PLFKING

Looks like she's a professional who is trying to regain her amateur status.....

Hahahahahahahahahahaha !!

Thanks, Justin.....had forgotten that training technique. Also, maybe the pumpkins help cushion the blow...... Don

Wouldn't this result in massive head injuries (if everyone did a 360 degree circle and then flew straight into one another ? Or are Aggies just that tough ?)

I thought this was pretty good.....some of the titles are quite "Python-esque". (and there's even a reference to an axis that Justin, Clay, and Will would be proud to join.....) ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM "AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL" Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form "Axis of Somewhat Evil"; Other Nations Start Own Clubs Beijing - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil" Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. "Axis of Evil" members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a real dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils...best at being evil...we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool." THE AXIS PANDEMIC International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda, and Myanmar (Burma) in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia, and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics"; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America", while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the "Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay'", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

You aren't going to become another "Spectre230". are you ? Don

No.........(you're probably dreaming about Justin and Will again...) but my coach did "cram" me one time when I stepped in front of a shot of his......INTENSE pain for about 30 minutes.... Don

Hahaha ! My college soccer coach told me about doing that when he was a teen -- I thought he was just pulling my leg ! (guess I should have asked Clay last time I saw him....) Don

Can someone call my boss and tell him I had to go home and change my underwear ? Jess just scared the shit out of me..... Texas HAS to be that large.....that way we keep most of the crazies out of the other 49.....and any extras are shipped off to Clay's house. Don

Oh, God....not ANOTHER Texan !

Damn, Seth, my bad....I blew right past it. Just another sign of my progressing senility, I guess. On a happier note, the fact that we're on the same wavelength on this merely affirms that you are also one of the coolest dudes on the planet (or above it). Don

Damn, those Aggies are quick ! I figured I'd be the only one on here old enough to remember it. Don

"It's time to play the music, It's time to light the lights...." I used to part-time DJ in college, and this song always opened my show........and for some unknown reason, it's always running through my head when I climb out on the strut. Bonus points if you can name the song. (I'm guessing Speedy can name it in 4 seconds...) Don

Actually, Andrea has TERRIFIC canopy skills. Why, last time I jumped with her, she tried to flare right into the doorway of a taxi-ing plane.....she would have made it, too, except he stopped, and she overshot him.

Glad to hear it, Pyker. Don

Yes......several times. Any other questions ? Don

I agree with Lisa on this. When I first started hanging out here 2 years ago, I was impressed by the fact that total strangers would answer my questions with such depth and good humor, even though they had to have heard the same questions a million times. Although i don't have hardly any time to post anymore, I still lurk........and y'all always put a smile on my face at some point of the day. What a great group of people.....and you're as much fun in person, as well. I've met about 10 dz.commers, and count myself lucky to have done so. (wait.........must..remove..Clay..from..this..list..) I've met about 9 dz.commers, and ........

She may have discovered a cure for constipation....."extraction by vacuum". (just think.......no more straining ! )

Congrats, David ! (now who gets first crack at the family credit card, for purchasing new gear ?)

Kinda like putting the fox in charge of the henhouse....... (maybe they can keep FFF from tearing up the joint.)

No.....I think you started laughing after seeing one of my landings ! Don

Sarcasm doesn't work on Clay, as he has no discernable sense of humor.

Typical woman (nothing but bytch, bytch, bytch.....