kansasskydiver

You haven't seen my corn swooping video now have you

In skydiving, you dont' lose your gf/bf... You just lose your turn And yes, I'm single

Let me know if I can help, we've got the party bus and I have some rather interesting videos I can provide for the party. If you've seen my end of year dvd you'll understand. The last base jump video effect

Sucks that nationals is the same weekend

Hey I'd never seen it either...

"Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse"

"Psychics wanted. You know where you apply"

"sex is like air. you really don't care about it unitl you're not getting any"

YES!!! Porn kitty will be there! I promise I'll keep my dog away from your cat

So who's going this year? 25 yr aniversary, parties every night, food, the beer truck and some jumping too. New shower facilities, $1 jumps (rumor) and more. Labor day weekend, the whole KS crew will be there with the bus of course. So let's start the list: Kansasskydiver

didn't work either

XP all the service packs are up to date as well. I'm having all kidns of problems. I restored my message boards, it restores the DB but won't read from it.

they are within my server directory, though not in use. I tried deleting through the cmd line and safemode. Neither would work. I can't delete from the cmd line because the first 2 directories have no name, just blank. Then the other ones have a space, like R 23781 so I can't do a change directory. What's even more of a pain in the ass is, my message board went down at 11:55. I posted a message on their boards requesting help, by 12:09 i had been bit again... So I find it a bit too convienent considering I don't have my message board location posted on my profile, would have been a direct ip grab. Assholes

My server was hacked into again... I'm about to the pointof taking it down, but I think I've found the problem and where it's coming from. Other than that, they've left behind about 2 gigs of crap and it won't let me delete. Says "Cannot delete: Cannot read from source file or disk" Does anyone know a way around this? I'd really like to free up the 2 gigs. Thanks, and yes, my firewalls are on, FTP is off, hardware firewall on my router. It's a problem with my message board

holly shit i see it too!!! Who's gonna sell the pic on ebay?

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=165265 I can play like this guy, really I can...

sweet place, know some people there and have a good friend who jumps out there. it'd be worth your time trust me. i'm sure you'll hear more from actual jumpers here shortly. Mox Cohn was there coaching for free this weekend I heard and the Orange boogie is coming up

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer ! and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4! Can I watch them? ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great! With what? ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOTT: You click the blue "1". COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue "1". COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"! ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that Word is real one? ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START".......

Oh man... Beer flash hehe. I remember over the 4th of July weekend ordering 15 shots from Laura and telling her to line em up! Then 3 of us went to town on them. One guy tried to pass 2 of them off to others, to only have them replaced yet again hehe. They were awesome that night and I can only assume they're still as good. Say hi to everyone up there, especially Laura Edit: Oh and sorry I couldn't help save the boobies this weekend, if I had known, I would have ordered more last weekend to make up for em hehe Thanks for the good shots

Mine weighs just under 8lbs. Voodoo flat top, pc100 (no box), digital rebel/elan 7, 28-55mm lense, cam eye 2, blow and tounge switch, site. honestly i don't think it's that bad at all. i jumped a modified protec with a hockey chin cup on it before i got this helmet. it weighed less, but the CG on my new helmet is much better, and it's a tight fit, so it just feels like it's part of my head. Granted I haven't had a hard opening (knock on wood!) i've never experienced any discomfort and have flown with it on all types of dives, except birdman.

My dog ate my avatar I SWEAR!

Don't fall bad

"A camel is just a big version of a sheep right?"

"Ok, who put this damn hat on me?