kansasskydiver

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  1. yeah, so i could beat your balls around whenever i get pissed at ya
  2. Hey, you shoulda gotten the foozball table then... errr maybe not, those have polls not holes hahahah
  3. ahhh back. just had to puke cause my roommate is being all lovey dovey on the phone with his gf. it's sick, he's got one hand down his pants and the other is petting the dog
  4. I didnt even know you were into that, this opens the door to many possibilities Oh dude, I've been watching, you just haven't known about it
  5. That wasn't a show for the campground, just for you, we know you've been wanting to watch.... Oh I got to watch it all right, later on DV. Do you want a copy of it? $100 bucks, I have 5 copies, how many you want
  6. were ya too drunk to remember you didn't get bud lite, it's bud heavy? And, I need you, I want you, oh baby oh baby
  7. errr, i guess that'd be the ceiling to you wouldn't it?
  8. Did you just drop pizza on the floor?
  9. Did you just seriously ask your gf is she's that slow at everything? Based on the show you guys put on for the camp ground in NE, she didn't look like she's slow at ANYTHING
  10. You're just jaalous we're not making fun of you
  11. Tell me about the penis mightier
  12. We're in a room, and actually there are many rooms in the house. I could make it interesting and take my laptop upstairs instead of sitting bitchslap length away from him
  13. Which you bought me by the way... Thank you, I love it
  14. Nope, I'm just gonna go upstairs and play with my sword
  15. Yeah, cause it used to be yours and in order to adjust it for my "normal" height, i had to put a hole in the floor
  16. If I do, you know I'll just eat it all and leave nun for you
  17. You're taking too long to reply, not getting enough oxygen down there?
  18. Dude, that's just low... You know I love throwing her in the lake when she screams screw me screw me!!!!
  19. Dude, you know it's your sister that works for me right?
  20. You're just jealous cause I have an assistant and you don't And I don't know if I want to know but, how do you know what shit feels like, or again, should I be taking the dog to the hospital
  21. Well, did you smell like shit this morning?