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  1. kansasskydiver
    That's not the story I heard. I recall you telliong someone you'd call them back cause you had to "DO" something, then turned off your phone and "went to bed" So should I be asking what it was you had to "DO" or what you DID?
  2. kansasskydiver
    Hey, didn't y ou ask me if I got home before or after you last night when in fact I walked you home??? Was that cause you were a bit too drunk to remember what you did last night??? So shouljdn't I be asking YOU that question?
  3. kansasskydiver
    Well duh, of course I can't fit through the doggy door shorty
  4. kansasskydiver
    Ya know, I'd tell you duck as i throw something at you, but you're practically on the floor already being so short
  5. kansasskydiver
    Was that her mom who told you that, ya know, cause she's a physcologist and all heheh But seriously, are you gonna eat that or should i?
  6. kansasskydiver
    Who you gonna tell? Psyco chick so she can come give me, and YOU a spanking?
  7. kansasskydiver
    here's MY pink dolphin for ya
  8. kansasskydiver
    Turn to your right dude...
  9. kansasskydiver
    It's a secret, if we told you, we'd have to kill you
  10. kansasskydiver
    Hey, I told you not to bring up the monkeys... I had a REALLY bad experience with Shakiro in brazil... And the pink dolphins
  11. kansasskydiver
    I'm sorry, I don't get to have wild freaky monkey sex all the time like you do...
  12. kansasskydiver
    Hey, I told you, THAT'S my lazy eye asshole!
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    Well personally, this is what I thought of the movie... I think we need to stop and think about the movie and try to put it into 3 categories of who wrote the movie and why they are who they are. Dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes not but really isn't that a great line from the movie heheheh
  15. kansasskydiver
    24 in a row before i missed
  16. kansasskydiver
    SL is a progression that takes you to the certification Almost every dropzone has some sort of progression that you can advance through
  17. kansasskydiver
    Nope that wasn't me that shot the video for the weather man, though I would have loved to. I'm the one with the wild and crazy long red hair
  18. kansasskydiver
    I was at the boogie and was shooting video. Too bad you weren't one of the ones I shot, however I know Chris and am glad you had a great time. He's a really great guy, funny and very professional. He really brought out a lot of humor to the jumps I did with him and made for some awesome video. I'll be sure to pass the word along to him next time I talk/see him and let him know he brought in another skydiver to the sport. As for where you made the jump etc, LSPC is a great club, I know them all personally and am great friends with them all. Our club and theirs help eachother out with our boogies and any advice/ideas that come about throughout the season. You couldn't be in any better hands if you're going to continue through the SL progression at Weeping Water. Enjoy it, it'll change your life. Blue skies, Chris (the vidiot not your tandem master)
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    Tony, Glad you had a great time. I'm not the same Chris you did your tandem with, however I did most of my videos with him. He really is a great guy and fun to jump with as well. Really brought a lot of humor to the videos. Glad you've decided to stick with it and hopefully you get your video soon. I looked and you weren't on my list of videos that went out today, so you must have done your jump with another jumper. For LSPC, we really did have a great time. I sent Frank and email with the likes and dislikes of it. All the dislikes were out of your hands anyways, like the wind so don't worry. The band kicked ass, the Otter and King air kicked ass, the food was awesome, the shower was HOT and not busy, RV hookups were free, manfiest rocked. You guys all put on a great show. Thanks for the time, you can put me down for video already for next year. See you at freaks
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    I'm an instructor, I kinda have to
  21. kansasskydiver
    Had a great time guys. thanks for putting on the show
  22. kansasskydiver
    we're leaving at 5am to beat the heat in the bus. See you guys around 9-10 or so
  23. kansasskydiver
    Should be at lake wales and the army/air force is competing in everything, so good luck. There are no more test events, they all count towards the overall score. I had a blast the 2 years I went, but would rather go to the holiday boogie now instead. If you've never competed though it's worth it
  24. kansasskydiver
    That's a huge tube, much bigger than the one you were jumping over memorial day. Be carefull, it can mess with your deployments and fly you a bit more than a little one can/will glad to heqr you're back to jumping again chris
  25. kansasskydiver
    just come and party, that's what i did my first year