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"K - U - N - T -- where the cums just keep on hitting...." Don

Which university ? I know it isn't Texas, or A&M, or Texas Tech, or SMU, or TCU, or Houston, or North Texas State...... I like "DZPrincess".

Is that an African lion, or a European lion ? Don

"Scrappy" is a dog's name !!! How 'bout "Yzerwoman" ?

4 : 2 : 2 First jump in new jumpsuit -- man, having booties makes a HUGE difference ! First experience with "hot oil" massage

Sitting here in mine right now.....this thing is very comfortable. Even though I've been told I "track like a rocket", I usually do have some trouble with moving forward to a formation.....I'm sure having booties now will help. Can't wait to try it out this weekend....I'm going to try to blow up some formations using the patented "AggieDave Powerdock" maneuver....

I lucked out and got my Michigan suit today....a mere 5 weeks and 3 days after ordering. It REALLY looks good, too....hats off to Mike ! Don

Not a problem, hon. Skybytch, please disregard my request to have Jess banned from posting due to her foul mouth.

I'm guessing that answers my question..... Don

So when did Sangiro start handing out titles based on penis length ? Hey, Jess ! Could someone I know and admire be a little jealous ?? How are the Stars doing in the playoffs ? Don

I would post to this thread, but I'm afraid of contracting any of the diseases you sick, unmoralistic, degenerate prostitutes are incubating in your filthy, putrid bodies....... You post-whores disgust me.

Well, James, just be patient....I'm sure Richard will show up eventually.... Don

Damn....JT's a lot shorter than I thought ! (didn't know he had four legs, either.....)

I came in late and didn't read the whole thread......is Quade implying that that moron Bush is having an affair with Faith Hill ?? Don "Well, then....wot if 'e gripped it by the husk...."

Great news, Sin ! Has it been 9 months already ? ( God, my life is just flying by....) Don "Far beyond these castle walls, Where I thought I heard Tiresias say, 'Life is never what it seems, And every man must meet his destiny.' "

Thanks, Seth.....found a couple on Enclave to check out. Don " Life ain't got me so far, and I ain't gonna let it stop me now."

Phree... IS there a listing of non-USPA dzs ? And if so, where would I find it ? There are 3 USPA dzs I go to....unfortunately they are all a 2+ hour drive away. I'd love to find someplace closer, if possible. Don

Damn, dude, this isn't good......I ordered my Michigan suit 4 weeks ago, and Tony originally told me about 2-3 weeks. Sigh. Don

Okay, that's it. I'm going to kill you now.... Don

I'm a swallow. (but it didn't specify whether I was African or European, or laden or unladen, or carrying a coconut or not.) Don

Hey Newbie.... There are tons of good info and insights on HH's site........I think anyone new to the sport should read and make use of the opportunities to ask questions here. Also, if I was a DZO, I would make Poynter's book mandatory reading. However, there is a huge difference between listening to answers and taking those answers as the gospel truth. I would strongly urge you to listen to your JM, and your JM only. He's the one most cognizant of your skills ; he's the one who is responsible for your safety until you are off student status, and working towards that first license. A lot of the instances brought up here are flukes (my story of the plane hitting the canopy was one -- I haven't talked to any diver that had ever heard of that happening before, or since). Your JM is trying to train you on what is most likely to happen to you (not that anything is LIKELY to, statistically-wise). I would hate to see you confused by some of the statements here......you have to realize that the vast majority of posters are already licensed, and are the only ones responsible for their own safety. They've also had more time to think about what can happen, have heard more stories of things that went wrong and opinions to deal with them, have had friends go through some weird shit and heard how they dealt with it, etc......they're going to have procedures based on many jumps or many years in the sport, whereas you're still a babe in the woods. But that's okay, because we were all in the same boat at one time. Listen to your JM.......ask questions of your JM. Even when you ask questions here, talk them over with your JM also. He's trying to teach you without overwhelming you, so it's to be expected that you aren't going to cover everything that could possibly go wrong....he's trying to teach you enough to keep you alive. Listen to your JM. Don

Texas is way too big for one state......I'm surprised Congress hasn't split it into 4 or 5 states by now, so they could get even more Congressmen and Representatives to help overpopulate Washington even more. When I was in college, 2 friends and I drove from Tennessee to California to visit their relatives for 3 weeks -- with a stop to meet some friends from Colorado in Juarez. We hit Texarkana a little before dusk (driving straight through) and didn't get to El Paso until after sunup. It was like being in a timewarp or something.... Don

This is true. But Texans learn relatively fast (considering the size of their brains), and once you show them how to shift out of second gear..........

Baaaaa....baaaaaaa (oops....sorry.....that's the way CLAY says "I love you"...) (or...."I love ewe....") Don