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Does that work for anybody? Bitch! Cocktail! Now! ? Wait, I do know a couple who that works for . Actually, it's one of our our posters here. He asked his girl to get something, and a third party asked him what the magic word was. After pondering this deep question a bit he replied: "Bitch?" I'm sure if it wasn't in humour he'd be pulling a steak knife out of his eye. I am now drinking cheap Australian shiraz. I wish it came in a box. I like a nice box of wine.
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I was thinking more along the lines of gin, rum, vodka, coca-cola, collins mix, roses lime, and triple sec. Or Bushmills.
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Right now! Something tasty! !
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I can help. Make me a royal blue freefly suit, one piece, with red hawaiin pattern stripes on the legs and sleeves, pockets on both thighs and on the right arm, with a padded kevlar ass and kneepads so I can use it for tandems. I'm sure I have enough money in my dash console. I'm here to help.
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Hey Jari! Happy Birthday!! What flavor Salmiakki for your birthday?
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is this his new one? I thought I had read all of his stuff to date. (Well except the educational stuff/documentary stuff) I really liked Monalisa Overdrive. I almost became a computer programmer because of his work. Yeah. It's out in paperback now.
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Anybody read Pattern Recognition by William Gibson? It's about a lot of things, but is centered on a website where the posters are preoccupied with a mysterious bit of film noir. Aside from the actual details, I smiled a lot as the characters travel and meet each other in person all over the world, having only known them over the internet. The bits in London reminded be strongly of the week I spent at Skreamer's place. It has nothing to do with skydiving, but is an interesting take on the social interation of the web.
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The best way to make a flock happen is to get the best back tracker you got lead you with the rodeo person on your back. You will always be able to beat the best backtracker, so have them max, and just follow them.
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I've never taken a rodeo out of a tailgate. Either the KingAir or an Otter. Once word gets out how much fun it is, you can dictate the attire.
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I was cold sober New Year's too, huh? I do enjoy the nitro-burning drunken fun, but I need you to vouch that I occasionally watch from the dock where the drunkenship is moored. Didja know that Gareth wrote and performed the soundtrack for this years DZ.com boogie DVD? Still don't think you're getting one?
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firstname "Wing" lastname "nut" ... j/k pm sent... That's what I said! Sheesh, no one ever believes me. I'd beleive you if I could take you seriously. Like when you said you flew a DC-3.
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You bet baby!! Can't wait to see the DVD since i missed all the fun. What fun? Was there fun in Eloy? Gomo style! Kind of fun! Nice krrrrrrrrgh!
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THanks Sunshine!
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It's David something. Guest? Come on. I'm doing final credits and I still have time to loop your ass into this thing. "I like it. I like it a lot!" -GFD DZ.com DVD, 2005
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Cool, what about Wingnut?
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Showing me your boobies would disorient me and change magnetic north. And they are each bigger than a Skymonkey's head. I have to fix my website now. What's Wingnut's last name, and what's Paulo's last name?
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Quick, what's Paulo's last name for the credits?
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Got to the second page before the reality check. And yeah, the DVD ships next week. So Scott, you will actually get yours before they open IslamoDisneyland. Gareth, I only smell that special kind of funny after drinking all the Salmiakki in the possession of my Finnish friends and sitting in the sauna with the biggest names in skydiving. Only happens every couple of years. My man, G-money, the soundtrack rocks. Alana, thanks. The lizard has been very quiet since my old regular life fell into the chains of the tilt-a-whirl and I went pro.
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Show them this picture: Looks like fun, huh? As to Katiebutt and the Birdmonster from Lodi: yeah, we were trying to do that deal where the rider surfs the birdman. It is WAY harder than it looks. The forward speed with the weight of a guy is super fast and they uniformly get peeled off. "Yeah I jumped. A little. At first."
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drum roll please....JFTC Calendar Sweepstakes Results!
Deuce replied to mailin's topic in The Bonfire
BTW, me and Jake, and Scott and Skymonkey,would put the serious hello-how-are-you on the pretenders. Even the old scary guys like me and the MonoUno. (And I'm not nearly as scary as the FirstMonkey....) -
drum roll please....JFTC Calendar Sweepstakes Results!
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Anything given to Jake is a waste of time and should be forwarded to me at PullTime.net at POB 4304, Antioch, CA 94531. Panties and naked pictures and stuff, too. But the other stuff is a waste of time on the Jakester. Really. -
That's your new thingie. Your old one was uncut.
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The best rider I has was a very experienced horseback rider, Farrah Doolittle. She was very easy. I've also taken a couple of guys, the heaviest being deBar. You want the rider to have their hips right against the bottom of your container. The bigger the container, the more awkward, because then the rider is behind your center of gravity. On exit, have them hold your riser covers and already have their outboard leg wrapped tightly around your hip. On exit have them hold their body tightly against your container and wrap their other leg. Like I tell people I take on fast motorcycle rides, "align your spine with my spine at all times" Once flight is attained, then the rider can sit up. Again, if they keep centered it's not all that hard. If the suit is close to being flown maxed, you will be ferociously hauling ass. To get rid of the rider just have them sit up straight and they'll get stripped right off.
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At a girl. Mine is freaking huge.
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Douva, not at all. For the folks who edit in Premiere, you'll know what I'm going through when I've got a hour's worth of clips down, and then change a song or clip sequence. Ugh. Yeah, I'll do a preview like last time, but only after I get the big one done. Honest, I have to get it done and out this week, cause my little league team starts practice this week. After the feedback I got Saturday, I'm feeling much more confident about the final jobbie.