Deuce
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Oh crap. I've looked into the eyes of the Skybytch, and I believe her soul contains a massive reservoir of barely contained evil. She must constantly find creative ways to channel the evil into constructive fun activities, like selling people equipment so that they can jump out of airplanes without making divots. If she thinks you are really evil, I am afraid. Very afraid How long until you get to put on the pepto-suit and jump for boobs Lisa?
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TG you have a website devoted to your evil ways! Duh!
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Pro-track. I got my D license mostly so I could log my own jumps. I'd go back through my log against my pro-track and I'd be 20 behind. D-license holders would then hold my logbook hostage to good beer. That is the reason to do the night jumps. And carry a hook knife, and have an RSL. It's Friday, right?
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GEt in line with the other people who want to shame me!Take a frickin number! I'm ashamed of my camera flying skills, not my grammar.
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I just got reminded of this by talking with a friend who told me after we'd know each other a while that when he first met me he thought I was an assh*le. And he was later surprised, after talking with me, that I wasn't. The longer I'm on the journey of living, the less I care about other's opinion of me. Being liked is way better, but being disliked is OK too. Expecially if it's for no reason. It's hardest of all when a person who's opinion matters to you, but you can get over that too, in time. You just suck Sebazz, you quit smoking? You gonna be at Hollister the first weekend in December?
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What is up with that? Some people decide they don't like other people without knowing anything about them, never talked to them, nothing. They just take a look, and form an instant opinion. Or they make strangers "prove" they're OK before they'll be friendly. Skydivers as a group aren't like that, from my experience, so you're better people.
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Mine's gonna be seriously mixed. Tonight my wife won box seats to Santana, and the kids are at a friends house overnight. Rock-n-roll and more rock-n-roll! Tomorrow is -gasp- Opera. La Boheme or something. This is a birthday gift I hoped I would never have to deliver on. Fat people screaming. I promise to try.... Sunday is tandem video and fun jumps until sunset. Have fun all!
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Understatement of the year! I meant to refer to "lawful homicide".
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Have an RSL on your first rig. Jump it for at least 200 jumps. When you get your second rig/canopy decide then. I'm moving into video as my primary type of jumping, and my new rig has no RSL. I've had a few minor malfunctions and found I was clear-headed enough to get to both handles and remember to pull them fast and in the proper order, but didn't end up having to. This would not have been true at my sub-100 jump point. Good luck!
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Do not joke about the Bearclaw. It is locked in a death struggle with the Apple Fritter as the most astounding breakfast pastry to be eaten at any time of the day or night. Why is this thread still running? People who deliberately kill other people rarely talk about it. Why anyone would "wannabe" in that club is beyond me.
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What do you want to video? For RW a .5 is good. You can cheat-zoom a .42 or .43, but the .5 is gooder, and smaller too
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He cleared my up on that, it's Levis. Kinda surprised me, I though all serious Aggies wore Wranglers too!
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Here, hold my beer, I know what I'm doing. I'll be ordering one of those head cleaners asap. Thanks fellas. JP
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Amber, AggieDave packing parachutes in a thong must not be taken seriously. Down that path lies madness. And yes, California police agencies are recruiting like mad. Everybody is short on dispatchers too. It's a goofy place, but heck, we've got a Sebazz for you!
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I'm picturing pushing a piece of stretched dental floss down into a Hostess Coconut Snoball. This is a serious thread D-man, knock it off
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I'd normally advize you to get a labor attorney and let 'em have it, but getting a job that way means having the job will suck. I'm really sorry, thinking you've got a great job and then not getting it is one of the worst feelings there is. I've had that twice in the last year. Pack. I think packing would be a great part time job, and the guys would way rather watch and girl wrestle with their canopy than AggieDave
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Makes you wish animals could recognize weapons for what they are. (.45 on forhead) Blow me! (confusion) Baa aaaaaaah
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That just sucks. If they made you a conditional job offer and you met the conditions, they have to hire you if the position is open, and before they offer it to someone else. Bummer
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Oh, yeah AggieD, right out of my veins. The art of sounding cool on the radio with a load of runny crap in your pants. As I think about it I like my new line of work better and better.
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Just one per traffic stop. Dude, when I was a cop I was built like refrigerator Perry.
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...Bearclaw in one hand, Glock 21 in the other, I approached the van with expired plates. Dispatch couldn't understand my broadcast because my mouth was full. The doors slammed open and then the terrorists, armed with AK-47's, began to pour out into the street, guns blazing. Carefully aiming for center of mass, and focusing only on the front sight blade, I pressed the trigger back using the pad of my right index finger. On the thirteenth shot the slide locked back and I was the only one standing. I finished my bearclaw while the smoke cleared, grateful that my latte was still hot. Writing this report was going to take for f*cking ever, well at least it's time-and-a-half....
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Now THAT, would be a good gig.
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You've given this just a little too much thought.
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Mr. Lum A review of your tax return from 1993 reveals irregularities. Please bring your returns from 1993 to date, and bring a shark tank with lazer-headed great whites.
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SHUT UP BYTCH! WHAP! *Gratuitous ass-slap* I got your villain right here.....