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Running TrendMicro PC-Cillin 2003 with router/firewall.. Keeping my fingers crossed I can avoid this one. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

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This may be the first time I have seen the words "Woody in bed" without "NSFW" somewhere else in the message. Great looking puppy by the way. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Your new menubar is most certain to have other "uses" that you are unaware of. You can get a really good spyware detector/remover called Adware. It can be found on many download sites. HERE is a list of them. This is a free application that the authors (Lavasoft) hope you will like enough to purchase the add on modules. It works really well I might add. This is just one of the things I keep handy for those rat bastard muther fockers piece of #%^& ahahhhhhhhh. Have a nice day. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

PD 7-cell baby. Those two other cells are like training wheels aren't they? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

I did a quick search and did not find this mentioned on the forums. Hop this is new info... Reading the latest PC Mag I saw an announcement for the DejaView recording system. http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,111236,00.asp While this may or may not replace traditional cams in the air I did think it was cool enough for us non-camera flyers to look into. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

I choose the second option since I somehow doubt I would be able to get a blowjob, presumably from a women [just to clear that up right now], and convince my wife it was not sex. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

>> Sorry man. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Thanks for all the laughs, you will me missed. Blue Skies!

You don't own a pet rabbit do you? I would run like she had the F'in plague man... She sounds like a strange biotch. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

What ever the slogan, the car would be pink with a white "rag top".. I appologize in advance for the ration of #$^@ I am sure to get for that one. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Damn, Nathaniel beat me to it. Congrats man, ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

"Toys" you say. Damn my mind is just tearing this up. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Long but worth it I believe. A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone. He surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep.""That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep," says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" . "You're a consultant," says the shepherd."Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required," answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew. You answer a question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business." "Now give me back my dog." ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

LAX for the maze like traffic. Dallas for the distance you must travel between gates. Burbank because they take off aimed at the freakin terminal. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Well I've got a cotton ball stuck to my arm and I'm missing a pint of blood. (No Clay, we're not talking sex) I was told by my local blood bank that the Riverside hospital does not accept credits. ??? There is however more O- in supply. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

I am O-, negative CMV, negative Rh and I am due to donate again. (The bank uses my blood for prematue babies) I will donate today and apply it as follows. "credti to Eric Denney. He's at the Riverside County Regional Medical Center at 26520 Cactus Avenue, Moreno Valley, CA 92555 (909) 486-4000. " I am currently at 7½ gallons donated. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

How many male chauvinist does it take to screw in a kitchen light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Perhaps Bettina needs someone to show "her" technique too. I'm sure some process of elimination is called for here. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Looks like you need a bigger fridge. Glad he's all right. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

My thoughts exactly. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Make that a 6 cell variable. It was a PD7-cell 235 and will be on its way to Performance Design tomorrow for a evaluation and possibly a new panel. Or course it could also be a new main by then??? I believe it had about 700 jumps on it but I will need to get with my rigger to be sure as it was his prior. Oh and before I forget... Hey Leroy - fuck you asshole ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Well, I had my first cut away yesterday. Cool jump really, 8 way (1 point), then free fly the rest of the way down. Everyone broke off and tracked, I got nice and stable at about 3500 and pulled by 3000 easy. Nice soft opening with what looked like a simple little end cell closure on the right side. I thought "Oh I can fix this", and proceeded to unstow the break lines and pumped the right side. Giving 2 nice easy tries lead to 2 harder tries and then the right cell simply folded under. The canopy started a quick spin and I was grabbing red and silver. The most beautiful green canopy came out and I had the best landing of my day. Its turns out that my cell tore a 5½ foot hole on the top skin. (crap) But hey, its all good. A case of beer was purchased, gladly, and my rigger was apply rewarded. I was even asked to sign the bottle. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

I quote a friend of mine "Have fun with your wuffo sport" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy

Thank you. How did I know my fellow pervs, ahem, skydivers would know. Thanks man. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy