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    Try this
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    RIP "Ken"

    JohnnyMarko replied to Amazon's topic in The Bonfire

    Human Barbies 1) All of the nopes, not clicking 2) I was going to make fun of you for using Bing, buuuuut...that's...that's the joke, right? 3) There isn't a 3 Better? https://www.google.com/search?q=human+kens&es_sm=119&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CCAQsARqFQoTCMjn8tTrg8YCFYl3rQodlBIAnQ&biw=1239&bih=1078 DON'T CLICK, JOHNNY! It's a trick! I clicked
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    RIP "Ken"

    JohnnyMarko replied to Amazon's topic in The Bonfire

    Human Barbies 1) All of the nopes, not clicking 2) I was going to make fun of you for using Bing, buuuuut...that's...that's the joke, right? 3) There isn't a 3
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    RIP "Ken"

    JohnnyMarko replied to Amazon's topic in The Bonfire

    Had to google...wish I didn't...those people give me the heeby jeebies
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    In the time you've been posted on this thread, you should have been able to do 200 jumps.
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    Pretty good, even if I never really got into BB Thanks for the PM, you unnamed asshole...by BB, I meant Breaking Bad, not Bar....nevermind
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    I know it rhymes, John!!!! But who was it for real? I think he was a relative of one of the Kardashians
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    Well, nuts. My post got deleted. Is there a new rule for [on topics] posts?
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    Well, I hope you never have a gay family member. Have you watched a Super Bowl ever? (American Football)...I don't like half naked girls on TV, so, quit shoving it in my face!!! It's fine you don't care, but why voice an opinion on a forum?
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    Good simple set-up. Mine's just a stand-alone 2' x 6' box (I have two side by side) Nothing but weeds in them now... I grow mine elsewh...wait, nvmd. Yea as you can see from the pic, the yard itself is utter shit...no use trying to grow grass when it's main occupant is a 130lbs Newfoundland/Lab mix.
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    I'm sure you're not having problems visualizing, but for reference (derailing my own thread a lil)
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    God, why do we need to know that? Thank you so much for the image. You people in Bonfire are fucked up. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3d/5f/dc/3d5fdcc1b1ca10b934e1098167e563ed.jpg I put way too much thought into how I could dirty up a story about hail.
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    I screwed myself last night. I climbed into bed, got all nice and cozy, then the banging started. It was so loud and persistent. The lightning was like a strobe light going off. I knew I had forgotten something, though, and my mind was distracted by all the banging. I forgot to cover the veggies in my backyard. They're all gone Cover them with what? A tarp likely wouldn't help against hail. Then again it depends on the hail size... They're up against my garage in a raised bed, so it's super convenient (I did it the night before) to put a couple large boards at a 45 up against the wall/ground. Very protective
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    It's a post about a particular user... BAN HIM!!!!!! Hey, yah! It reminds me of all those old threads about, oh what was his name..um...I think it rhymed with, Blah?
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    Pretty good, even if I never really got into BB
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    I voted 'dicks' I think you're super hardcore crazy ass Duggar types will raise a fuss, but nothing violent. When I lived in Illinois: Me: Hi, nice to meet you. This is my boyfriend. Other: Oh, you mean, you 2 are gay? You're...you're out? Wait, 2 guys? Huh? Where I live now: Me: Hi nice to meet you. This is my boyfriend. Other: Nice to meet both of you! Times are a changin. Too fast for some, but they'll be okay with it soon (i.e. my rich, white, Fox News lovin' parents).
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    I screwed myself last night. I climbed into bed, got all nice and cozy, then the banging started. It was so loud and persistent. The lightning was like a strobe light going off. I knew I had forgotten something, though, and my mind was distracted by all the banging. I forgot to cover the veggies in my backyard. They're all gone
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    What about Gunbarrel? I was kinda hoping the tornado would have taken Kim Gibbs' home, with her inside, and took it to Oz, away from us all. Then she could be a witch to her heart's content. Damnit Billy I was going to make a similar joke in that "other" thread, but held my tongue.
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    Annnnnnd, what's your point?
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    Haven't heard of any fatalities, just property... But there was enough hail downtown that it took front loaders to remove!
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    These videos are fucking stupid, and so are the people making them [on topic]
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    Does anyone know if MileHi took a beating from the tornado in Longmont yesterday? I thought the hail that fucked my car/yard up was bad downtown Denver, but seeing some of the damage in Longmont makes me feel lucky http://photos.denverpost.com/2015/06/04/photos-tornado-touches-down-east-of-lyons-colorado/#1 Edit: Lined up for another round tonight
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    Even better, the Vanity Fair cover shots makes Caitlyn look better than her ex-wife Kris. I rather doubt this is a good thread to be smart-assing someone named Kris. No, sirree. What? Anybody that signs up for a reality TV show, opens themselves up to the inevitable criticism (both positive and negative) and jokes as well. It's America. Personally, I'm sick of the Kardashian ladies. Sure, they're a lot richer than the Honey Boo Boo family, but no smarter.... (pssst, I think he meant Krisanne)
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    Agreed Johnny, over and out.