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  1. Deuce

    JFTC day four

    It's just so bizarre to see sweatshirts at Perris. Blue skies today! Dammit! Blue skies! JP
  2. Spanglish. La lingua de Califas, amigo!
  3. Feliz cumpleanos! Cuantos anos teines Sangiro-san?
  4. Deuce

    Haikus for Sebazz

    Beautiful, Nathan Talkin serious r-dub On three: Up, down, out!
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    Haikus for Sebazz

    Where are my buddies? Haven't heard for a while now Come on! Let's turn points!
  6. If you've got the right gear it's actually kinda fun. Arctic drylete tights, this cool gumby fleece thing for guys that wear chest waders, a polypro turtleneck and a windproof Balaclava. Polypro glove liners. Oh, and neoprene socks. Dude! The neoprene socks are the bomb! At 14K+ it's usually below zero at exit but the air is so clear! I can't wait until the hills are green again.
  7. It is a long time, and it is a f*cked up deal, Clay. I figure you're just venting steam about suing, but resist. An important element of your background investigation is whether you are a party to any lawsuits. Get your new gig, get off probation and then let loose if you're still pissed. Stay frosty. Udaman. JP
  8. I don't have a middle speed on my gullibility. It's pretty much on or off. My folks split up when I was young, I have a friendship with my Dad that doesn't really compare to the father-son relationships many of my friends have, cause we didn't do nearly any of the stuff that bonds fathers and sons (subjective opinion). I enjoy knowing him, and we have dinner with my wife and kids at a restaurant between where we live once a month or so. The relationship is on my terms, and I'd abandon him, or anyone, who complicated my relationships with my wife and kids. We all enjoy our dinner/visits, but probably wouldn't enjoy more than that. So if you can have a casual, friendly relationship with him, something that add to your life in a positive way, I'd say go for it. If he wants to grouse about other things, maybe you say let's just talk baseball (go Giants!) or we don't talk at all. It took years and years to get to a comfort level with my Dad. I'm feeling for you!
  9. That's wierd. I get something similar from old friends from my old job. They can't cope with the screwed up way they treated me, but they don't quite have the huevos to stand right up and say "F*ck-you" so I get these little e-mail jokes and chain letters from time to time. I really think the problem is with the person who did the abandoning not being able to live with their decision. Truly, that's their problem.
  10. What, you been sleeping in? Lake Titicaca is in Nicaragua! TITICACA!
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    Send Good Vibes

    Gin and tonic with that vicodin might help. Ouch.
  12. Does the guy know you exist? I know some families that used donor sperm to overcome male infertility problems, but I didn't think there was any way for them to get the identity of the donor. If I had done the double-blind donor thing, and I couldn't, I would probably freak to meet my offspring. What a complicated question. Why would he think you hated him?
  13. Wow. Well I helped accomplish that, anyway. Back to the factory floor. JP
  14. Keith's looking for Michele, Bytch and Ltdiver are bailing out of planes like, well, planes barfing pepto, Don't know about Cornrollio. Me, Lummy and Sebazz. Warm weather, blue skies.....
  15. Nathan, when did you master the skysurf board?
  16. Are we there yet? Can you hear me now!
  17. I prefer my Bass with Guiness. Lummy! Greased safe go-go cage with B-squared! Eloy! Argh!
  18. That's why the Sebazz has to keep em back with a bat. Rico-suave! I'll keep my "Hey, honey, wanna do it?" line. Way less trouble.
  19. Hey Nathan! Been up since real early. Me, Cornholio, and Lummy did a greased safe out of the KingAir during the Byron Boogie. I wanna get B-squared in the middle of that thing standing on the laps of the sitflyers with some hotshot freeflyers footdocked on the shoulders of the sitters. A ton of camera flyers orbiting. Does giraffe taste like chicken? Can I go to Arizona now? I haven't been this anxious about getting to Christmas since I was a kid. And I want it to be over with so I can drive to Eloy and jumpjumpjump.
  20. Deuce

    Send Good Vibes

    Oh. Other kind of vibes just sent.
  21. Deuce

    Send Good Vibes

    Dove, coming your way: a large box of D-cells to keep the good vibes going.
  22. That won't be a halo over your heads, it'll be YOUR ASS!
  23. You bet. Don't have to ask anyone if my light's on, and twice when I've managed to turn the camera off exiting I was able to get it back on during the freefall. Don't leave the plane without it!