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I have a full face and put fragile stuff inside. I wrap my camera in some t-shirts and put it inside. It protects it from breakage and makes it harder for the baggage handlers to find and steal. (Any airport in Florida requires a little thought about valuables)

Volkswagen is building a plant in Chattanooga, TN. 2,000 jobs.

A news clip to be added to the roster... clicky Now... they aren't doing this because people may be offended. I'm betting that the people at his birthday party are going to be ok with it. With all the stuff that kids go through, why would you give them a name like that? The best quote? Sure, he should be really popular. I'll bet the first thing he does when he turns 18 is change his name. Umm... yeah. Probably not mentioned in the baby-names book. He just liked the name? Then how did the little sister get her name? It'll be an adventure to find a baker to print that one on a birthday cake too. I knew a guy who named his German Shepherds Adolf and Eva. It was funny for almost one day. You'll be reading about this guy again.

Playdough? Nah. Cookie dough, now I could go for that. I don't know about a meat scent, but, 'fess up, who hasn't started the evening with a good slathering of bbq sauce at some time? However, the meat scent might work. The local women who try to pick up NASCAR fans at the track will put a little 30wt behind their ears.

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Canada Canada is just around the corner. What better way to disappear from the prying eyes of US police agencies than to never enter the US again? No investigation. After a few years, launder the money and vacation in Calif. What better reason than to have a bunch of training and no job? Nigeria, Ghana and Tanzania. Visiting those places would give you a tan. Being let go after years of service would give you a grudge. Years in the Canadian army would give you the training.

In order to accommodate the tracking dives, can we expand the landing area a little?

That works if "dinner and a movie" means nine shots of tequila and some porn on tv.

Perhaps that's why he's in FL and she's in VA Yep. Mom in VA doesn't understand how FL works. FL is the original "What happens in FL, stays in FL" Every weekend there is a new crop of vacationers from Ohio and Michigan. Ready to party, and no one from home knows what goes on. He found out that he can stay single and get a new lobster from the tank each weekend. Mom would not approve.

trade I suppose that it depends on the quality of the squirrels. (see attachment)

Sounds like the perfect set up for the cops "I'm a horny 14 year old teen" sting. There are people who have had profiles on the dating websites for a couple of years, with no success. I foresee a flood of replies from that crowd.

Christmas mother-in-law ...and the last time he got laid was after a Carpenters concert. The outdoors? The mountains? Outgoing and passionate? It's Osama Bin Laden. Ah... the exciting life of software geek AND employee of the month? I'm suprised that he needs his moms help. Damn... employee of the month. ...wait a minute... a son? Perhaps we weren't clear enough. He will meet all of them? Ruh-roh. Haven't had a date since the Nixon administration? Former Miss June of the 1981 Krispi-Kreme calendar? Local holder of the one-room apartment cat-population record? We have the man for you.

1. Always tell them as you put it on the belt, "This is a parachute." The response is usually, "Yes, we've seen them before." because they wish to be cool. 2. Carry the TSA rules for parachute inspection that can be found on the USPA website. 3. Carry the Cypres diagram card. 4. Be polite, but don't volunteer, "Hey, here it is. Go ahead and swab it." You'll sound a little "too prepared". 5. They will just swab it and let you continue on.

People in the South don't count Grant as a president. He is still regarded as a war criminal.

Grant; & I believe Wilson? Question: Who's buried in Grant's tomb ? (Hint: the tomb is in NYC, so unless you're trying to say NYC isn't American soil, or else that the body is entombed above ground level...) Wilson's buried in the US, why wouldn't he be ? Trick question Living past-presidents are not buried in US soil, or anywhere. (With the exception of Clinton, but I will omit any references to intern jokes.) I hear that Obama is putting Bill in his cabinet, to put 10,000 comedians back to work.

12 gauge pump action shotgun with an 18" barrel and regular stock. Maybe a Mossberg 590 with the 8-round magazine. IMPORTANT Note: Check the local laws before following anyones advice here. In Florida, shotgun barrels must be 20" to be legal. I believe that pistol grips (no stock) may be illegal also. Call the local PD and explain the situation. Ask for some extra patrols. Don't buy a gun unless you understand the consequences of pointing it. You don't have to go lethal. A couple of rounds in the leg will slow him down and hold him for the local PD. Online, people can talk pretty casually about things, but at 2am in your living room, it is real and different. It's not a video game and you know it.

+10 to Jason, your a good friend of mine who offered a lot of emo support thru some rough times for me, you're a great guy, the lucky girl will cross your path in due time....

Carter, too! All good answers. I was trying to remember if we regard Carter as alive or dead. "We've tried to bury him, but the body keeps moving."

Name 2 presidents who are not buried in US soil.

My dads story was this: They were coming back after bombing Bizerte. 7 hours in the air. Everyone followed the lead plane with its lead navigator... who apparently got lost. When lost and running out of fuel, Standard Operating Procedure is to ditch the planes. If you can land them in unknown territory, the planes may fall into unfriendly hands. So, they spotted a town and bailed out. The last two to bail out were the pilot and co-pilot. They were in a mountainous area, at night. (When the co-pilot exited, they were pretty low. He got linestretch, swung once, and hit - breaking his leg.) My dad walked towards town carrying his parachute. There was an arab guard at the town gate. My dad woke him up and asked for directions to the police station. He pointed him down the road and went back to sleep. (The guard was supposed to be on the lookout for German paratroops.) One crew member landed in town and went through the roof of a house, causing quite a stir. The next day, the crew got together and went to find the co-pilot. They had to carry a litter up to him and carry him back down. It took a week until they could be picked up and returned to their base. They tried to keep a low profile because the locals weren't necessarily on any particular side.

Well, that clears it up. Everyone... we can all go home. So, we have gone from mythical people to cartoon people. This is progress because we have their names. The "secret" news is still the standard. Cartoon people who are about to reveal "secret" information. I just can't wait.

You've got three problems. 1. You've got the virus and you need to remove it. 2. It has probably infected the registry and will reload itself. 3. No one will believe that you didn't sign up for the BSDM. There are lots of free anti-virus programs (some of them are viruses - yes, this is fun). To disable the product in the registry, I use RegCure. It is easy to understand. Try not to spend a lot of the bondage products.

"I'll like a dozen donuts and a cup of coffee... not that I'm bragging..." the no-pants lane I don't think that New York is quite as classy a place as they claim it is. "Welcome to Dunkin' Yo' Nuts, may I take your order?" However, the booking officer bet that she could eat the last two donuts without using her hands.

This is just one of those conversations that you expect... answering the phone... "Hi" "You sound out of breath." "I was just putting out the cat." "The cat didn't want to go out?" "No, I mean that I was putting out the cat because the cat-urine cleaner caught fire and lit the cat." "So, how's the carpet?" "You know that we were waiting for a good time to replace it?" "Yeah." "Now's a good time."

Even as a kid, we all knew that adults had to go to work. Also, we knew that they couldn't just drop everything and come home and play with us. I'm thinking that if another adult doesn't understand that, you don't need to worry about them.