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  1. JohnnyMarko
    You are young and invincible and immortal... so why worry about it. Yea I thought that. Until I endoed my mountain bike on a downhill course with a clip that didn't want to release... I'm not overly upset with having to get health insurance anymore (25, not on mommy and daddy's plan, no work benefits) but just the way the fucker was set up. It's like they made it mandatory to do, but then made it the biggest pain in the ass to actually get.
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    Actually just got through doing that...not for my own business, but when you're 1 of 2 on the entire staff, tax returns are not fun.
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    Trying to get enrolled with this shit was the biggest headache in my life....and it still continues today...fuck obama care
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    Yeah, just clean up afterwards. Winner
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    What color is it? mh . tan/brown. Looks and tastes like pancake batter. Did you intentionally crop the photo to have Mark's avatar in the photo? Cause that was cool.
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    Take any advice from DZ.com with a giant block of salt
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    No thanks. I'll stick with beer, pork chops, cheeseburgers, and the occasional healthy meal. Throw in a few mile high runs a week, and I'm happy/healthy as fuck.
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    Word is you can rent a wingsuit if you have 75 skydives Only 60 if you have a GoPro too. Sorry, forgot to add that....also drops to 55 if you have 2 GoPros on your ankles
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    Just out of curiosity (and knowing nothing about them, can't get to their website from here)... if you're in the US and they're not US-TSO'ed... why are you a dealer for them? He just sews a Vector logo on and resells them
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    I think this settles it
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    Word is you can rent a wingsuit if you have 75 skydives
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    Who done it?
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    Dennnnnver! Dennnver! Dennnver!
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    Are we looking at the same picture? I don't see a GoPro on that helmet.
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    Awesome. Thanks Robert.
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    Sorry I can't spell. I graduated high school in Georgia. That is exactly what I needed. I saved the information. Thanks.. Let me help you. It is written on the top of your device. Let me help you. People like you don't bother me. I have been picked on by bigger people than your whole country! People shouldn't throw rocks that live in glass houses! Does that help you? Clearly they do bother you since you replied...wait, shit, this is Gear and Rigging, not BF
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    I think they meant 'gas' pump.
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    cock, balls typical homosexual... FIFY
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    It's a Chinese knockoff of the Viso II
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    cock, balls
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    You can't
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    This thread is adorable
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    Packed tandems. Lots and lots of tandems. Made enough each weekend in college to pay for jumps, gas to the DZ, and a shitload of ramen for the week.