Deuce
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Where's it at? It's not at the pub anymore, is it?
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Hmmm. Seriously? I never let a relationship get really serious with a woman I wasn't willing to have a child with. There were lots of nice girls that I just wouldn't want to be forced to share a lifelong relationship with due to a child. So, things go to a certain point, and I'd bail. I think that it's probably nastier to keep going forward with a relationship that you know is doomed just because of inertia. Soon as clothes end up in both closets breakups are harder than before that time. Shouldn't we be in the pub?
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Having heard a pretty girl say both "head" and "down" in the same breath, the student begins to drool....
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Dentists use cocaine as an anesthetic. I don't think they prescribe a quarter gram to use before or after having work done, though.
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Not pimpadelic, pimperrific, or pimperocious?
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OK you rat-bastard, come over to my house on the way over and I'll let you jump in the bounce-house and have a cupcake. Maybe some punch too. And we can stop some fights over who stuck their tongue out at who. Let's settle out of court. See you Sunday, and I'll provide the water and gatorade. Ba ba ba oooh ma mao mao
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"Oh, your ready to dirt dive now?" He, looking completely embarressed that he interrupted her starts to put on his jump suit... My handle thingies kept falling out so I used some of these wire things that keep bread bags closed to keep them nice and tight. The velcro didn't seem like enough. I wanna know how fast I'm falling and I couldn't afford one of those dytter things, so I brought a radar gun from my patrol car. I'm gonna point it at the ground after we finish the four point thing four times, OK?
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Hi Gary. Snausages. It's Wednesday. Day after tomorrow I'm skydiving all diggity damn day. If you don't show up Sunday, I'll sue you Chickety bow wow.
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Oh, I'm a male stripper, goes something like this: "Hon, you doing whites?" "Yeah" "Here, toss these in there too" "Ew"
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[reply SF weirdos Easy there, Bytchwoman. I'd like to back up to page one. You sue for compensation for a loss. If someone is negligent and causes you injury, they should pay your medical bills and lost wages. Period. Lawyers have managed to put a price on pain and suffering that has increased judgements. PUNITIVE judgements were intended to send a message to an industry. A brother-in-law has suffered no loss compensable by money. If I get whacked-out, my wife and children will suffer my loss of income, and the negligent party must pay my survivors that amount. I give my mom a little money every month, and she'd have a claim too. But nobody else is suffering a financial loss by my death. I actually think they shouldn't sue, and shouldn't have grounds to sue because I'm insured to replace my income. I don't think a brother-in-law will have grounds to sue, and I doubt there is actually a case.
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I am a professional aerial videographer. On Saturdays. Monday through Friday I'm a mid-level government bureaucrat. If I wasn't a bureaucrat/skydiver, I'd be a bureaucrat/alcoholic. No foolin. Eat-sleep-skydive!
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No, I don't have a copy of it. If there is a way to get one, I'd appreciate it....Quote PM me a mailing address and I'll mail a copy of the Perris jumps to you next week. It'll remind you why we jump.
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Yeah. Homicide versus murder. Malicious intent. Doctors commit homicide when they unhook life support from someone who needs it. No malicious intent. Hoo. Dark observation.
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We have a higher sex drive. It comes with the confidence. We have a higher score ration than the mean population, we just bitch more due to the higher sex drive. That's purely anecdotal, but I'm confident it's correct.
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Tom, dude, you will understand. It's the 6th birthday party on Saturday. Rented a bounce-house and everything. Gotta pick up the dog poop, hose off the yard, set up the bounce house, christen it, party with a bunch of Brownies, have a beer with the parents. I'll be there Friday and Sunday. (Captain Kirk voice) "Dammit bones! Be there either Friday or Saturday!" If enough people show up, there's gonna be an Otter too. Cool cool coolio.
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the BOC is the same. The pud handle is just secured under the flap adjacent to the pocket. If the pilot chute has a hackey it will just bobble around the mouth of the pocket like it would on any other rig.
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Thanks, Dove. Every now and then I get one. He cut Bonnie and Jet's hair (gravity girls) while I was there Saturday. I just think if you could get good, there'd be some good rainy-day money in it. Clearly Raymond was good, and experienced. But she's got a whole cutaway life ahead of her. And most of us guys will let just about anybody cut OUR hair. My barber is an ex con who learned in prison. Mucho problemo if you screw up a haircut in prison. He's very good.
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Cuanto por dive-o? How much for this excellent experience and photo-op?
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On a more serious note, you can do it. If I didn't have the wife, and kids in school, I would. I will, in 12 years when I get both kids into college. I count the seconds until that time. We had a guy come through who cuts hair at the DZ's and that's how he makes his bucks. If you're really gonna do it, I think that might be another sideline where you could make some money on rainy days. Get hooked up in a cosmetology school while your planting virus's in the corporate computer Pack-rig-AFF-Video-Tandem-stylist. Godspeed.
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I'm not sure but I want to be in there at shower time!!! I can fix the shower. Time for Judge Wopner.
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Yeah, dammit, what he said. My Nana would think that skydiving was a wreckless disregard for my life unjustifiably putting my family in jeapordy. I think it's a reasonable risk. Besides, my kids classmates all think I'm cool, and that makes them cool. My kids classmates moms are all hot for me. Chicks dig skydivers. I'm confident of that.
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Was I your age 22 years ago. WTF? I guess so. My advice may be controversial, but I think you should only move out once, if you can do it. If you think of it as final, you might think twice. If your cousin flakes, do you have to move back with mom? Big if. If mom won't have you back, you just screwed yourself. Living at home is a great deal. Mom rent and mom food is always a better deal than cousin rent and cousin food. 17 was the hardest time of my life. I wouldn't do that again for nothing. If I could do it again, I'd have buckled down, finished my degree in 3 years, made some money and bought one of those fancy new three-ring skydiving rigs that youngster Bill Booth invented. Good luck!
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Other confident people see you as confident. Weak, insecure people see you as cocky. Same difference between risk taking and recklessness. Point of view.
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[replyThe only good thing about the 70's was the coke. You mean the color of the can? Or that they had it in the littler bottles Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
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Heck, it's camera stuff.... One of the Gurus at my DZ is taking a look at my camera helmet. Everything is flush, I'm proud of my helmet, camera helmets are all so cool......Huh, oh sorry. Anyhow, I've got a nylon bushing under my Quick-release for my film camera, I use a Stroboframe QR, to lift the angle to match my video. This Guru is a machinist and I just dig machinists cause they can make anything. He says "you want me to make a shim for that so your camera can have a solid base?" "Uh, yeah, that'd be cool" Then he gets this look in his eye, that scary machinist 'I can make anything' look. "You know, I could make one out of two peices of aluminum with an allen screw so that you could adjust the angle, you want one of those". He'd get mad if I kissed him, so I say, real cool-like, "yeah, that'd be cool". I should have it Friday, I'll let you know how it works. If it's coolio enough I'll post some pictures. JP