just rotate to a sit and enjoy the rest of the dive HU. If you do this for a summer, you will be amazed how much more comfortable you will be on your head. As Blinco said, be really careful who you go out with if you are doing 2 way HD and the other person isn't a coach. Its not that they are not a good freeflyer, but might no be used to avoiding an unguided missle that slams on its air brakes with no warning. When a guy like Blinco takes the time to respond, I'd listen. Be careful dude, and choose your 2 way partners carefully.

Give Ron a kick in the nuts for me will ya? Fat Fuck.

Bah......get a bike that you can grow with.

This movie has just taken the new 1st place for the most depressing movie I have ever seen. Awesome movie, but damn......don't see it if you are in a bad place.

That was the most entertaining tandem vidoes I have ever seen. The HD camera guy with his feet on the chest of the student.....truly amazing.

One of my new rig the day I got it. Next of the weekend I broke it in.

First of all I would like to state that I am an avid hunter and own many many firearms. I mostly bow hunt for all my big game. I only kill what I can eat and I never take more than I need. That video of the lion hunt infuriates me so much I can barely stand it. I have never understood the reason for trophy hunting for the mere ACT of killing the animal just to either show it off, or put another scratch on your buttstock. Its shit like that that gives the animal rights people ammunition and its just unfuckingacceptable. "Hunters" that kill non-game animals for trophys are doing it for some fucked up lack of manhood. "Tracking" they called it. Since when do you have to "track" the King of the Jungle? As if its really scared of humans. Any fucking idiot with money can go to Africa and get within 50 yards of a lion. If the really wanted a challenge they would hunt gazelles with a bow. Fucking pussies. Its too bad the lion didn't disembowl that "hunter" on his way by. Its too bad that the lion gave the fucker some scars, cause you just know that he will show those off as a badge of honor. Its too bad that this kind of killing is legal.

I wouldn't say all moderators.....some are the one's primarily responsible for all of these religious and political threads.... see post #14. Again post #14. Dont believe me...just look that the posts started by these 2.

You mean like BillVon and Quade?

Hah....ready for this...? name was SexJerky Yup....SexJerky. If you ever listened to Mark and Brian in Los Angles...you'd get it. I was a sweet and chewy stick of SexJerky. What was your nick?

I was such a CS junkie. I started playing it during the very first beta versions came out. Years before they even had it in stores. I belonged to a clan called Seattle Vaginal Exuberance. It consumed my life for more hours that I will never get back. What made me quit? Skydiving. The day I came back from completing my AFF, I logged on for one last session. After killing my usual newbies and bitches with some serious AWP'in and sneak-up knifings, I told everyone that I was out.....for good. I closed the game, deleted several gigs of maps and the game, and broke my half-life disk into pieces. It was the only way I could do it, cold ass turkey. I'm tellin you people....that game is fucking EVIL. It consumed all of my spare and not so spare time. Now skydiving consumes all of my spare time instead. Fuck....at least CS was free....

Wow, that is the exact same video that was from Eloy's boogie. Crazy. I didn't know you jumped at kapow......we should hook up some time this spring and summer. Edit: nevermind...mesquite boogie......I should really read better....

Hey, that was my buddies canopy. Peter Konrad. We were first 2 out of the Skyvan at Eloy for the cross country. Doing acrobatic exits. He said "as soon as I pitched, I knew I was fucked." Crossfire 119's dont like unstable deployments. Yeah, I was going to try to snag it too, but I passed it a couple of times and it was going so damn fast that it freaked me out. Thought I would leave it to someone else as I looked above me and there were 4-5 others in brakes waiting for a chance to snag it. We never found the freebag as Peter went terminal after chopping, so I never even saw it. PS.....dont go terminal, (as if I had to tell you). Owch.

Ahahahahhhhaaaa......I thought the same thing. After I had that frontal labotomy, I dont have the cravings for CS anymore. If I didnt quit that damn game....I think my wife was going to AWP me in the head.

Every freeflying video I watch............ Except the ones that suck....

Ok, so I have read every post in this thread to make sure I wasnt doing anything wrong....but I cant get any of your links to work. The one with the ver at the end first says that there is an error, then goes to a search engine. The original site domain goes to a Fedora Test Core Page.....whatever the hell that is.

May I suggest one of these... http://www.motorcycle-superstore.com/item.aspx?style=207&department=208&Division=2

could you please make a quarter turn to your right?

AAnnnnnnnnnnnnd, it happened again. Same conditions, but this time, we left earlier in the day. I think it was something like 2pm at takeoff. It costed a little more this time as the first time they lost money on the deal since it was the first time. We had a cab waiting for us at the airport, which took us to the middle of town. Were going to rent mopeds, but instead embarked on a pub crawl. Many beers and rum drinks later, and too many SoBe bumperstickers stuck to count, we watched the sunset on the water with Corona's in hand. Yes, with lime. Walked back into town and hit a couple more bars, got dinner, and met back at the airport around 10:30PM. Some of us rather sacked. All in all, what a great experience and what great people SoBe has. Sorry suckers......

Uh, Mark.....I got in 8 jumps on Sun. It was better than Sat. My bro got in 10 jumps on Sun. Either you need to pack faster, or not spend so much time walking back from the HIGHWAY! You own beer and pizza dude...... You cannot hide from SoBeits!!!!!

1:9:8 1: One jump and then got winded out. What then.....oh...I guess well just take the Otter down to Key West for the day. Man....that was horrible I tell you. Haha........underprivledged suckers..... 9: on Sat. HD's and big ways......starting at 11:30 no less....after sleeping in from Key West and that hangover. 8: On Sun.....starting at 1PM. Hey had to sleep in from the evening prior in West Palm Beach. Talk about a party town. Woe is me..... Skydive SoBe.......no where in the world will you get such opportunity, aircraft, and people in one place. Yeah, its that good.

The only thing that I can think of is that they dont want to touch that nasty thing. I NEVER flush ANYTHING with my hands. I always use my foot. And I always use an ass gasket, either a production model or a homemade TP one. Some might get irritated that I use my foot, but if they washed their nasty ass hands, it wouldn't be an issue. Here's another note. Most people wash thier hands AFTER holding their Jewel of the Nile, but thats only half the protection that you are giving yourself. Ok, I know where my dick has been...but I have no idea where my hands have been. Since most out there are germ ridden nasty ass pigs...I will most likely touch something that some guy did just after he took a mountain shit in the local 7-11, ya know, the kind that looks like it was ran through a drywall sprayer. So here is what I do, wash hands, pee or (insert bodily function here), flush with foot, expend paper towels and leave hanging, wash hands and leave water running, wipe hands with towels, turn off water, and open door with same towel, toss towel on floor behind door. Done. Yeah, some might say I have a touch of OCD, and thats ok. At least my hands dont have someone elses shit or piss on them. PS. did you know the average person touches thier face 40 time an hour without even realizing it? Mmmmm.... all those fecal coliforms on your lips......