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George Carlinisms... How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? Does killing time damage eternity? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Did Noah keep his bees in archives? Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? How can there be self-help "groups"? How do you get off a non-stop flight? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? How many weeks are there in a light year? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Damn, thats a good day for me..... (wait, thats not good is it????????) HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....

FIA made it clear to the teams that Michellin knew what speed was safe to use in turn 13. The teams could have went out and used that recomendation...... It was poor planning by Michellin, the FIA made the correct decision and the teams..... well they did what they did..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

You are 100% correct..... It's a tough pill to swallow for fans, but it is correct.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! as you can tell by my name, F1 is my thing...... What a cluster fuck!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

OUCH!!!!! Hope it's not a bad break, elbow breaks can be so hard. Get well quick....

HAHAHAHA.... It's worse than that...... It's a 24 hour road race..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Dont worry, I have a tab.......... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

What do i feel the need to watch to entire thing EVERY year....... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Keep it up Bud........ i'll remember... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Oh...... This could be good...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

HEY!!!!!!!! For the next month or so we will be telling people the same age if asked...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I just read that again..... were you laughing the whole time just thinking about how she was going to react to the nose dive when everyone was out...... (and did you get your ass kicked when she got down....) It's funny, The only time i have ever considered a observer ride was with him..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

HAHAHAHAHA..... here here........ HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

So it's next weekend...... Ya'll still in????? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Way to go man....... It's so much fun to go all out bust all the jumps out and just get that A.....

I think education is another key here..... Help to educate her and yourself on the risks of the sport..... Skydiving has made leaps forward in safety. now this isnt to say that it's safe (i mean, stepping out of an airplane at 13,000 ft will never be safe....) but when done with good traing, supervision, and common sense. The risk factor may be less than a lot of other hobbies that are perceived to be "safe"..... You really need to sit with your wife and go over the risk / benefit value..... make her a part of this passion, let her learn with you and see what happens.....

Wow.... I think you're right ..... But i always did want to go and get lost in the grand canyon just like Bobby and Cindy did...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

HAHAHAHAHAHA...... I found this by accident and it's cracking me up..... Hit Marcia in the nose with a football...... http://www.tvland.com/shows/brady_bunch/games/ HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

shameless BUMP........ (ok so a little shame......) HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Shit, wow..... That sux........ HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

It's going the other way look at the "Recreational Pilot" Cert...... It's not just having the raiting to fly IFR it's just most of the time shit happens, unless it's proved the pilot was doing something stupid..... I love seeing more people having the ability to share the air.....

Isnt it fun getting OLD........ HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Holy shit..... How close to you?????? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE