Deuce
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I know a guy who matches that description! Lumster! I launched not one, but TWO greased safes out of the Kingair Saturday. They are a total piece of cake out of the Van or even the Otter. Super cool video! In between getting whipped into our proper slots by the Bytch, we're gonna get freaky! My buddy Brook, from down there is gonna be there too! JT, sorry I'm not gonna get a chance to meet you. Maybe the Byron Boogie at the end of September? Arizona's van is coming out!
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You are a D licensed rigger with 465 jumps according to your profile. I'd think you'd know. A football chinstrap on a Protec would not be a good idea, but it would work. There's a manufacturer who makes mounts for it. Para-something. In motorcycling we say if you've got a $5 head, buy a $5 helmet. Nobody's a cheap bastard in the emergency room, and there's no such thing as a cheap medivac. If it's stable and low profile, and securely attached to your head (it can kill others on the plane in a crash if it's not, or others in freeflight and on the ground if you lose it) it should work. Good luck.
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Clearly Nate's got sack. I can't wait to fly with you. Deuce is in for all day Saturday, ready to break that 2 point 10 way international Dropzone.com record! I would love to fly in it, but I'm ready to video it if you haven't got a cash-money pro (I'm a jump-ticket Ho-pro). I want to do some good RW! Let's turn some points! When's load one? 8:00? Meet in the bombshelter for breakfast at 8:00? If I had a tail, I'd be waggin it! Two hangin, six linked, four divers out of the Van! Yee doggie! JP
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Yeah baby! The old shows would say at the beginning "IN COLOR" to make you feel like a third worlder cause you had a black and white. I remember watching Niel Armstrong walk on the moon, and I turned and asked my Dad "How come it's not in color" cause we had the cool first color TV on the block too.
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Dude, that is one brutal hangover. I'm coming down Friday night. Planning on staying at the Best Western (IHOP and Bunkhouse are out). Perris dwellers, is that the best motel nearby?
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I thinks Sebazz sucks hard enough to suck-start a car.
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If could do math, I'd have got a real job. Quade probably knows. B&H photo video ships internationally. They're in New York or New Jersey and I've been pleased with their service.
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Number one, that guy front and center looks about as drunk as a guy sitting up can be. My kind of party! Congrats!
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Fellas, I stayed in the bunkhouse in June, and it was clean, airconditioned, decent showers, comfy bunks, etc. Best of all, it was staggering distance from the Shelter. But somebody has to help you find it when you're sober, in daylight. Getting to the front door is like one of the mouse/cheese mazes. They got laundry stuff at Perris too, for when you crater into the 3 foot deep powder dirt of the student area on a night dive.
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So tell us, what does the backseat look like?
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No, really.
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Yeah, your car. See attached.
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Take my picture, I'm having an idea. Skybytch calls, says she's Sebazz's sister, his (insert important relative here) is really sick, deathbed stuff, and the Sebazz must come the the bedside for last words or something. Must take $80 flight to LA to be picked up in the Monkees car by Lumster and Cornholio on Friday. It was a near miss, the relative recovered fine, I met some friends since I was down there anyway, thanks for Friday afternoon off, Boss. That sounds pretty simple, OR IS IT TOO COMPLICATED FOR SEBAZZ BECAUSE HE JUST SUCKS?
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You f*cking idiot, Sebazz. it's "Lake titicaca is in Nicaragua" Although I don't know how many episodes I watched sober. But I remember more than you, because, uh, well, um.... YOU SUCK. Are you going, or what?
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NO WAY MS. BYTCH! I'm in husband-hock at a blistering interest rate! We will meet and we will jump! Talk to the skinny blonde kid with the T shirt over his head a couple posts up! I'll get him some freaking "teepee". We're hangin' Saturday.
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So how many ponds you got left?
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Ah. Now we know why there aren't enough skydiving women. They've been exposed to El Sebazzo and they thinkwe're like him. But we're not. Seb sucks harder than those inlets to the hydroelectic generators in the Hoover Dam. He really does suck.
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Ditto. Think about a stroboframe quick release for the camera.
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Ok, where am I at in the car? Strapped to the roof? hmmm..ok...I'll do it. You're rooting around under the seats because you "NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE! BUNNNGGGGHOLLLLLE!!!"
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Direct quote from 70% of the tandem passengers hauled by the Seb. "I'd do another tandem, maybe, but not with the Sebazz, HE SUCKS!"
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Quote The Panasonic has real buttons instead of the touch screen. *** That looks like a weak spot to me too. The 120 has buttons, but that sucker is really expensive.
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(Duece pulls "what, who me?" face while pointing at his own chest) Not me! Him! and points at empty seat where Seb should be, but isn't ; BECAUSE HE SUCKS!
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Here we come......walkin down the street......get the funniest looks from....every one we meet. Hey! Hey! We're the Lummies! And people say we Lummy around, but we're too busy jumpin, to put anybody down....
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OK, so you are in the car. That's what counts. Paddles! CLEAR! BZZZZZZTWHAP! SEB! SEB! Can you hear me?
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Careful, there's a bone in that thing I think, you could choke!