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Everything posted by PLFKING
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Which is only fitting. EVERY night's a short night for Karen.
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No shit ? Congratulations ! When are you due ? Do you know who the father is ? Don ps.... To my chagrin, I had to look up the definition of misanthrope. It fits you well. "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I remember the first time i called Square1 to order a canopy and actually talked to the famous skybytch. I called her once too, to order a ProTrack and a T-shirt. I remember thinking that she wasn't nearly as mean on the phone as she was in these forums, but then realized she was just being nice to sell me something. She also talked me out of that Velocity 96 I wanted to order with only 35 jumps.
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"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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FYI....."put some south in your mouth" is also slang for asking someone to perform oral sex on you. Just saying.....
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New rules for job hunting (from a cranky job seeker)
PLFKING replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire
A previous CEO of mine once sent out a monthly newsletter that was eye-catchingly titled "10 Tenants to Live By." He didn't take too kindly to my offer to proofread his future writings. -
Floyd Mayweather gets $20 million to fight at Wrestlemania
PLFKING replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
George Foreman would probably be a bigger draw than Mayweather, plus he's already got acting experience. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
Personally, I'd be asking Jack for his autograph, not running away from him. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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But, by not posting in Introductions, you missed out on the welcoming hug and kiss from Skymama. Your loss.
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Well, at least he didn't punch out one of the opposing players........ Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Simply a case of misplaced aggression. What REALLY pissed him off was the rumor that he is being replaced by the West Virginia women's basketball coach. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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It sure seems like that would be true. But....it can't be....can it ? Wasn't this whole site created under the premise that this ISN"T no damn democracy ? Was there a coup I missed ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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All of a sudden ??
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I've become a pretty big fan of Ellen's show during my last 2+ months of unemployment. As much as I enjoy it, I'd rather not have the time and opportunity to watch. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Just be grateful it wasn't the voices again.
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News Radio was too cool. My favorite was when Bill was trying to stop smoking, and he told Matthew to "....just zip your sniviling little lip and HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUTTA HERE !! "
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I apologize in advance if I sicken anyone to the degree that I was. In the early 80s, I was a supervisor in a furniture plant, and I was yelling at a woman who worked on the line, trying to get her attention. After hollering 3 or 4 times, I asked one of the girls beside me to go get her for me. She went down, tugged on the girl's arm to get her attention, and brought her over. When I asked why she couldn't hear me, she said she thought she had something in her ear. I looked, but all I could see was something black ( I thought it might be a piece of wood or something), so I told her to go into the restroom and see if she could get it out......if not, I'd send her to the nurse. I asked the second girl to go with her. The second girl, who was African-American, come back out about two minutes later, and her face was as pale as mine. Yep.......not only a cockroach, but a DEAD cockroach. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Look.....there's something shiny over there on those train tracks........you should go check it out....... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Fixed it for you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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...but not like in prison, right ? Sorry I picked on you, but wildblue's never around any more, Jessica cries when I pick on her, and Phree would ban me if I poked fun at him. You're kind of my "whipping-boy" by default. I'll try to keep it to a minimum, so as not to hurt your fragile feelings. Or you could just grow a set, and take it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Thanks for the pic.....it's nice to know that skreamer is still jumping. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Surely some student would flash for a free altimeter. I commend your actions, but you should get something out of it.
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When I met him, I secretly thought that the smiley face was an improvement. Then I hoped he'd make one for Remi.
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I'm not sure if I should say Congratulations or not . . .
PLFKING replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
I thought that sound was a jet, but it was just your comment sailing over Clint's head. -
I was more interested in the "There are millions of women with no G spot" article. NOW they tell me. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."