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It's just a C F G type progression and it spoken more then sung. I don't think it's ever been recorded. Sort of a contry / narative kind of feel to it. Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Don't think I know him, But I will soon!! Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Andy Who? If he used jump at Toogoolawah I may know him/ Whitton or Preston AKA Sarge Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Who is your instructor? Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Well it was the early 80's at Toogoolawah

Yea thet seem to have changed brands since the 80s. Maybee cause VB is easier to spell When I was there we even had XXXX Canopies Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

When I lived in Queenslandthe brand was XXXX Guess they couldn't spell beer Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Who's going to the world Meet in Aussie See ya there Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Sexy!! Gosh I'm Flatered Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

So is his wife Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

RE Sent Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

I've tried sending you a copy of the song in a windows media file but it bounced back at me. No reason given. itdiver@earthlink.net is the address I used? Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

I do have Fat women on a disk (not a very good version, the fat woman doing backing vocals really blew it) Don't know how to get on here. Wouldn't put it out on You tube without Ron's permision. I once played this at a pub here in NZ and had 8 really large girls all singing in a row and dancing along to it. Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Of Course!! FAT WOMEN NOW I’VE DONE SOME EXCITING THINGS IN MY TIME, WELL I’VE ALWAYS LIKE MY THRILLS AND SCARES. I’VE CLIMBED UP MOUNTAINS, JUMPED OFF OF CLIFFS, AND I’VE EVEN WRESTLED GRIZZLY BEARS. WELL I’M TELLING YOU, I’M INTO SOMETHING NEW, MORE EXCITING THEN EVER BEFORE. I’M INTO, FAT WOMEN, BIG JUICY WOMEN, THEY REALLY KNOCK ME TO THE FLOOR. CHORUS I’M INTO THOSE FAT WOMEN, BIG JUICY WOMEN, WELL THEY'RE SUCH A FINE SIGHT TO SEE. THINKING ABOUT ROSE IN A SIZE FORTY PANTY HOSE, SEEMS TO MAKE ME WEAK IN THE KNEES NOTHIN COULD BE FINER, THEN CUDDLING WITH DINA, RELAXING ON A WRINKLE AND A ROLL I’M INTO THOSE FAT WOMEN, BIG JUICY WOMEN, THEY THRILL ME RIGHT THROUGH TO MY TOES WELL MY FAVORITE FAT LADY SHE’S A GIRL NAMED KATIE SHE’S A THREE HUNDRED POUNDER FROM THE SOUTH SHE’S GOT TWELVE YARDS OF SKIN, FOURTEEN DOUBLE CHINS SHE NEEDS A BOOKMARK TO FIND HER MOUTH WELL SHE REALLY MAKES ME SWOON AS SHE STOMPS ACROSS THE ROOM WIGGLING LIKE Jell-O ON A SPOON SHE'LL BE MY FAT WOMAN, BIG JUICY WOMAN. AND KATIE SENDS ME TO THE MOON. CHORUS I’M INTO THOSE FAT WOMEN, BIG JUICY WOMEN, WELL THEY'RE SUCH A FINE SIGHT TO SEE. THINKING ABOUT ROSE IN A SIZE FORTY PANTY HOSE, SEEMS TO MAKE ME WEAK IN THE KNEES NOTHIN COULD BE FINER, THEN CUDDLING WITH DINA, RELAXING ON A WRINKLE AND A ROLL I’M INTO THOSE FAT WOMEN, BIG JUICY WOMEN, THEY THRILL ME RIGHT THROUGH TO MY TOES IT’S HARD TO FIND ME A LOVER, BUT THERE’S SOMETHING BOUT BLUBBER, THAT SENDS A SHIVER UP AND DOWN MY SPINE. DON’T LIKE THEM LIGHT AS A FEATHER, THE HEFTIER THE BETTER, CAUSE FAT MEANS A REAL GOOD TIME. WELL I’LL SPEND MY LIFE SEARCHING, FOR A THOUSAND POUND URCHIN. AND WE’LL GO LURCHING THROUGH THE CHURCH IN THE SPRING AND SHE’LL BE MY FAT WOMAN, BIG JUICY WOMAN WEARING MY HUNDRED POUND RING CHORUS I’M INTO THOSE FAT WOMEN, BIG JUICY WOMEN, WELL THEY'RE SUCH A FINE SIGHT TO SEE. THINKING ABOUT ROSE IN A SIZE FORTY PANTY HOSE, SEEMS TO MAKE ME WEAK IN THE KNEES NOTHIN COULD BE FINER, THEN CUDDLING WITH DINA, RELAXING ON A WRINKLE AND A ROLL I’M INTO THOSE FAT WOMEN, BIG JUICY WOMEN, THEY THRILL ME RIGHT THROUGH TO MY TOES Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Ron sarted back in the 70s about 74 I think. I meet him around 75 at Burnaby DZ during a visit there (I was a Coldwater original) and we had many a great jam sessiion there. He migrated to Gananoque during the 80s, as did I upon returning from Aussie in 87. More great jam sesions around the fire or in the Hangar. His most popular song was Fat Women I still play that one quite a bit over here in NZ and Aussie, and it is always popular to what ever crowd I play it to. Nothing to do with jumping though. Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

How's this SKYDIVING SALLY SKYDIVING SALLY CAN'T YOU TELL, YOU POP THE BUNGEES TO MY BRAIN, YOU CAUSE A TOTAL MAL IN MY NERVE CANAL, AND I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. NO USE A WASTING TIME CONTEMPLATING, WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOUR CHARMS. BUT IF I EVER GET OFF OF THIS STATIC LINE, I'M GOING TO FREE FALL IN TO YOUR ARMS. FIRST TIME I MET YOU, I COULDN'T QUITE FORGET YOU, CAUSE YOU REALLY CAUGHT MY EYE. IN YOUR ADIDAS BOOTS AND YOUR SILLY SUIT, LOOKING LIKE AN ANGEL IN THE DISGUISE. I WAS A FIRST JUMP STUDENT, LORD YOU KNOW I COULDN'T, THINK STRAIGHT FROM THE START. AND WHEN YOU TIGHTENED UP THE STRAP T MY STUDENT PACK, YOU PULLED THE RIPCORD TO MY HEART. SKYDIVING SALLY, CAN'T YOU TELL, YOU GOT ME BLIND DUMB AND DEAF, AND WHEN YOU KISS ME GENTLY ON MY RISER BURNS, IT MAKES MY HEART DO A P.L.F. NO USE A WASTING TIME CONTEMPLATING, WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOUR CHARMS. BUT IF I EVER GET OFF OF THIS STATIC LINE, I'M GOING TO FREE FALL IN TO YOUR ARMS. GLAD YOUR MY BABY, OH YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY, YOUR AS PRETTY AS A STRATO STAR, AND WHEN YOU STOMP THAT DISK YOU CAN BET ON THIS, I LOVE YOU BETTER THEN MY OLD GUITAR. I CAN SEE IT COMING, GOT TO STOP MY RUNNING, AND SETTLE DOWN WHILE I CAN. AND YOU'LL SEE SALLY AND ME AND A WUFFO OR THREE, AT THE D.Z. IN MY CHEVY VAN. SKYDIVING SALLY, CAN'T YOU SEE, THAT YOUR THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME, AND WHEN YOU KISS ON MY CAPEWELL BRUISES, IT MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY A.O.D. NO USE A WASTING TIME CONTEMPLATING, WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOUR CHARMS. BUT IF I EVER GET OFF OF THIS STATIC LINE, I'M GOING TO FREE FALL IN TO YOUR ARMS. GOING IN WELL I STARTED JUMPING FORTY YEARS AGO WHEN MEN WERE MEN AND JUMP RATES WERE LOW AND I RECKON I'VE DONE EVERY THING SINCE THEN. I'VE JUMPED SILK AND TWILL AND F ONE ELEVEN, I'VE JUMPED THROUGH HELL AND LANDED IN HEAVEN, THEN I GOT BACK UP AND DID IT ALL OVER AGAIN. I'VE JUMPED ROUNDS AND SQUARES THUNDERBOWS, PARADACTYL BROKE MY NOSE, YES INJURY IS SOMETHING I AIN'T ESCAPED I BROKE MY ARMS THREE TIMES, BOTH LEGS FIVE, IT'S A MIRACLE I'M STILL ALIVE, CAUSE MY BODY'S HELD TOGETHER WITH TWO ROLLS OF RIP STOP TAPE. NOW MY STYLE AND ACC. IS NOT THAT BAD, I DO A CHINESE SERIES IN 14 FLAT. AND ZERO POINT ZERO ZERO JUST BORES ME TO TEARS. AND I'M TELLING YOU TRUE, IT AIN'T NO JOKE, I CAN TRACK SO FAST THAT MY SNEAKERS SMOKE, AND MY HELMET STARTS TO MELT BACK AROUND MY EARS I REMEMBER ONE DAY BACK IN '62, I WAS SITTING AROUND WITH NOTHING TO DO, AND I WENT UP AND BUILT A TEN MAN WEDGE ALL BY MY SELF. I WAS FLYING HARD TO FILL ALL THEM SLOTS, EVEN I HAD TO ADMIT I WAS PRETTY HOT, THEN I WENT LOW ON THE SECOND SEQUENCE, IMAGINE HOW I FELT. IT WAS '79 IN ZEPHERHILLS, WHEN ME AND THE BOYS DECIDED TO BUILD, THE BIGGEST CANOPY STACK MAN COULD EVER DO. NOW I DOCKED LAST ON THAT BOTTOM SQUARE, AND WHEN I BROKE OFF AT THE GROUND AND FLARED. THE TOP MAN IN THAT STACK WAS STILL AT 'SEVEN TWO' WELL I'VE DONE MOST EVERY THING YOU SEE, AND THERE AIN'T A WHOLE LOT LEFT FOR ME, BUT TO LEAVE WITH OUT DOING IT ALL WOULD BE QUITE A SIN. GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE THRILL TO TRY, GONNA FIND OUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DIE. YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN, im going in, I'M GOING in, I'M going in. GONNA SCATTER MY BRAINS ACROSS THE PLAINS, YES I'M GOING IN. GONNA EXIT ABBOTTSFORD AT FIFTEEN GRAND, START A MAX TRACK EAST ACROSS THE LAND, BY THE TIME I HIT CLARESHOLM I'LL BE NOTHING BUT A BLUR. I'LL TOUCH DOWN WITH MY TOES IN GIMMELY, SPREAD MY HART AROUND GANANOQUE, LEAVE MY EYEBALLS IN THE PEAS AT WATERVILLE FOR SURE. I'M GOING IN, im going in, I'M GOING in, I'M going in. I'LL LEAVE MY GLUTEUS MAX IN HALIFAX, MY LOWER JAW IN OTTAWA, BOTH MY LEGS IN WINNIPEG, AND HALF A MOON IN SASKATOON, ALL MY TONGUE IN EDMONTON, WHAT EVER'S LEFT IN VANCOUVER I GUESS, GONNA SCATTER MY BRAINS ACROSS THE PLAINS, YES I'M GOING IN. Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Written by a good friend of mine, Ron Marshall in Toronto. I have the lyryics and will post them here for you if you like. An even better song he pened was Skydiving Sally all about a love struck student and his female jumpmaster. All sorts of referances to capell bruises, silly suits and Addias boots. All the oldtimers (like Me) could relate to. Best line is Makes me wanna blow my AOD!! Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Link to the story here http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,843999,00.html?iid=chix-sphere Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Hey I'll take your word for it. I knew him in the 70's and don't recall him ever having an accent or being refered to as anything other then Canadian. Then again, most of the 70s is seen through a mist for me Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Buzz Bennett of England???????????? Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

I was just thinking about Dick a couple weeks ago after a conversation about judging comps. Dick was a great guy and gave me some very good advise at meets in Ontario during the 70s and it was great to catch up with him again in Aussie during the 80s. He will be missed Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

Josie DiNatle used to have one but we called it the Flying Pizza This was around 1973 74. Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

I think From Wings Came Flight has some great ones on it. Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

I have though this was highly plausable for quite some time. Infact I feel this to be the best theory put forward. As to sending the money, how often do they check serial numbers? How many bills never get checked? Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI

I really do think you have over reacted to this thread. Yes some people should have toned it down etc etc. And guys like Hooper should not have bothered with with his opinions, (I meet him in 79 in Florida and I respect him) which I felt were at best baiting people who were here and truly intrested in that particular thread. I know I enjoyed reading it every day. I think a strong warning to people like Hooper and some other, and possibly a couple short term bans would have been a more appropriate response then Killing the whole thread. This is not a personal attack on you or any one else, but I feel you done us wrong Quade. Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI