Deuce
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Quick, are you referring to the different Hell's Angels wings? Yick.
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Purely accidental. Just another Ugly American post
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***Umm we actually don't call it "sugar beet" we call it BEETROOT (seriously)[/#003366] Oops. that's right! And a medium-sized beer is called a midi. And scotch and coke was the big cocktail. I tried vegemite. How anyone could criticise peanut butter when that stuff is for sale is beyond me. Yick.
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I still laugh about Aussies eating beets on their burgers! WTH? Me and my Mrs. are in Cairns, I think, and we go into a Burger King just to get a beer (no fast food beer in the US) I order a burger and the cutie says "Beet?" I'm like "Huh?" She says "Beet!?"....."for your burger?" I'm completely confused. What in Sam Hell could she be talking about? She reached in to the condiment bin, where big slices of onion or tomato should be and she pulls up this big slab of sugar beet. "NO!" "uh, no beet, thank you." Then she asks if I want "sauce". I'm in full Rain Man mode at this point and I ask "what is sauce?" It can be either ketchup or mayonaise, depending. The beer was really good
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Good morning Euros! This is where I ask for peanut butter for my croissant right? HOWDY! JP
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10 Seconds! Sounds like you need more planes for the next record! Beautiful work! Can't wait to see the pictures. JP
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Yes. Different. If an elephant had looked at him that night he would have said "How do you pick up peanuts with THAT thing?"
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Amazing. Nathan is the Emperor of Post Whoredom. He is divinely whorish. I will construct a shrine to his whorishness and squirt bandwidth at it. He is the destroyer of all things qwerty. All hail the Nathore!
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What an opportunity! Lisa's all preoccupied with pink formations and shit! Can I just have a ton of stickers? Good luck out there!
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The DZ.com monkey is now on your back! You will feel sick in between posts, and posting will make you well. You'll be jonesin for a postin.
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He's working on the NFL when he takes breaks for the reparations thing. For a slip and fall I'll probably need David Bois.
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Ow. Falling out of my chair hurts! Where's my worker's comp attorney! Ha!
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Northern California Skydivers. It's a group-mail thing. Q took some pictures during the Saturday night party when they got drunk, naked, and then put Dennis's golf cart on the pump house. Imagine a camera being at the best coed bachelor party you've ever been at. I'll try and PM you the hook-up to the photos. JP
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If the post don't fit, then the thread's done quit! Call me Johnny-frickin-Cochran! JP Stands for "Just post!"
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Seb! Did you see any of the photos from the Byron Boogie in the NCS site? OMG!
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What you talkin 'bout Willis?!? Get in your slot rear rear and video this biotch! j/k my friend j/k Only after I get the kiss I missed by videoing y'all when Bytch got all hussified! AIHAH! Three days! Can't wait until B-squared gets the balloon and the stearman info out. Wanna do a Cali balloon jump? Lummy, Fish, Deuce, Chris, Cornholio, Jams...uh-how many does that thing hold? Weeeeeeee!
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Erno, you can type, drunk, in a second language? You got me beat on my bestest day! We gonna have Karaoke at Eloy? I want to see a drunk Sebazz sing "La cucaracha". Lummy can sing "Feelings", I'll knock out a bad "Bailar Bamba", the powerpuff girls can do anything by the Dixie Chicks. No cameras, no video. BAILAR bamba! BAILAR bamba!
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Hey Seb! Can I be on your RW attempt at the DZ.com record? I remember the questions from the last time! 1. 350 2. 250 3. 24 4. 2 5. Sebazz! Come-on! Puh-leaze!
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Welcome Taz! Vic is a great guy. He and his wife Connie are full-time at BAS. Between them they have motivated me to be the best skydiver I can be, and have coached me enough that I'm usually a proficient video flyer. Please come back and do the AFF course. If you do, I'll make you a killer deal on videoing your level one. JP
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Big hug. I will come through on that promise of a dub of our Perris jumps. This has been a busy and bad time for me too. Cornholio has your jump on his website, I love watching it. I was like "Hey!" "I jumped with that chick!" Big hug.
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That brings a whole new meaning to "Pull High"
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I had my 300th a couple of weeks ago, and it was a working jump. That would have been hilarious though. It was a young woman who had her 21st birthday or something. I walk up buck-nekkid "HEY! Whoo-hooo! I'm JP and I'll be your camera flyer today! What's the occasion for your first jump?!
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And just think, Sangiro-san, soon as you get out here in the old west, you'll be able to strap a brace of pistols on to accompany that drunken Doc Holliday voice Draw! Varmint!