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I's a Craps game, I have noticed that depending on the city.... the airlines put the tix up for full price at first. I always watch prices everyday from about 3 months away you will see them fall, fall, fall... now the thing is you have to pick them up when they start to head back up again...... Now this has been what has worked for me, dont buy to early and dont wait to long..... and download sidestep http://www.sidestep.com/air/...... it has been a great help for me....

riding on two wheels Miata then surgery I hope chicks dig scars HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Sometimes when jumping And my chute will not open People point and laugh HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Anyone driving out from Z-Hills have an open slot.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

.... but only out of one eye .... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

would you go beat off or something..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I think a big reason is they just dont have the "Big Ticket" rides anymore... No Jet, a different Helli..... Hell, does the Conni even still fly there? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Full contact Shuffleboard.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

HEY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

and his best friend Bud, a midget giraffe... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Hell yea, there is NOTHING like that first one.... damn.... I so need to get back up.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

you have to see the show to believe it.... It's one of the longest fireworks so i have ever seen... (just make sure to put the mortars in the right way before lighting the fuse....) HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Let me rephrase..... German Engineering makes great cars.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

My dad has owned 3 of them now. The first one had over 400,000 miles when he retired it, and the other 2 had well over 200,000. I'm sold on VW quality. Germans can make cars.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Damn, Sucks shit...... But hey, It's all life and stuff does seem to happen for a reason.... Jack will do the trick (and a good job it does...) for a bit, but then it's time to just move on to the next gig.... Find work soon Vibes comin to ya from FLA...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

.Net truly opens up so many librarys that can be used by ALL of the MS porgraming languages. It Is a HUGE step forward for us who have been coding in C++, VB, ASP....... I am testing the new VS.net, and I am so happy to see they are adding C++ (last release only had C#) back to the mix..... Y'all can slam MS all you want, but the whole .NET program makes me smile..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

It's about time.... With the politics in F1, they were looking at saying good by to the sport.... I'm glad they stepped up for their serious mess up.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

That my friend is what it's all about..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

OK, it's 6:00 am. I'm tired.... But, I had to do a double take to see that you said "booties" and not..... well.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

UGH!!!!!!!!! when i was @ 8 or 9, I woke up and sitting on my chest was a HUGE!!!!! barn spider.... I can still see every hair, fangs (ok i dont know if they have fangs..... but i still can see them)...... Now i will........ (well lets just say I dont care if I am a MAN!!!!!!) when i see spiders..... GOD, I hate spiders.......... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Hell yes......... I dont care who you are, shit jokes = funny shit..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE. Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE). Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH. Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME. Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER. Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN). Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS. Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR: Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH. Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE. Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON. Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET. Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED. Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. FLY BY. Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

OH SHIT!!!!!!!! The Hush Puppies!!!!!!!!!!! what did we do as kids to deserve that..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I have to say it NEVER "hurt"........ it was so fast and they told how to take care of it.... I really do miss it now....... okookokokokok......... here im' confusing agin......... I JUST WATCHED A DUMBASS......... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Just me trying to make that first BASE jump..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE