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  1. JohnnyMarko
    Just made a huge batch of popcorn, hope this thread is worth it.
  2. JohnnyMarko
    Please do not ever show up to a drop zone again. Seriously. Stay away. Skydiving is not for you. So glad the mods took that down. Even if it was a sarcasm post, that fuck could have destroyed a DZ The joys of living under the tyrrany of litigation. The land of the free? Yeah, right. Is that supposed to be a stab at the USA? "Ya fuckin spelt tyranny wrong ya cunt"
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    The herd is doing amazing! Just had an auction in March, sold something like 30 of them? Space ship is still as beautiful as always, hubby and I are saving up to buy it You just want it for the Orgasmatron. Hold your tongue Johnny, hold your tongue. Don't say anything inappropriate
  4. JohnnyMarko
    Please do not ever show up to a drop zone again. Seriously. Stay away. Skydiving is not for you. So glad the mods took that down. Even if it was a sarcasm post, that fuck could have destroyed a DZ
  5. JohnnyMarko
    The herd is doing amazing! Just had an auction in March, sold something like 30 of them? Space ship is still as beautiful as always, hubby and I are saving up to buy it
  6. JohnnyMarko
    I know where you are Are you stalking me? Don't flatter yourself I've driven by there probably 500 times.
  7. JohnnyMarko
    I know where you are
  8. JohnnyMarko
    Alright, is one of you on Reddit? That Pepsi story I linked is on the front page.
  9. JohnnyMarko
    Free country, I 'spose.
  10. JohnnyMarko
    So you believe him on sight? That's what you got out of my shit post?
  11. JohnnyMarko
    Imagine if we were all in the same saloon together. Oh my gosh, I just had the funniest image pop into my head... Pictured it back in an Old West type saloon, huge brawl (like you see in the movies), the typical back-and-forthers are smashing bottles over each other, AirTwardo is in the corner sipping whiskey and shaking his head, I'm dancing on the piano dressed as an old whore (naturally) throwing one liners every so often and laughing, then all of sudden the sheriff (BillVon) bust open the door and fires a gun in the air and breaks it up...classic I should go outside more often.
  12. JohnnyMarko
    "You find the link" "No, YOU find the link" "No YOU!" "YOU!" Ahhhhhh, SC is so adorable sometimes.
  13. JohnnyMarko
    Loo....look....looking at the other videos on that users YouTube page....I don't even know what to think anymore. I'm blown away each and every day by the human race.
  14. JohnnyMarko
    The ad itself is way funnier than the MSN story
  15. JohnnyMarko
    It was taught at my DZ that if you're riding the plane down, inform the pilot as well as tell him/her that you have an AAD.
  16. JohnnyMarko
    tl;dr Not about rushmc
  17. JohnnyMarko
    I've drank a lot of whiskey this evening, too. Stuck in a skyscraper in downtown Denver, tornado warnings, I bike to work, have tickets to the Rockies game (which is still on, bee tee dubs). What the fuck are you talking about? (Directed at you and me)
  18. JohnnyMarko
    Well, I lived with someone for a year in college from Mississississississippi who had one on his truck, his phone case, bedroom wall, other places.....yea
  19. JohnnyMarko
    I know you directed that at kallend, but there are some of us, i.e. moi, that have read about it who don't have liberal goggles, and think people who proudly display the confederate flag are...well I'll leave out the possible PA.
  20. JohnnyMarko
    Nothing? Errr, do you need a couple minutes?
  21. JohnnyMarko
    I think some of us do
  22. JohnnyMarko
    I could be wrong, and most likely am, but the post just screams lawyer/ulterior motives to me. There's 5,230,089 other skydiving accident videos on YewToob that could freak a first timer out, why choose this one? Asking if the company is ignoring it? What could have been done differently? Like I said, could be wrong, but I smell fish. ETA one letter
  23. JohnnyMarko
    Thank god my lawyer kept me from having to appear, because my smartass would have pulled something along those lines.
  24. JohnnyMarko
    I'm sorry this happened to your neighbor. Now get out of here.
  25. JohnnyMarko
    Hence the question mark after it. I'm sure there's some people who wouldn't want that to pop up on their computer, and have someone behind them see it.