Deuce

It worked when society recognized how hard that work is. For a man or woman to be a service provider 24-7, there's just not enough props in the job. A clean, organized household is a tough job, and there's just not enough reward in it for most folks. I was laid up for a year, and I did it when my girls were small, and after a while your clients (your family) doesn't realize how hard it is to keep everything clean and squared away. That's why most folks choose to work and pay a maid and a yard service to do that stuff.

Oh, heck, it depends on which story, I guess. If you're a chauvinist loudmouth, Skybytch might be your villain. If you're an animal rights activist, Clay might be your villain. If you're a prude, well, why the hell would you be reading DZ.com? We're all you're frickin villain. Let's mount some laser beams on our heads......

Dude! That's gaffer's tape! A video flyer stopped on the way to Deland to immobilize that croc for some firefighters. (Let the urban legend begin)

Kevin, you have to have all these questions asked and answered before you carry a gun for the defense of others. A CCW for the defense of yourself is much easier. You will be able to say, when having acted correctly, "If I didn't shoot that person, I would be dead or VERY grievously harmed". I strongly suggest you attend a Street Survival seminar to make sure you're up to it. vcops@virginiacops.org is an organization in your area that will pay your tuition to a Calibre Press seminar anywhere in the United States. E-mail them and tell them you want to go and they'll take care of you. Gunfighting starts when you put that thing on, get your head right first. Go to that seminar.

This advocate is calling me and my department corrupt, and he's getting under my skin, and my boss says, "Every good story needs a villain". So if a mean little turd-person is making your life miserable, remember that he's a minor player in YOUR story. YO! What up, Villain? BTFU!

Aftershave.

My girls went as power puff girls to Holloween last year. I have a Mojo-jojo figurine on top of my computer monitor. YOU MUST OBEY ME! I WILL RULE ALL OF TOWNSVILLE! Does Townsville have a DZ? Could Professor Utonium trump BillVon in a battle of wits? Will the Mayor be re-elected?

Get the medium sized bag from Sunshine Factory. It holds two rigs, clothes, stuff. The extra large holds two tandem rigs. That's just TOO frigging big.

QuoteI am wonderin when Duece is gonna break up this little operation and throw us all in the pen. JAIL HOUSE ORGY!!! wooo hoooo!!Quote Ew. Not funny. No need to bring a cheerful thread down! I'm just watching y'all on the off chance I might see some move I might want to try at home. Get it movin!

Congratulations, Moody! It's an interesting, exciting, stressful job. Funniest thing I can think of right now that I ever heard a dispatcher say was to a rookie officer in a foot chase in San Francisco who lost track of where he was. The dispatcher knew the area, and in a deep, slow, Don Cornelius FM-radio voice said "Calm down son, look around, do you see any liquor stores?" We're miles away zooming to the area thinking "what the hell is he talking about" and the rookies says "pant-pant "Yeah, Bob's Bottle Shop!" (or something) the dispatcher knew the area and directed us to the young copper. I was the HR and training officer for a couple of years, so PM me if you'd like and I'll pass on some tips. You should have the MMPI written (Minnesota Multi-Phasic (or phase)Instument first for the psych. Just answer those questions from the gut and don't try to over think them. And pretty soon all the Deputies you haven't met will be finding excuses to get into dispatch to see the beauty attached to the voice. "One adam-12, see the man....."

Damn, Nathan. What an idea. We could both put a rig on and experience the superior fit and comfort of the Wings harness and container system-Fortune cookie finish-in bed.

My new rig and reserve will be ready in two weeks, but not the main. The main won't be ready until a month later. So should I have them ship it to me now so I can borrow a P.O.S. main and just jump it, or wait and jump everything when it's crispity-new? I'm thinking I'll wait. New zero-p makes such a cool crackely sound when it opens. Packing it truly sucks, but it sounds cool.

Speedy, he can introduce her as "my future ex-wife" First good "relations"? It could work, but monkeys might fly out of my butt at any time too.

He forgot camera flying too, BB. So this whole thing just didn't happen. If it's not on video it didn't happen!

Bears eat anything. Just like people. They probably taste like people. Soylent green is people!

Happy birthday!

Ass & Mint. Argh. Dammit Jim, you forgot to change the Gerbil!

You talkin to me? Are YOU talking to me? Are you talking to ME? Are you TALKING to me? Buenos dias. Cuanto para estes chingaderas?

Josh, that one of the camera flyer under the tandem pair is my new screensaver. Beautiful. JP

[replyare y ou offering? Damn, JT, you're shaking so bad you can't type!

Just to DD.

My camera helmet, a large Hawkeye with a pc120 d-box and a stroboframe with a shim on top fits almost perfectly in a hanging file box I got at Staples. It's plastic and has a handle on top, I lined it with some foam from something else. It looks pretty trick and fits like it was custom made for it. $9 bucks. My cameras are in an old Pelican knock-off with pick-n-pluck foam.

Uh, you're missing a size.

Is that rawa, as opposed to cooked? Sorry Spy, don't think I've ever seen one. JP

Thank you Bill. I was thinking about radiation therapy machines but wasn't articulating it.