f1freak

Members
  • Content

    3,145
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by f1freak

  1. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  2. another old one.... For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  3. or... Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  4. Version 2 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  5. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  6. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  7. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  8. The shortest distance between two points is under construction. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  9. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  10. okokok... Never mess up an apology with an excuse. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  11. What????? I am pulling all of mine off the top of my head.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  12. "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  13. "How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  14. f1freak

    NASA TV

    Cant even imagine the feeling when they step outside.... what a view, what a rush..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  15. f1freak

    NASA TV

    It must be like waiting for x-mas when you're a little kid.... OK, I WANNA GO TOOOOO HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  16. f1freak

    NASA TV

    Can only imagine the excitement they must be feeling now, DAMN.... What a ride..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  17. f1freak

    NASA TV

    Man I thought it was tough getting into a full C-182.... This is cool watching them getting ready to go.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  18. "If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic...." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  19. "I'm as confused as a baby in a titty bar....." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  20. "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  21. "I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?" HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  22. "I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure...." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  23. "He who laughs last thinks slowest...." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  24. Damn I forgot to put that in quotes again didnt I.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  25. Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE